'We're fed up with the cold weather and the NHS,' say illegals trying to break OUT of Britain

Daily Mail ^ | 5-2-08 | JAMES SLACK

[dynachrome]

Probably the food was a problem, also.

;)

[SolidWood]

The majority of those who have been found are from Afghanistan and Iraq

I have that strang feeling that there are other motivations for their desire to go elsewhere.

[WorkingClassFilth]

...and the dentistry.

[mtbopfuyn]

Ok, so why would they have to “sneak” out?

[Maine Mariner]

The food-I thought the food in the United Kingdom was quite good.

[expatpat]

Read the article.

But it gets worse -- the taxpayer has to pay for expensive deportation proceedings against them, even tho' they want to go!

[wastedyears]

And where are they going to come?

[sushiman]

” Probably the food was a problem, also. “

Just because you live in a country whose cuisine leaves a lot to be desired doesn’t mean you have to EAT it . All the essential ingredients are available in markets so that you may prepare just about anything your little old heart desires . And what the Brits don’t offer in culinary delights they more than make up for with their superb brews !

[dynachrome]

Italy is supposedly where they want to go.

[weegee]

Illegal immigrant labor comes with a price. The same companies that want the cheap illiterate labour, don’t want to see the workers leave. So enforcement is on the exit side...

[dynachrome]

I joke. I like “Scotch eggs”, neeps and tatties. Stay away from Wimpy burger though!

[weegee]

Maybe there aren’t enough halal meat vendors for them.

[knarf]

"Ok, so why would they have to “sneak” out?"

"Illegal immigrants are leaving the country in search of ... "

[Leisler]

That is me inspecting our Model X-81 Mexican Deportation Mortar. We are working on a Homeland Security grant to develop innovative deportation methods. So far we've only been able to ‘deport’ large children and small adults with minimum damage to the mortar.

We're working on an autoloader too!

[Old North State]

Ok, so why would they have to “sneak” out?

I think what's happening is that the illegals are asylum seekers who fear deportation back to their country of origin and want to get into some other European country before that occurs. Under the EU rules they are supposed to stay in the UK until there case is resolved. If they can sneak out of the UK and get to Italy in time for a general amnesty they are home free(no pun intended)

[yield 2 the right]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102798/quotes

Robin of Locksley: What do you know of women?
Azeem: Where I come from, Christian, there are women of such beauty, that they can possess a man’s mind so that he would be willing to die for them.
Robin of Locksley: Wait a minute. Is that why you were to be executed? Because of a woman?
[laughs]
Robin of Locksley: That’s it, isn’t it? That’s it!
Azeem: It is close to sunset.
Robin of Locksley: You painted old hound, who was she? The mullah’s daughter? Another man’s wife? What’s her name?
Azeem: Is there no sun in this cursed country? Which way is East?
Robin of Locksley: Her name.
Azeem: East!
Robin of Locksley: Her name.
Azeem: Jasmina.
Robin of Locksley: [points] That way.

[Aria]

Italy is supposedly where they want to go.

Italy is where I want to go!

[Lady Jag]

A lot of Afghans & Iraquis aren’t known for liking anything and will whine anywhere.

[sushiman]

I liked the Cornish pasties ; steak and kidney pies ; and the Ploughman’s lunch ! All in the pub and with a pint of bitter , of course !

[ransomnote]

Well....I think they should be allowed to leave....as long as they are not leaving to avoid some plannted nasty terrorist attack on Britain. Otherwise, by all means, hold them in London and other densly populated areas.