FR CONTEST: "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama"

[Jmouse007]

In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.

They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:

"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.

The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.

You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”

Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.

If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.

Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.

[mstar]

Just a small CHANGE to Kryptonite’s earlier submission;

"B. name CHANGE O. - ‘08"

Thanks

[BuffaloJack]

Barack bin Osama

[Big Mack]

“He who must not be criticized.”

[taxesareforever]

Didn’t think of it like that, but I believe you are on to something there. Does this mean that Barack Hussein plagarized the word “hope”? :)

[Albion Wilde]

Pun for All and All for Pun....

Barack Androll Obama

Barack Band Obama

Barack Duhliberals Obama

Barry "White" Obama

Bar' "School o'Rock" Obama

Barack Formation Obama

Barry Iamarak Obama

Barak Clymer Obama

Barry "Hard" Rak Obama

Barak Shadrak Magicnego Obama

Kid Rak Obama

Barack Star Obama

Barak U Al-Nitelong Obama

Barry "Plymouth" Rak Obama

I. M. Barak Inyubaby Obama

[Albion Wilde]

Barack “Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name” Obama.

LOL! Barak "Pleaseallowmetointroducemyself" Obama

[Albion Wilde]

Barack “Excuse Me While I Whip This Out” Obama

"Only enough to win with."

[petitfour]

Barack “Fear the Name” Obama

[buffyt]

BARACK OBAMA

Symbol that cannot be pronounced, like PRINCE!~

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Fight Obama on the basis of his socialism and insubstantial promises. Fight him on the basis of the cultlike and almost blasphemous adoration he incites. Fight him because of national security or life of the unborn or any one of a number of other vital issues—but for the love of all that’s decent, fight honorably. This ridiculous and embarrassing name-calling belongs in the preschool sandbox, not among supposedly intelligent adults.

I appreciate your desire for couth and dignity, yet beyond the cleverness, guffaaws and occasional over-the-line comment, the reducing of dangerous political (in fact military) opponents to appropriate objects of reprehension and ridicule is counterpropaganda and antidisinformation of the most patriotic American kind, my FRiend. Sound-bites and appropriate negative stereotypes are important communications tools as we seek to speak the truth to Oblammo! Hamas or whoever it was that this thread is about....

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Oblammo! Hamas

[Tanniker Smith]

The answer is obvious:

Barack X. Obama

He wants to come after W.
He can pretend he's a buried treasure,
When instead, he's an Unknown, but
Really, he'll be invoking Malcolm.

That's it! Barack X, who unknown to Speed is his older brother who ran away from hooo..... oops, sorry. Wrong race.

[b9]

Barack Who's Sane? Obama

[buffyt]

Hey we are not FIGHTING Obama here, we are having kindergarten FUN with his name that he is hyper sensitive about. LOL

YOU are RIGHT!

[Political Junkie Too]

How about Barack Atah Adonai Obama?

-PJ

[Arnold Zephel]

How about some Star Wars characters? Here are a few obvious ones. Feel free to add to the list.

Barack “DARTH SIDIOUS” Obama
Barack “CHANCELLOR PALPATINE” Obama
Barack “DARTH MAUL” Obama
Barack “COUNT DOOKU” Obama
Barack “DARTH TYRANUS” Obama
Barack “GENERAL GRIEVOUS” Obama

[Jmouse007]

"Barack Who's Sane? Obama"

A number of posters have come up with derivatives of this ingenious middle name. This and:

"Barack in the USSR Obama"

seem to be garnereing the most positive feedback results thus far.

That said, the "Pin the Name on the Obama" contest continues into the weekend. We look forward to continuing entries.

[rdl6989]

Shaykh Baraq Hussein Osamabama al-Amriki al-Arkancidi

[potlatch]

Thanks for the pings. Haven’t read to see if there is a winner here!

[devolve]

Baraka Censored Obama Junior