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Barack Obama Jokes
Barack Obama Jokes Website ^ | 5/13/08 | unknown

Posted on 05/13/2008 4:11:35 PM PDT by vincentfreeman

The Top Five Barack Obama Jokes:

Q. Why is Barack Obama running for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party didn’t have enough voters.

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry Obama to Barack Obama?
A. He thought “Barry” sounded too American.

When Hillary Clinton starts looking good, you've either
had too much to drink or Barack Obama is on the tube.

Q. What do Obama Messiah followers drink?
A. Koolaid, of course.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: barack; humor; jokes; obama; politics
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1 posted on 05/13/2008 4:11:35 PM PDT by vincentfreeman
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To: vincentfreeman

Oh man, I need to take an Obama


2 posted on 05/13/2008 4:12:48 PM PDT by demsux
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To: vincentfreeman
A. He thought “Barry” sounded too American.

That's the funniest one. Did he really change it TO Barack? What's the story on that?

3 posted on 05/13/2008 4:13:12 PM PDT by Huck ("Real" conservatives support OBAMA in 08 (that's how you know Im not a real conservative))
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To: vincentfreeman

Q: What does Barack Obam use for contraception?

A: His personality.


4 posted on 05/13/2008 4:13:43 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: vincentfreeman

Sad thing is, Hillary did start looking good!


5 posted on 05/13/2008 4:16:00 PM PDT by blondee123 (Three (3) Democrats running for President in 2008!!!)
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To: vincentfreeman

Boy, this site and I definitely have different understandings as to what constitutes a “joke”. I’ve always operated under the assumption humor was involved.


6 posted on 05/13/2008 4:16:39 PM PDT by joebuck (Finitum non capax infinitum!)
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To: vincentfreeman

These aren’t very funny.

I’d love to see some good ones.


7 posted on 05/13/2008 4:18:27 PM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: Huck
It's come up a few times here, and I have never seen absolute conformation, but ... allegedly he is,

Barak Hussein Mohamad Obama.

But you didn't hear me say that ... I'm not allowed.

(and keys say nothing ... they sound like tick tick tick tick tick ... )

/8^)

8 posted on 05/13/2008 4:19:02 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: vincentfreeman
When Hillary Clinton starts looking good, you've either had too much to drink or Barack Obama is on the tube.

The rest of them are funny, this one is just true.

9 posted on 05/13/2008 4:19:23 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: vincentfreeman

10 posted on 05/13/2008 4:19:48 PM PDT by blondee123 (Three (3) Democrats running for President in 2008!!!)
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To: vincentfreeman

Q. When do you sound like a disease?

A. When you’ve been “obamaesqued”.


11 posted on 05/13/2008 4:19:51 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: vincentfreeman

My guess is that if you tell these jokes to most of his supporters, they would just stand there looking at you like you have three eyes. They would not even realize it was a joke.


12 posted on 05/13/2008 4:20:59 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("My daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard." Ralph Wiggum)
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To: vincentfreeman

I am the one I have been waiting for...


...but I am the one who YOU are going to get.

THE AUDACITY OF TRUTH


13 posted on 05/13/2008 4:22:14 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: FormerACLUmember
Q: What does Barack Obam use for contraception? A: His personality.

Alternate answer: His face!

Looks like a typical guy from the "hood" in that picture with the cigarette. That IS the real Obama, they just cleaned him up for the campaign!!

14 posted on 05/13/2008 4:23:05 PM PDT by blondee123 (Three (3) Democrats running for President in 2008!!!)
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To: vincentfreeman

I went to the Obama joke Web site, read all the jokes, and didn’t think any of them was funny.


15 posted on 05/13/2008 4:23:36 PM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: Jeff Head; vincentfreeman
funny pictures

16 posted on 05/13/2008 4:23:42 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Jeff Head

Looks a little like Don Cheadle in that bottom one.


17 posted on 05/13/2008 4:28:40 PM PDT by Doohickey (SSN-681; SSN-671; SSN-669; SSN-712)
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To: vincentfreeman
Barack, who is Hussein and Mohammed, Obama wants to be your mama.
18 posted on 05/13/2008 4:28:43 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: Huck

His birth certificate says Barack. In high school and college he liked to be called Barry.


19 posted on 05/13/2008 4:29:18 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The women got the vote and the Nation got Harding. Worse followed. Worst to come.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
His birth certificate says Barack. In high school and college he liked to be called Barry.

Oh, so the joke doesn't really work unless you say why did he change his name back to Barack or why does he now prefer to be called Barack.

20 posted on 05/13/2008 4:30:56 PM PDT by Huck ("Real" conservatives support OBAMA in 08 (that's how you know Im not a real conservative))
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To: vincentfreeman
Q. Why is Barack Obama running for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party didn’t have enough voters.

