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Obama the post turtle
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Posted on 06/13/2008 9:26:26 AM PDT by BubbaJunebug

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.  The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!.'  


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: obama; postturtle

1 posted on 06/13/2008 9:26:26 AM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: BubbaJunebug

LOLOL!!


2 posted on 06/13/2008 9:27:37 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: BubbaJunebug

Awesome


3 posted on 06/13/2008 9:27:57 AM PDT by wastedyears (Like a bat outta Hell.)
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To: BubbaJunebug

Bump for that!


4 posted on 06/13/2008 9:28:44 AM PDT by roses of sharon ( (Who will be McCain's maverick?))
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To: roses of sharon

A truer description would be difficult to find!


5 posted on 06/13/2008 9:29:49 AM PDT by jeffc (They're coming to take me away! Ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho!)
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To: BubbaJunebug; quidam

quidam bump! ;)


6 posted on 06/13/2008 9:31:11 AM PDT by jellybean (Write in Fred! - Proud Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: BubbaJunebug
What the MSM says in response to the post title.
7 posted on 06/13/2008 9:32:02 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: BubbaJunebug

Now let me post what the Obama campaign will claim.


8 posted on 06/13/2008 9:33:25 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: BubbaJunebug

This needs to be spread today. Hopefully Rush will pick it up...I’m going make it my tagline


9 posted on 06/13/2008 9:33:50 AM PDT by nikos1121 (Obama is a post turtle)
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To: BubbaJunebug

In Obama’s case it took lots of fools to put him up there.


10 posted on 06/13/2008 9:34:33 AM PDT by c-b 1 (Reporting from behind enemy lines, in occupied AZTLAN.)
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To: BubbaJunebug

George Soros put him out there. Millions of voters are being misled by a foreign communist and dark days will come the next 4 years.


11 posted on 06/13/2008 9:35:29 AM PDT by omega4179 (Barack Hussein:painfully inadequate,dangerously communist.)
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To: BubbaJunebug
Obama the post turtle


12 posted on 06/13/2008 9:39:52 AM PDT by mikrofon (Prepare for Shell-shock)
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To: BubbaJunebug

I saw that on the “Knowlege Is Power” blog yesterday, complete with a great illustration. Unfortunately KIP ain’t always work safe and I am at work. I’ll post the link and pic when I get home.


13 posted on 06/13/2008 9:39:53 AM PDT by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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To: omega4179

George Soros is a very evil, dangerous man. He is the enemy.


14 posted on 06/13/2008 9:40:52 AM PDT by unkus
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To: BubbaJunebug; ExTexasRedhead

bump


15 posted on 06/13/2008 9:45:04 AM PDT by SouthTexas (If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!)
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To: BubbaJunebug

Good one. Exactly right.


16 posted on 06/13/2008 9:47:30 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: BubbaJunebug

bookmark


17 posted on 06/13/2008 9:47:31 AM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: toomanygrasshoppers

Ping


18 posted on 06/13/2008 9:50:16 AM PDT by FrogHawk (watchforlowflyingfrogs)
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To: BubbaJunebug

Works for McCain, too.


19 posted on 06/13/2008 10:07:23 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (I tried to explain that I meant it as a compliment, but that only appears to have made things worse.)
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To: BubbaJunebug

I received this in an email yesterday.


20 posted on 06/13/2008 10:09:36 AM PDT by BARLF
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To: BubbaJunebug
post turtle Great one, I'm saving it:-()
21 posted on 06/13/2008 10:27:19 AM PDT by geo40xyz (BE PREPARED: McCain or Obama! possibility of 4 Supreme Court Justices, Gore @UN. The WINNER is?)
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To: BubbaJunebug
post turtle Great one, I'm saving it:-()
22 posted on 06/13/2008 10:27:25 AM PDT by geo40xyz (BE PREPARED: McCain or Obama! possibility of 4 Supreme Court Justices, Gore @UN. The WINNER is?)
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To: BubbaJunebug

LOL!

Better watch out ‘spreading this smear’...the Obama Marxist Thugs might take your name down and put you in jail, threaten a lawsuit or worse!


23 posted on 06/13/2008 11:02:49 AM PDT by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
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To: BubbaJunebug

I had it first....lol

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2028768/posts


24 posted on 06/13/2008 11:09:34 AM PDT by Wavrnr10
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To: penelopesire

That’s right. You could get “E D Hilled.”


25 posted on 06/13/2008 11:19:21 AM PDT by MWestMom
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To: BubbaJunebug
Here's the pic:

The "Knowledge Is Power" website.

26 posted on 06/13/2008 11:48:35 AM PDT by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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To: BibChr; NonValueAdded
Google “Post Turtle” and 3/4 of the entries have “Obama” replaced by “Bush”. Same joke, too.
27 posted on 06/13/2008 11:56:05 AM PDT by NathanR (Obama: More 'African' than 'American'.)
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To: McGruff

That’s one ugly little boy. I hope he can eventually get out from under the people who did that to him.


28 posted on 06/13/2008 11:58:09 AM PDT by RobinOfKingston (Man, that's stupid ... even by congressional standards.)
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To: BubbaJunebug

Best phrase of the campaign so far!


29 posted on 07/08/2008 2:07:36 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Bible toting, bitter and armed with slashing sarcasm.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus

30 posted on 07/16/2008 4:57:57 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: BubbaJunebug
(:
Thank you
31 posted on 07/16/2008 5:00:06 PM PDT by firewalk
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To: Lady Jag

I’m going to send this one all over the world.


32 posted on 07/17/2008 12:05:21 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Bible toting, bitter and armed with slashing sarcasm.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus

I’ll let you know if I get it back.


33 posted on 07/17/2008 8:02:57 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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