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Posted on 02/28/2008 9:35:05 PM PST by Jmouse007
In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing slander and "slurs" if we do.
They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of its kind. This contest is the:
"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.
The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.
You may be asking So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?
Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR new and improved middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obamas" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.
If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.
Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your new and improved name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.
Barack X. Obama
He wants to come after W.
He can pretend he's a buried treasure,
When instead, he's an Unknown, but
Really, he'll be invoking Malcolm.
That's it! Barack X, who unknown to Speed is his older brother who ran away from hooo..... oops, sorry. Wrong race.
Hey we are not FIGHTING Obama here, we are having kindergarten FUN with his name that he is hyper sensitive about. LOL
YOU are RIGHT!
How about some Star Wars characters? Here are a few obvious ones. Feel free to add to the list.
Barack “DARTH SIDIOUS” Obama
Barack “CHANCELLOR PALPATINE” Obama
Barack “DARTH MAUL” Obama
Barack “COUNT DOOKU” Obama
Barack “DARTH TYRANUS” Obama
Barack “GENERAL GRIEVOUS” Obama
A number of posters have come up with derivatives of this ingenious middle name. This and:
"Barack in the USSR Obama"
seem to be garnereing the most positive feedback results thus far.
That said, the "Pin the Name on the Obama" contest continues into the weekend. We look forward to continuing entries.
Shaykh Baraq Hussein Osamabama al-Amriki al-Arkancidi
Thanks for the pings. Haven’t read to see if there is a winner here!
Gets my vote. Good job!
Thanks, Nam Vet!
His father kept the “a” in his first name
I wonder what his original birth certificate in Hawaai actually said
Lol, thanks Spirit. Think I would have to read all 365 comments to fully appreciate that!!
Hey, Today is a Leap Year DAy!!
[I wonder what his original birth certificate in Hawaii actually said]
Hmmm, just earlier I was reading on a thread and it had a link to E-Bay showing his ‘birth Certificate’ with a Mohammad bomb head on it, lol.
Barack “Tabula Rasa” Obama
Barak “Who’s sayin’” Obama?
O’Bomber cannot go higher now
Hillar! is providing the opposition research
His “NAFTA”-Canada thing will cost him
Ohio actually gets a trade surplus with Canada
It’s a long time until November and pollster John Zogby finally predicted something right - except he framed it wrong
O’Bomber will be discrimated against in the election
But not beacause of race
Because voters will tag him as a dangerous lying radical
“If Iraq gets Al Qaeda coming in - I will move our troops back in”
Hillar! for once nailed O’Bomber on something
On “Day One” O’Bomber would give away America
Just a casual observation as I don’t keep up on this every day as you and most others do.
I thought about posting that one myself. Yes, BO is a "blank slate" onto which people are projecting whatever they want to project.
Playing on the Irish sound: Barak Fitz O’bama.
Obama's Communist "uncle" in Hawaii.
His muslim upbringing during his formative years, a bell which cannot be unrung, and know that he is allowed to lie about his religion to advance Islam.
His vile vote against saving the babies who survive botched abortions--coupled with his recent renunciation of his joining the unanimous voice vote to debate saving Terri Schiavo--the man's quite the Muslim misogynist.
His sending his foreign policy advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski to Damascus to chat with terrorist dictator Assad, who continues to arm terrorist attacks on Israel and on our troops in Iraq.
His refusal to honor the national anthem or to wear an American flag lapel pin--coupled with his wife's being ashamed of America save that recent slice of same which obsequiously blows kisses to her husband.
His membership in a church headed by a crony of Farrakhan, making his denunciation of Farrakhan's endorsement hollow and false.
His class warfare and confiscatory redistribution of property; all the earmarks of Marx.
The racism of his church.
Recap: Marxist-Muslim misogynist Alinsky acolyte, Barack X. Obama.
I posted this name idea before going through all of the threads, and I can’t believe that I’m the only one that came up with this.
Friday Night Bump for New Contestants
You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.
Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.
Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!
Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.
NOTE: does anyone doubt that Hillary had her surrogates leak the photo of Barack Hussein Obama in the Somali ceremonial outfit? It is not over. Hillary Rodham Clinton will not go away quietly. If she has to, she will burn the oil wells. Hillary is going to sabotage Barack Hussein Obama behind the scenes. Hillary will do anything to anyone at any time for power. Don't ever doubt that. The woman really is demonically possessed. She put up with public humiliation dished out by her husband that no self-respecting strong woman would ever find acceptable. She accepted it because she wanted power, had to ride the serial sexual predator's coattails, and believed she was destined to become the most powerful woman in history. If she can't sabotage B.O. and steal the nomination from him, she may well have a nervous breakdown. BULLETIN: it appears that Hillary is filing suit over the way delegates are chosen in Texas.
