Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama (Compliments from Doug From Upland)

Ebay ^ | February 2008 | Ebay

[yoe]

CHOOSE NEW MIDDLE NAME FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.

Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.

Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!

Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.

[Rippin]

Barak Danforth Obama

[Aria]

Barack bin Obama.

[evets]

"Don't call him 'HUSSEIN' again!"

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Barack  Obama

[Beagle8U]

“Won’t it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don’t want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.”

I was thinking along the lines of just using his initials and calling him B-HO.

It has a nice “Rapper” ring to it and he should like that.

[Rudder]

I like Rodham for him.

You beat me to it!

My second offering is:

Another wanna-be messiah--- Barack L. Ron Obama

[Joe 6-pack]

Barak “Baby Doc” Obama

[Constitution Day]

Barack Obama

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

I like Sydney. Or Sensitve. Barack Sensitive Obama

[budwiesest]

Barack Bimbo Obama

[Quix]

Baruck McChurian Obumma

Barassuh Globalpussuh Obummuh

Barassuh NWOO Obummuh

Barassuh NAU Obummah

Barassuh Fantasy Obummah

Barassuh OOG Obummah (BOO)

[Constitution Day]

How do you DO!

[SkyPilot]

Why not name give him his mother's first name:

Stanley

No really, that was his mom's name.

....where the only child was a curious and precocious daughter of a father who wanted a boy so badly that he named her Stanley -- after himself.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Barack AndaHardPlace Obama

[Clemenza]

Barack Magic Obama.

In high school, he was known as Barry O, so that's what I call him.

[null and void]

For the GMTA file:

FR CONTEST: "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama"

[dangerdoc]

Barrack Hope Obama.