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Posted on 05/13/2008 4:11:35 PM PDT by vincentfreeman
The Top Five Barack Obama Jokes:
Q. Why is Barack Obama running for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party didnt have enough voters.
Bill Clinton said, I didnt inhale.
Barack Obama says, I didnt inject.
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry Obama to Barack Obama?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
When Hillary Clinton starts looking good, you've either
had too much to drink or Barack Obama is on the tube.
Q. What do Obama Messiah followers drink?
A. Koolaid, of course.
(Excerpt) Read more at barackobamajokes.googlepages.com ...
Oh man, I need to take an Obama
That's the funniest one. Did he really change it TO Barack? What's the story on that?
Q: What does Barack Obam use for contraception?
A: His personality.
Sad thing is, Hillary did start looking good!
Boy, this site and I definitely have different understandings as to what constitutes a “joke”. I’ve always operated under the assumption humor was involved.
These aren’t very funny.
I’d love to see some good ones.
Barak Hussein Mohamad Obama.
But you didn't hear me say that ... I'm not allowed.
(and keys say nothing ... they sound like tick tick tick tick tick ... )
The rest of them are funny, this one is just true.
Q. When do you sound like a disease?
A. When you’ve been “obamaesqued”.
My guess is that if you tell these jokes to most of his supporters, they would just stand there looking at you like you have three eyes. They would not even realize it was a joke.
Alternate answer: His face!
Looks like a typical guy from the "hood" in that picture with the cigarette. That IS the real Obama, they just cleaned him up for the campaign!!
I went to the Obama joke Web site, read all the jokes, and didn’t think any of them was funny.
Looks a little like Don Cheadle in that bottom one.
His birth certificate says Barack. In high school and college he liked to be called Barry.
Oh, so the joke doesn't really work unless you say why did he change his name back to Barack or why does he now prefer to be called Barack.
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This post (<-click), while addressing taxes, helps to explain why government "leaders" like Senator Obama are actually in contempt of the Constitution that they have sworn to defend, foolishly following in the footsteps of FDR's dirty federal spending politics. In fact, the article referenced below shows that Obama is the #1 federal spending proposer in the Senate for '08; Clinton is #2.
The bottom line is that the people need to send big-shot, Constitution-ignoring federal spenders like Obama home as opposed to trying to send people like him to the Oval Office. The people need to get in the faces of the feds, demanding a stop to constitutionally unauthorized federal spending while appropriately lowering federal taxes - or get out of DC.
John Kerry walks into a stable. The horses ask, “Hey John, why the long face?”
Sorry it wasn’t about Obama.
It’s ok but not factually correct. It gives the impression he changed his name from Barry to Barack, which apparantly isn’t true. His given name is Barack. He used Barry as an informal version, and then went back to the formal Barack. It’s a funny joke with some truth, but it’d be more accurate to say why did he change back to Barack. But then that would screw up the timing and wording of the joke. I see why they did it that way. It just isn’t exactly true.
Michael J. Fox - “Back to the Future”
Barack Obama - “There is No Future”
It’s election day. A conservative goes in to a bar and orders 10 shots of whisky.
One by one is drinks them down.
The bartender, a RINO, says “wow, what was that about?”
The conservative replies, “Just cast my vote for McCain.”
Bartender says, “Great, let me buy you another one”
Conservative says, “No thanks, if 10 doesn’t wash the taste out of my mouth nothing will”
You know, when you tell a joke to Brit, he laughs three times. Once when you tell it to him, once when you explain it to him and once when he gets it.
If you tell it to German, he laughs twice. He doesn’t get it.
If you tell a joke to an American, he doesn’t laugh. He’s already heard it.
I see. You must be German.
How about this Obama joke?
Obama Insists He Can Win the Blue-Collar Vote
Put on the defensive by charges of elitism, Democratic presidential contender Senator Barack Obama (Ill) insisted that he can appeal to people in all walks of life.
Those who say I cant connect with the diverse peoples of this country dont know the real me, Obama said. To say that I dont understand the point of view of the blue-collar man is absurd. I, myself, have often worn a shirt with a blue collar. There are pictures of me in a blue shirt at campaign rallies. So, dont tell me I dont know what it is like to wear a blue-collar.
As further evidence of the breadth of his exposure to a diverse culture, Obama reminded questioners that he had recently choked down most of a waffle at a morning campaign stop. This showed, Obama claimed, that Im willing to step outside my comfort zone to experience how the other fellow lives.
His effort to, as he says, commune with the common man, goes back to his teen years when he forced himself to play basketball because I understood it was what Black boys do.
In related news, Obama reaffirmed his disinclination to engage in further debates with rival presidential contender Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) on the grounds that she is a yammering harridan.
I was hoping someone would post the Photoshopped image of Obama as a woman in mini-skirt, stylish hat, hand bag, high heels and strutting “her” stuff..
I was so upset I didn’t save that image...
Does anyone still have it and able to post it again?
No. I get the joke. I think it’s funny. It just isn’t exactly true. I can’t put it any simpler than that. It has just enough truth to be funny, but the true part is about his lack of patriotism. The name thing they fudged. I was curious if he actually changed his name TO Barack, which would have been news to me.
Horseshoes, hand grenades, politics...
Will these do?
Obama and HGillary are both on a sinking ship in the Pacific. Who is saved?
Did you post any pictures?
I didn't see the one in mind.
Nutz. The links seem to have died.
Must be a computer glitch. Google search results are solely driven by objective search algorithms and never manually hacked to serve agendas. Google testified to that in the KinderStart case.
So, we’re asked to believe that all of Google is above reproach?
That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.
Sorry, but that’s not the one I was looking for....
It was a jewel —— a pretty large and clear shot of “Obama” from the side - walking from left to right with a micro mini, high heels, purse and turban style hat if I recall correctly.... Clothing was very light colored, accentuating his “dark” legs.....
It was hilarious - and so damned believable - the person he did the photoshop work was a real artist...
I kept flushing the toilet but the Barack wouldn’t go down!
If I could go to Kenya myself and find these 'American Missionaries' and definitively nail down the truth on this I would:
The assertions made by this missionary group are astounding. But the assertions raise questions which are even more astounding.http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/2649
The letter further states, He is not an American as we know it. Please encourage your friends and associates not to be taken in by those that are promoting him. It is world wide jihad. - By the way, his true full name in Kenya is Barrack Hussein Muhammad Obama.
I would also like to have this verified as well: is B. Hussein really only 4% black, 42% Arab?
Wow. Great video.
That one should have a thread of its own.
Obama must be overjoyed. In August, he finally hit his fundraising goal - 66.6 million.
Bill Clinton said, I didnt inhale.
Barack Obama says, I didnt exhale.
Don't forget to wipe your Biden!