X, Saul, Che...all excellent alternative middle names.
Barack PassTheDutchie Obama
Barack Boutros-Boutros Obama
Barack “I can’t believe he’s Not Muslim” Obama.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winner !
Barack AnyOfYouHomosCallMeFrances,I’llKillYa Obama
Barack “Don’t call me dat” Obama.
Barack, grab those huge ears, Osama Obama
If Hillary can flannelmouth when she speaks in black churches, he can use this name when he speaks in synagogues.
All Ears Obama
Hush Hush/On the QT Obama
I Hear Ya Obama
I Don’t Know Jack Obama
Barak Insane Obama
Barack Huseannadanna Obama
Barack Ackackackack Obama
Barack "Sweet Home Allah" Obama
Barack The-artist-formerly-known-as-Hussein Obama
The (Scam) Artist Formerly Known as Hussein
Barack NMI* Obama (*pronounced "enemy")
Barack My World Obama
Barack Of Ages Obama
Barack To The Future Obama
Barack Is Beautiful Obama
Barack Lash Obama
Barack In The U.S.S.R. Obama
Barack Mobile Al Obama
Barack B-1 Obama
Barack Paper Scissors Obama
Barack That Dare Not Speak Its Name Obama
Barack Chamberlain Obama
Barack Odinga Obama
Barack The Pope Of Hope Obama
Barack A Doodle Do Obama
Barack Papa Was a Rollin Stone Obama
Barack "Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name" Obama
Bad Day at Barack Obama
Barack A-Bye-Baby Obama
Pet Rock Hussein Obama
Barak ThekindergentlerStalin Hussein
Barack NoName Obama
Barack "Im not the Anti-Christ, but I play one on TV" Obama
Barack "Eliminate White Guilt" Obama
Barack "Excuse Me While I Whip This Out" Obama
Barack Dreams From My Mother The Muslim-Marrying Atheist Obama
Barrack Ctrl/Alt/Delete OBama
Barack O'Lamb Obama
Barak "The Magic Dragon" Obama
Barack Kocaine Obama
Barack N. Rollisheretostay Obama
Barack Androll Obama
Barry "White" Obama
Barack Clymer Obama
Barack Shadrak Magicnego Obama
Barack Star Obama
Barak U Al-Nitelong Obama
I. M. Barack Inyubaby Obama
Barack Atah Adonai Obama
Barack "I can't believe he's Not Muslim" Obama
I was told today that Obama swore in on a Koran for his Senate seat. I do not believe he did. Can someone clarify this for me? I am under the impression only a Congressman has so far sworn in on a Koran.
Also that Obama’s mother gave birth to him overseas and then immediately flew into Hawaii and registered his birth as having taken place in Hawaii.
Again, any clarifications on this? Defintely disqualifies him for Prez. There must be some trace of an airticket. While small babies are not charged air fare they do have a ticket issued for them.
Long time ago but there may be some residual information somewhere. Good ammo (if available and true) BEST USED AFTER he becomes PREZ (if that occurs) and it’s too late for Dems - except accept the VP.
” I was told today that Obama .....”
Sounds like desperation grasping at increasingly flimsy straws....
Has the Conservative Philosophy and Message become so diluted and fuzzy that we must resort to trash like this, instead of the obvious superiority of our ideals and vision, to “win” an increasingly meaningless election?
So many of us have succumbed to the devil’s temptation, and have become that which we hate....
Sad — and tragic in its consequences for our once-great Nation....
I don’t know about the Hawai’i stuff, hopefully someone can clear that up. I am certain that he did not swear in on a Qur’an. As I recall, there was/is some confusion between Obama & the Congressman Keith Ellison, who was the one sworn in on a Qur’an.
1) Barack In The U.S.S.R. Obama - Clever - LOL! (then again, that's where he'll take us.)
2) Barack The-artist-formerly-known-as-Hussein Obama - heh!
3) Barack The Pope Of Hope Obama (marketing future here)
I’m still thinking of Muslims.
Those who commit evil acts,
Those who support and condone evil acts,
And those who sit quietly and do or say nothing at all, which qualifies them somehow as the “good” Muslims.
I’ll take “none of the above” for however much it costs, Alex.
It wasn’t Obama who did that. It was the Muslim Congressman from Minneapolis who did that.
Barack Cantsay Obama
Barack CrackCar Obama
Barack Home-In-Indiana Obama