FR CONTEST: "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama"

[Jmouse007]

In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.

They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:

"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.

The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.

You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”

Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.

If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.

Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Oblammo! Hamas

[Tanniker Smith]

The answer is obvious:

Barack X. Obama

He wants to come after W.
He can pretend he's a buried treasure,
When instead, he's an Unknown, but
Really, he'll be invoking Malcolm.

That's it! Barack X, who unknown to Speed is his older brother who ran away from hooo..... oops, sorry. Wrong race.

[b9]

Barack Who's Sane? Obama

[buffyt]

Hey we are not FIGHTING Obama here, we are having kindergarten FUN with his name that he is hyper sensitive about. LOL

YOU are RIGHT!

[Political Junkie Too]

How about Barack Atah Adonai Obama?

-PJ

[Arnold Zephel]

How about some Star Wars characters? Here are a few obvious ones. Feel free to add to the list.

Barack “DARTH SIDIOUS” Obama
Barack “CHANCELLOR PALPATINE” Obama
Barack “DARTH MAUL” Obama
Barack “COUNT DOOKU” Obama
Barack “DARTH TYRANUS” Obama
Barack “GENERAL GRIEVOUS” Obama

[Jmouse007]

"Barack Who's Sane? Obama"

A number of posters have come up with derivatives of this ingenious middle name. This and:

"Barack in the USSR Obama"

seem to be garnereing the most positive feedback results thus far.

That said, the "Pin the Name on the Obama" contest continues into the weekend. We look forward to continuing entries.

[rdl6989]

Shaykh Baraq Hussein Osamabama al-Amriki al-Arkancidi

[potlatch]

Thanks for the pings. Haven’t read to see if there is a winner here!

[devolve]

Baraka Censored Obama Junior

[potlatch]

Lol, at least you were able to think of something. I always want to rhyme things.

[lonevoice]

Gets my vote. Good job!

[toldyou]

Thanks, Nam Vet!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

Alinsky-schooled and SO CLEAN too!

[devolve]

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His father kept the “a” in his first name

I wonder what his original birth certificate in Hawaai actually said

[potlatch]

Lol, thanks Spirit. Think I would have to read all 365 comments to fully appreciate that!!

Hey, Today is a Leap Year DAy!!

[ladyinred]

ROTFL!

[potlatch]

[I wonder what his original birth certificate in Hawaii actually said]

Hmmm, just earlier I was reading on a thread and it had a link to E-Bay showing his ‘birth Certificate’ with a Mohammad bomb head on it, lol.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Barack “Tabula Rasa” Obama

[P-Marlowe]

Barak “Who’s sayin’” Obama?

[devolve]

.

O’Bomber cannot go higher now

Hillar! is providing the opposition research

His “NAFTA”-Canada thing will cost him

Ohio actually gets a trade surplus with Canada

It’s a long time until November and pollster John Zogby finally predicted something right - except he framed it wrong

O’Bomber will be discrimated against in the election

But not beacause of race

Because voters will tag him as a dangerous lying radical

“If Iraq gets Al Qaeda coming in - I will move our troops back in”

Hillar! for once nailed O’Bomber on something

On “Day One” O’Bomber would give away America

[potlatch]

I’ve wondered why Hillary hasn’t brought out more against Obama thus far. If she gets beat in Ohio or Texas she may really start putting out anything bad they know about him.

Just a casual observation as I don’t keep up on this every day as you and most others do.

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack “Tabula Rasa” Obama

I thought about posting that one myself. Yes, BO is a "blank slate" onto which people are projecting whatever they want to project.

[jimfree]

Playing on the Irish sound: Barak Fitz O’bama.

[PhilDragoo]

My program director in Albuquerque Pat Frisch of KKOB 770AM told me on-air I didn't know what I was talking about when I said Hillary's sealed Wellesley thesis was an homage to radical Communist fellow traveler Saul Alinsky--now it's public for all to see. So, too, is Barack I-Can't-Believe-He's-Not-Muslim Obama an Alinsky acolyte, demonstrated in his Chicago community organizing. Not creating hope at all--quite the contrary: creating despair leading to revolution.

