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Posted on 02/28/2008 9:35:05 PM PST by Jmouse007
In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing slander and "slurs" if we do.
They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of its kind. This contest is the:
"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.
The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.
You may be asking So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?
Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR new and improved middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obamas" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.
If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.
Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your new and improved name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.
Brackish Hussein Osama
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
Barack Hussein Obama
I'll still call him
Barack Hussein Obama
See tag line
Barack Appeasemann Obama
Barack Yes-I-Can Obama
Barack Oprahsmann Obama
Barack Sweettongued Obama
Barack Maplesugar Obama
Barack Whateveryouwantmetobe Obama
Barack Talknice Obama
Barack Hopeisgood Obama
Barack Epomanatous Obama
Barack Audacious Obama
By-the way, has anyone else noticed how everyone is using the work hope in their book titles now? I think it has happened since Pope John Pauls II’s encyclical on hope about ten years ago. Obama took the ideas and ran with it in his “The Audaciousness of Hope” or what ever the title is.
Barack Bullwinkle Obama
Barack Melvin Obama
Barack Che Obama.
Good, because that makes it all better. /s
Has anyone suggested Barak Oink Oink Obama?
We fight him elsewhere. Here, among friends, we poke fun at him.
Would you like to be our friend? Join in, or sit out. As you wish.
I guess that depends on whether you think of the US-friendly Iraqi government and the Shi’ites who are happy that thanks to the US overthrow of the Ba’athists they can commemorate Imam Hussein’s death without government goons presecuting them, or of the lunatics running the Iranian government when you think of Shi’ites.
Barack Magic Obama.
Barack Kaufmann Obama.
He certainly needs a middle name. What will the headlines call him if he becomes POTUS? Not BO.
Barack Smoketoomuch Obama
Barack Forbes Obama
Barak Bowl Obama
I like your idea.
Barrack O’Hussein Obama
BTW: What the heck is “Barrack”??? Is it a variant of Barruch? The Hebrew Barrach means Thunder, I believe.
So, what’s with that!!???
Barack Dreams From My Mother The Muslim-Marrying Atheist Obama
Barak BelieveMe Obama
Barack is the Arabic equivalent of the Hebrew Baruch, and both mean “Blessed.” The word for “lighting” is close; the last consonant is close in sound but a different letter. “Bless”/”blessed”/”blessing” = B-R-K. “Lightning” = B-R-Q.
After careful study, I submit the name:
Barack “Irish” O’Bama
If that doesn’t help him get the Southern vote, nothin’ will.
Sorry. The thread should have been tagged: [not for the humor impaired].
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,
Barack Al Zawahiri 1998 in Iraq Obama
Red Dwarf ping!
Barak 'Mr. Flibble' Obama.
Mr Flibble is very cross...
Barrack Marx Brother Obama?
Barack Hopeadope Obama
That makes Barak the... the... the... oh hell! ...the Dark Horse Candidate!
I'm very sorry...
Barack Muhammed Obama
hahahaaa! Thanks for the post and ping!
As I posted last night, “The GREAT One” (Mark Levin)
has resorted to calling him Barack “Milhous” Obama !!!
There ya go. And turn yer speakers up a bit to hear The GREAT one.
Barak CHUMP CHANGE Obama
Barack bin Changin Obama
Barack bin Hopin Obama
Barrack “CHANGE My Middle Name” Obama !!!
Barack “BLEEEEP” Obama?
Barack bin Faintin Obama
corrected: Barack CHUMP CHANGE Obama
Barack Yesyucan Obama
Barack SiSePuede Obama ;-)
I think you are missing the satirical bent of this thread. While we certainly have troglodytes on this forum, generally speaking, Freepers are highly intelligent, insightful and witty.
This thread pokes fun at the liberals who are seeking to curtail our right to free speech and impose politically correct contstraints on USING A PERSON’S MIDDLE NAME for heaven’s sake! What is wrong with THOSE people, not us??
I think the people reacting in horror to the use of a guy’s legal, given name are the fools. We don’t whine, moan, gnash our teeth and chastise Move-On-ers for using the idiotic “bushitler” which last time I checked is NOT his given name.
Barrack “Who’s Sane?” Obama !!!
Barrack “Who’s Insane?” Obama !!!