He should ask Cindy “Mother Moonbat” Sheehan for her recipe for a “fast shake” that somehow doesn’t count.
I was sitting behind a Catholic priest in a meeting a few weeks ago. A gentleman came up and was asking about fasting for Lent. The man said that he was of the understanding that he could eat toast and drink juice in the evening and wanted to know if that was correct. The priest told him that actually, he could even eat a grilled cheese sandwich, as long as he prayed continuously while eating it.
Now, I realize I'm not well versed in Catholicism. Southern Baptist boy here. But, I just assumed fasting meant fasting . . . as in NO food. Am I wrong about that?