Obama's Communist "uncle" in Hawaii.

His muslim upbringing during his formative years, a bell which cannot be unrung, and know that he is allowed to lie about his religion to advance Islam.

His vile vote against saving the babies who survive botched abortions--coupled with his recent renunciation of his joining the unanimous voice vote to debate saving Terri Schiavo--the man's quite the Muslim misogynist.

His sending his foreign policy advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski to Damascus to chat with terrorist dictator Assad, who continues to arm terrorist attacks on Israel and on our troops in Iraq.

His refusal to honor the national anthem or to wear an American flag lapel pin--coupled with his wife's being ashamed of America save that recent slice of same which obsequiously blows kisses to her husband.

His membership in a church headed by a crony of Farrakhan, making his denunciation of Farrakhan's endorsement hollow and false.

His class warfare and confiscatory redistribution of property; all the earmarks of Marx.

The racism of his church.

Recap: Marxist-Muslim misogynist Alinsky acolyte, Barack X. Obama.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOL!

[johnthebaptistmoore]

I posted this name idea before going through all of the threads, and I can’t believe that I’m the only one that came up with this.

[Jmouse007]

Friday Night Bump for New Contestants

[B-Cause]

Text and graphic from ebay ad!

CHOOSE NEW MIDDLE NAME FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.

Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.

Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!

Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.

NOTE: does anyone doubt that Hillary had her surrogates leak the photo of Barack Hussein Obama in the Somali ceremonial outfit? It is not over. Hillary Rodham Clinton will not go away quietly. If she has to, she will burn the oil wells. Hillary is going to sabotage Barack Hussein Obama behind the scenes. Hillary will do anything to anyone at any time for power. Don't ever doubt that. The woman really is demonically possessed. She put up with public humiliation dished out by her husband that no self-respecting strong woman would ever find acceptable. She accepted it because she wanted power, had to ride the serial sexual predator's coattails, and believed she was destined to become the most powerful woman in history. If she can't sabotage B.O. and steal the nomination from him, she may well have a nervous breakdown. BULLETIN: it appears that Hillary is filing suit over the way delegates are chosen in Texas.

[ntnychik]

X, Saul, Che...all excellent alternative middle names.

[Texas Eagle]

Barack PassTheDutchie Obama

[Texas Eagle]

Barack Boutros-Boutros Obama

[MeekOneGOP]

Barack “I can’t believe he’s Not Muslim” Obama.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner !

Great one!

[Texas Eagle]

Barack AnyOfYouHomosCallMeFrances,I’llKillYa Obama

[Redcloak]

Barack “Don’t call me dat” Obama.

[antiunion person]

Barack, grab those huge ears, Osama Obama

[Albion Wilde]

How about Barack Atah Adonai Obama?

If Hillary can flannelmouth when she speaks in black churches, he can use this name when he speaks in synagogues.

[anechoicroom.blogspot.com]

All Ears Obama

Hush Hush/On the QT Obama

I Hear Ya Obama

I Don’t Know Jack Obama

[Albion Wilde]

Here's a ROUND-UP of my FAVES, from Jmouse007; duke nukum; thomasthomas; elkgrovedan; bassfire; countercounterculture; doug from upland; kirkwood; tenniel2; mwilli20; charles henrickson; the spirit of allegiance; lkco; petitfour; salamander; c210n; fresh wind; caipirabob; amanda king; Arnold Zephel; mikrofon; nam vet; null and void; eternalvigilance; political junkie; devolve; phil dragoo; albion wilde:

Barak Insane Obama

Barack Huseannadanna Obama

Barack Ackackackack Obama

Barack "Sweet Home Allah" Obama

Barack The-artist-formerly-known-as-Hussein Obama

The (Scam) Artist Formerly Known as Hussein

Barack NMI* Obama (*pronounced "enemy")