First published 04/30/2008

"Dynamic is the magazine of the Young Communist League USA. It includes art, politics, and culture written by youth, for youth.

The 2008 Spring Double issues includes articles about the youth impact on the 2008 elections, youth participation in unions, the writer's strike and its impact on a family that struggled through it, and much more!"

Source: Communist Party, USA:
http://www.cpusa.org/article/articleview/941/1/36/

21 posted on 05/13/2008 4:35:38 PM PDT by Eye On The Left
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To: vincentfreeman; All
This post is about Obama, but it's no joke. Why don't we seize the opportunity provided by the MSM's cramming of Obama down our throats to permanently de-claw the IRS?

This post (<-click), while addressing taxes, helps to explain why government "leaders" like Senator Obama are actually in contempt of the Constitution that they have sworn to defend, foolishly following in the footsteps of FDR's dirty federal spending politics. In fact, the article referenced below shows that Obama is the #1 federal spending proposer in the Senate for '08; Clinton is #2.

Obama, a big-shot federal spender
The people need to reconnect with the Founder's division of federal and state government powers. The people then need to wise up to the major problem that the federal government is not operating within the restraints of the federal Constitution, particularly where constitutionally unauthorized federal spending is concerned.

The bottom line is that the people need to send big-shot, Constitution-ignoring federal spenders like Obama home as opposed to trying to send people like him to the Oval Office. The people need to get in the faces of the feds, demanding a stop to constitutionally unauthorized federal spending while appropriately lowering federal taxes - or get out of DC.

22 posted on 05/13/2008 4:36:26 PM PDT by Amendment10
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To: vincentfreeman

John Kerry walks into a stable. The horses ask, “Hey John, why the long face?”

Sorry it wasn’t about Obama.


23 posted on 05/13/2008 4:37:43 PM PDT by abishai
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To: vincentfreeman
Have a fresh glass:-)

Photobucket

24 posted on 05/13/2008 4:40:39 PM PDT by geo40xyz (McCain, Obama or Hillarybeast possibility of 4 Supreme Court Justices, Gore @UN. The WINNER is?)
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To: Huck
The joke is fine as is. He used to call himself Barry, now he calls himself Barack. When I was in school there was an American born kid whose dad was from Pakistan. He preferred to be called Mo. (Actually, the Pakistani students were the most irreligious as a group, of any the nationalities. Persians were a close second.)
25 posted on 05/13/2008 4:55:23 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The women got the vote and the Nation got Harding. Worse followed. Worst to come.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

It’s ok but not factually correct. It gives the impression he changed his name from Barry to Barack, which apparantly isn’t true. His given name is Barack. He used Barry as an informal version, and then went back to the formal Barack. It’s a funny joke with some truth, but it’d be more accurate to say why did he change back to Barack. But then that would screw up the timing and wording of the joke. I see why they did it that way. It just isn’t exactly true.


26 posted on 05/13/2008 4:59:52 PM PDT by Huck ("Real" conservatives support OBAMA in 08 (that's how you know Im not a real conservative))
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To: vincentfreeman

Movies:

Michael J. Fox - “Back to the Future”

Barack Obama - “There is No Future”


27 posted on 05/13/2008 5:03:43 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: prolifefirst

It’s election day. A conservative goes in to a bar and orders 10 shots of whisky.

One by one is drinks them down.

The bartender, a RINO, says “wow, what was that about?”

The conservative replies, “Just cast my vote for McCain.”

Bartender says, “Great, let me buy you another one”

Conservative says, “No thanks, if 10 doesn’t wash the taste out of my mouth nothing will”


28 posted on 05/13/2008 5:07:29 PM PDT by stockpirate (30,000,000 reasons to NOT support McCain, immigration.)
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To: Huck

You know, when you tell a joke to Brit, he laughs three times. Once when you tell it to him, once when you explain it to him and once when he gets it.

If you tell it to German, he laughs twice. He doesn’t get it.

If you tell a joke to an American, he doesn’t laugh. He’s already heard it.

I see. You must be German.


29 posted on 05/13/2008 5:09:56 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The women got the vote and the Nation got Harding. Worse followed. Worst to come.)
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To: prolifefirst

How about this Obama joke?

Obama Insists He Can Win the Blue-Collar Vote

Put on the defensive by charges of “elitism,” Democratic presidential contender Senator Barack Obama (Ill) insisted that he can appeal to people in all walks of life.

“Those who say I can’t connect with the diverse peoples of this country don’t know the real me,” Obama said. “To say that I don’t understand the point of view of the blue-collar man is absurd. I, myself, have often worn a shirt with a blue collar. There are pictures of me in a blue shirt at campaign rallies. So, don’t tell me I don’t know what it is like to wear a blue-collar.”

