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Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama (Compliments from Doug From Upland)
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Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe

CHOOSE NEW MIDDLE NAME FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.

Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.

Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!

Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 666; barrack; hussein; husseinobama; obama
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To: yoe
Barack Wheat Obama
151 posted on 02/29/2008 8:31:23 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: yoe

Barack Kabum Obama

Got a nice sound to it.


152 posted on 02/29/2008 8:31:27 AM PST by discipler (Listen to Glenn Beck and be very afraid.)
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To: yoe

A lot of great ones!

How about Barack N-white Obama

To emphasize his multi-racial appeal. As a bonus if you say it fast, it sounds like an Engrish pronunciation which should appeal to those with far-eastern ethnic heritage.


153 posted on 02/29/2008 8:32:11 AM PST by ecinkc (Pulling for truth)
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To: yoe
Barack FlimFlama Obama

Leni

154 posted on 02/29/2008 8:33:01 AM PST by MinuteGal (FRed and Mitt are Still My Guys)
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To: N. Theknow; All

Barack Moseley-Braun Obama

Barack “Doctor Yakub” Obama

Barack “The Irishman” Obama


155 posted on 02/29/2008 8:33:24 AM PST by AbeKrieger (There is a special place in Hell for Lyndon Johnson.)
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To: ecinkc

Now that one is good!


156 posted on 02/29/2008 8:34:00 AM PST by discipler (Listen to Glenn Beck and be very afraid.)
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To: yoe

157 posted on 02/29/2008 8:35:52 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: yoe
To suggest the obvious...

If we want to be more sensitive to Muslim feelings, we should look to the teaching of Obama supporter Louie Farrakhan's Nation of Islam.

When you have a birth name you do not want to use just substitute "X" (as in Malcolm X).

Barack Hussein Obama ==> Barack X Obama

158 posted on 02/29/2008 8:36:09 AM PST by drpix
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To: discipler; All

Barackman Turner Obamadrive


159 posted on 02/29/2008 8:36:31 AM PST by AbeKrieger (There is a special place in Hell for Lyndon Johnson.)
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To: yoe
I've already offered up my version in an earlier thread:

Barack McGovern Obama

160 posted on 02/29/2008 8:36:54 AM PST by InterceptPoint
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To: yoe
Barack Shama Lama Ding Dong Obama


161 posted on 02/29/2008 8:37:11 AM PST by GalaxieFiveHundred
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To: yoe
Barack Slamajama Obama

Klaatu Barack Nikto Obama

Barack 666 Obama

162 posted on 02/29/2008 8:38:18 AM PST by OB1kNOb (Maverick conservative without a political party.)
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To: All

163 posted on 02/29/2008 8:38:22 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: yoe

Barack al-Mahdi Obama


164 posted on 02/29/2008 8:39:13 AM PST by OB1kNOb (Maverick conservative without a political party.)
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To: yoe

Barack Omar Obama - BOO!!!


165 posted on 02/29/2008 8:39:40 AM PST by HiJinx (~ Support our Troops ~ www.americasupportsyou.mil ~)
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To: yoe
Barack Ilyich Obama
166 posted on 02/29/2008 8:40:08 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: yoe
Barack Porkchop Obama
167 posted on 02/29/2008 8:40:45 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama. There, Rove take that.)
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To: dead
Barack Wayne Obama

LOL!

168 posted on 02/29/2008 8:41:01 AM PST by niteowl77
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To: yoe

Shines-U

As in shines you on.


169 posted on 02/29/2008 8:43:16 AM PST by Hoffer Rand
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To: yoe

Barack “Skippy” Obama


170 posted on 02/29/2008 8:43:27 AM PST by far sider
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To: dead
GREAT work! But I wish it had a slow-mo, so I could be sure of what Barack X is doing to the heiny-man.
171 posted on 02/29/2008 8:43:29 AM PST by drpix
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To: yoe

Barack Taboo Obama


172 posted on 02/29/2008 8:44:01 AM PST by mj81
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To: mj81

Barak Farrakan Obama


173 posted on 02/29/2008 8:44:37 AM PST by princess leah
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To: yoe

Barak CALIPH Obamamamabingbang


174 posted on 02/29/2008 8:44:45 AM PST by eleni121 (+ En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great)
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To: yoe
Barack Room-Lawyer Obama
175 posted on 02/29/2008 8:45:07 AM PST by Arkancide (www.arkancide.com)
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To: yoe

Barack YASSAR Obama
Barack FITZGERALD Obama


176 posted on 02/29/2008 8:45:28 AM PST by Spaghetti Man (NJ no more)
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To: zot
"How about Barak F*cking Obama?"

