Skip to comments.Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama (Compliments from Doug From Upland)
Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe
You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.
Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.
Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!
Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.
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Why Is Obama's Middle Name Taboo? (Anti-Muslim sentiment surfaces in Obama photo flap)
So his middle name is Taboo. Barack Taboo Obama.
Lost in time again...
John Quincy Adams, William Henry Harrison, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, Harry S. Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Begging your pardon, but it was Harry S Truman, not Harry S. Truman. His legal middle name was “S”. http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/ht33.html
How about Barak The Twelfth Imam Obama?
Barack Halfrican Obama.
(Courtesy of Rush L.)
Barack Reginald Obama
With no middle name his initials are just BO, which just “stinks”
with Reginald they are “BRO”
I don’t know when the rules changed, but Reagan didn’t need the whole 3 initial thing to secure a legacy. Much like Patton, just saying Reagan is more than enough. With Carter the spit that comes after you say his name compensates for the lack of the middle name.
Remember in the 1992 election where the media made such a big deal of Bush #41 having 2 middle names, painted him as a privileged elitist, while they ignored that BJ has 2 middle names, too?
Barack “Calypso Louis” Osama
Barack X Obama
Barack (the artist formerly known as Hussein) Obama.
The public can call him anything it wants to after BJ Clinton and Monkey Bush have been used in the media by both sides of the aisle.
Barack Bam-bam Obama
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