As further evidence of the breadth of his exposure to a diverse culture, Obama reminded questioners that he had recently “choked down” most of a waffle at a morning campaign stop. This showed, Obama claimed, “that I’m willing to step outside my comfort zone to experience how the other fellow lives.”

His effort to, as he says, “commune with the common man,” goes back to his teen years when he forced himself to play basketball “because I understood it was what Black boys do.”

In related news, Obama reaffirmed his disinclination to engage in further debates with rival presidential contender Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) on the grounds that “she is a yammering harridan.”

read more...

http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm


30 posted on 05/13/2008 5:10:30 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: vincentfreeman

I was hoping someone would post the Photoshopped image of Obama as a woman in mini-skirt, stylish hat, hand bag, high heels and strutting “her” stuff..

I was so upset I didn’t save that image...

Does anyone still have it and able to post it again?


31 posted on 05/13/2008 5:11:53 PM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

No. I get the joke. I think it’s funny. It just isn’t exactly true. I can’t put it any simpler than that. It has just enough truth to be funny, but the true part is about his lack of patriotism. The name thing they fudged. I was curious if he actually changed his name TO Barack, which would have been news to me.


32 posted on 05/13/2008 5:13:39 PM PDT by Huck ("Real" conservatives support OBAMA in 08 (that's how you know Im not a real conservative))
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To: Huck
It just isn’t exactly true.

Horseshoes, hand grenades, politics...

33 posted on 05/13/2008 6:17:29 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: river rat
I was hoping someone would post the Photoshopped image of Obama as a woman in mini-skirt, stylish hat, hand bag, high heels and strutting “her” stuff..

Will these do?


34 posted on 05/13/2008 6:24:36 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: lilylangtree

Obama and HGillary are both on a sinking ship in the Pacific. Who is saved?

America


35 posted on 05/13/2008 8:34:37 PM PDT by satan
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To: Mojave
"Will these do?"

Did you post any pictures?

I didn't see the one in mind.

36 posted on 05/13/2008 10:47:56 PM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat

Nutz. The links seem to have died.


37 posted on 05/16/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave
Gee! Makes one wonder WHY the unflattering link “died”...
Could this be racist censorship??????
38 posted on 05/16/2008 11:06:20 AM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat
Stranger still, the joke site itself has disappeared from all Google results tonight. It was the #4 result for a search of the term Barack Obama Jokes earlier this week.

Must be a computer glitch. Google search results are solely driven by objective search algorithms and never manually hacked to serve agendas. Google testified to that in the KinderStart case.

39 posted on 05/16/2008 9:33:46 PM PDT by Mojave
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So, we’re asked to believe that all of Google is above reproach?


40 posted on 05/16/2008 10:14:04 PM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat

That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.


41 posted on 05/16/2008 11:01:25 PM PDT by Mojave
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42 posted on 05/16/2008 11:30:24 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave

Sorry, but that’s not the one I was looking for....
It was a jewel —— a pretty large and clear shot of “Obama” from the side - walking from left to right with a micro mini, high heels, purse and turban style hat if I recall correctly.... Clothing was very light colored, accentuating his “dark” legs.....

It was hilarious - and so damned believable - the person he did the photoshop work was a real artist...


43 posted on 05/16/2008 11:35:56 PM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: vincentfreeman

I kept flushing the toilet but the Barack wouldn’t go down!


44 posted on 05/16/2008 11:51:28 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: knarf
Absolute confirmation would be nice, wouldn't it?

If I could go to Kenya myself and find these 'American Missionaries' and definitively nail down the truth on this I would:

The assertions made by this missionary group are astounding. But the assertions raise questions which are even more astounding.
 
The letter further states, “He is not an American as we know it. Please encourage your friends and associates not to be taken in by those that are promoting him. It is world wide jihad. - By the way, his true full name in Kenya is Barrack Hussein Muhammad Obama.
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/2649

I would also like to have this verified as well: is B. Hussein really only 4% black, 42% Arab?

45 posted on 05/17/2008 12:07:39 AM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: vincentfreeman
Not technically an Obama joke, but funny as he11! Richardson Endorses Obama
46 posted on 05/17/2008 1:01:33 AM PDT by jellybean (Write in Fred! - Proud Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: jellybean

Wow. Great video.

That one should have a thread of its own.


47 posted on 05/17/2008 10:24:48 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: vincentfreeman

Joke:

Obama must be overjoyed. In August, he finally hit his fundraising goal - 66.6 million.


48 posted on 09/16/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by GiveMePalin
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To: vincentfreeman

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t exhale.”


49 posted on 11/06/2008 8:56:04 AM PST by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: Lancey Howard
I kept flushing the toilet but the Barack wouldn’t go down!

Don't forget to wipe your Biden!

50 posted on 11/06/2008 9:00:27 AM PST by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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