177 posted on 02/29/2008 8:46:10 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Cordio

My grandmother is 86. I would not want her harassed by reporters, either.


178 posted on 02/29/2008 8:46:10 AM PST by knittnmom (...surrounded by reality!)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Excellent!


179 posted on 02/29/2008 8:48:10 AM PST by Hoffer Rand
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To: yoe
Barack Star Obama

*faints*

180 posted on 02/29/2008 8:48:13 AM PST by McGruff (I'm ready for the election. Got my conservative clothespin.)
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To: 80 Square Miles

Barack N. Rollisheretostay Obama


181 posted on 02/29/2008 8:48:25 AM PST by EternalVigilance (With "Republicans" like these, who needs Democrats??)
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To: 80 Square Miles

Barak Tudeefewtah Obama


182 posted on 02/29/2008 8:48:34 AM PST by null and void (When you vote, remember your wallet, the welfare recipients do...)
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To: yoe
Barack Beelzebub Obama

Barack Valdemort Obama

Barack Dancing Obama

Barack Iraq Obama

183 posted on 02/29/2008 8:48:45 AM PST by mass55th
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To: yoe
From another FR thread:

Why Is Obama's Middle Name Taboo? (Anti-Muslim sentiment surfaces in Obama photo flap)

So his middle name is Taboo. Barack Taboo Obama.

184 posted on 02/29/2008 8:49:37 AM PST by far sider
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To: null and void

09/11/01


185 posted on 02/29/2008 8:49:59 AM PST by Hoffer Rand
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To: Hoffer Rand

Ack!

Lost in time again...


186 posted on 02/29/2008 8:51:19 AM PST by null and void (When you vote, remember your wallet, the welfare recipients do...)
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To: TC Rider
When did the rules change? I recall FDR, JFK, LBJ, HHH, RMH, GRF

John Quincy Adams, William Henry Harrison, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, Harry S. Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower.

-PJ

187 posted on 02/29/2008 8:51:56 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: yoe
Barack AroundtheClock Obama
188 posted on 02/29/2008 8:55:09 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Political Junkie Too

Begging your pardon, but it was Harry S Truman, not Harry S. Truman. His legal middle name was “S”. http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/ht33.html


189 posted on 02/29/2008 8:56:20 AM PST by knittnmom (...surrounded by reality!)
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To: princess leah
Good one.

How about Barak The Twelfth Imam Obama?

190 posted on 02/29/2008 8:58:02 AM PST by myprecious
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To: far sider
Also from another thread:

Barrack O'Brian.....

191 posted on 02/29/2008 8:58:43 AM PST by yoe ( NO THIRD TERM FOR THE CLINTON'S!!!)
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To: BradyLS
Still keeping his original initials and also a tribute to his ancestry:

Barack Halfrican Obama.

(Courtesy of Rush L.)

192 posted on 02/29/2008 9:00:45 AM PST by I. Ben Hurt
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To: yoe

Barack Reginald Obama

With no middle name his initials are just BO, which just “stinks”

but

with Reginald they are “BRO”


193 posted on 02/29/2008 9:00:49 AM PST by School of Rational Thought (Truthism Watch)
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To: TC Rider

I don’t know when the rules changed, but Reagan didn’t need the whole 3 initial thing to secure a legacy. Much like Patton, just saying Reagan is more than enough. With Carter the spit that comes after you say his name compensates for the lack of the middle name.

Remember in the 1992 election where the media made such a big deal of Bush #41 having 2 middle names, painted him as a privileged elitist, while they ignored that BJ has 2 middle names, too?


194 posted on 02/29/2008 9:01:19 AM PST by Hoffer Rand
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To: yoe

Barack “Calypso Louis” Osama


195 posted on 02/29/2008 9:01:24 AM PST by tpanther
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To: yoe

Barack X Obama


196 posted on 02/29/2008 9:01:35 AM PST by elby
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To: yoe

Barack (the artist formerly known as Hussein) Obama.


197 posted on 02/29/2008 9:01:59 AM PST by Sig Sauer P220
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To: elby
Barack bama
198 posted on 02/29/2008 9:02:11 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Political Junkie Too
Many Presidents did not use or the public chose to ignore their given first names: Stephen Grover Cleveland, Thomas Woodrow Wilson, John Calvin Coolidge. So it is entirely proper to refer to Sen. Obama as Hussein Obama. End of story.

The public can call him anything it wants to after BJ Clinton and Monkey Bush have been used in the media by both sides of the aisle.

199 posted on 02/29/2008 9:02:26 AM PST by masadaman
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To: yoe

Barack Bam-bam Obama


200 posted on 02/29/2008 9:02:57 AM PST by lady lawyer
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