Barack My World Obama

Barack Of Ages Obama

Barack To The Future Obama

Barack Is Beautiful Obama

Barack Lash Obama

Barack In The U.S.S.R. Obama

Barack Mobile Al Obama

Barack B-1 Obama

Barack Paper Scissors Obama

Barack That Dare Not Speak Its Name Obama

Barack Chamberlain Obama

Barack Odinga Obama

Barack The Pope Of Hope Obama

Barack A Doodle Do Obama

Barack Papa Was a Rollin Stone Obama

Barack "Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name" Obama

Bad Day at Barack Obama

Barack A-Bye-Baby Obama

Pet Rock Hussein Obama

Barak ThekindergentlerStalin Hussein

Barack NoName Obama

Barack "I’m not the Anti-Christ, but I play one on TV" Obama

Barack "Eliminate White Guilt" Obama

Barack "Excuse Me While I Whip This Out" Obama

Barack Dreams From My Mother The Muslim-Marrying Atheist Obama

Barrack Ctrl/Alt/Delete OBama

Barack O'Lamb Obama

Barak "The Magic Dragon" Obama

Barack Kocaine Obama

Barack N. Rollisheretostay Obama

Barack Androll Obama

Barry "White" Obama

Barack Clymer Obama

Barack Shadrak Magicnego Obama

Barack Star Obama

Barak U Al-Nitelong Obama

I. M. Barack Inyubaby Obama

Barack Atah Adonai Obama

Barack O'Bomber

Barack "I can't believe he's Not Muslim" Obama

[FARS]

I was told today that Obama swore in on a Koran for his Senate seat. I do not believe he did. Can someone clarify this for me? I am under the impression only a Congressman has so far sworn in on a Koran.

Also that Obama’s mother gave birth to him overseas and then immediately flew into Hawaii and registered his birth as having taken place in Hawaii.

Again, any clarifications on this? Defintely disqualifies him for Prez. There must be some trace of an airticket. While small babies are not charged air fare they do have a ticket issued for them.

Long time ago but there may be some residual information somewhere. Good ammo (if available and true) BEST USED AFTER he becomes PREZ (if that occurs) and it’s too late for Dems - except accept the VP.

[Uncle Ike]

” I was told today that Obama .....”

Sounds like desperation grasping at increasingly flimsy straws....

Has the Conservative Philosophy and Message become so diluted and fuzzy that we must resort to trash like this, instead of the obvious superiority of our ideals and vision, to “win” an increasingly meaningless election?

So many of us have succumbed to the devil’s temptation, and have become that which we hate....

Sad — and tragic in its consequences for our once-great Nation....

[forkinsocket]

I don’t know about the Hawai’i stuff, hopefully someone can clear that up. I am certain that he did not swear in on a Qur’an. As I recall, there was/is some confusion between Obama & the Congressman Keith Ellison, who was the one sworn in on a Qur’an.

[Caipirabob]

OK, I picked a couple, in order of preference:

1) Barack In The U.S.S.R. Obama - Clever - LOL! (then again, that's where he'll take us.)

2) Barack The-artist-formerly-known-as-Hussein Obama - heh!

3) Barack The Pope Of Hope Obama (marketing future here)

[ExGeeEye]

I’m still thinking of Muslims.

Those who commit evil acts,

Those who support and condone evil acts,

And those who sit quietly and do or say nothing at all, which qualifies them somehow as the “good” Muslims.

I’ll take “none of the above” for however much it costs, Alex.

[Brilliant]

It wasn’t Obama who did that. It was the Muslim Congressman from Minneapolis who did that.

[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

Barack Cantsay Obama

[tobyhill]

Barack Imamuslim Obama

[prairiebreeze]

Barack CrackCar Obama

[InvisibleChurch]

Barack Home-In-Indiana Obama