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| June 23, 2008
| George Strong
Posted on 06/24/2008 12:04:58 PM PDT by pkajj
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:04:58 PM PDT
by
pkajj
To: pkajj
There are a lot of cows here in Missouri, and they will occasionally attempt to mount each other (why, I have no idea).
Carolyn
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:06:57 PM PDT
by
CDHart
("It's too late to work within the system and too early to shoot the b@#$%^&s."--Claire Wolfe)
To: pkajj
I’m from Wichita County....seen it myself throughout the years.........typically, if a bull was present, he would have about three barb wire fences around his neck
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:09:34 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
( you can type stuff in here.........)
To: pkajj
LOL!
We occasionally meet a FEW cows on rural roads in GA, but not a whole cattle drive! Usually it's a few of somebody's cattle that have had an EScape, as Arlo Guthrie used to say . . . .
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:10:59 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: pkajj
Did she light up after she fell off?? This is not uncommon about cows when one comes into heat. Everybody wants to get into the act.
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:11:31 PM PDT
by
eastforker
(Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
To: pkajj
Wow.
You are the only person I have ever heard of whose vehicle was damaged by the actions of a lesbian cow.
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:19:52 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(What the hell is wrong with these people?)
To: pkajj
Here in Colorado they have short haircuts and tend to be very ugly and unhappy, especially when Republicans win elections.
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:20:34 PM PDT
by
mallardx
To: Peanut Gallery; Wneighbor
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: eastforker
Up here in Washington, when we see a cow doing that, we say,”She’s bullin’”.
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:27:50 PM PDT
by
Parmy
To: pkajj
My brother-in-law was cruising about 45 MPH down a two lane road in Camp Verde, AZ with a possenger on the back of his motorcycle when a herd of cows appeared in the middle of the road as they topped a hill. They t-boned a cow. The motorcycle decelerated from 45 to 0 upon the flank of the beast. My BIL became airborne and landed in a ditch. His passenger became airborne and landed on top of my BIL. The cow commented, “Moooo!” and went about her business. The bike was totalled.
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:34:00 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Given such dismal choices, I guess I'll vote for the old guy.)
To: Parmy
Up here in Washington, when we see a cow doing that, we say,Shes bullin. Down here in Washington DC when we see a cow doing that, we say "She's serving the taxpayers..."
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:37:24 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(Ted Kennedy wants YOU to live like the Flintstones while HE lives like the Jetsons.)
To: gridlock
Makes more sense when it’s a bull...
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:37:44 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(Ted Kennedy wants YOU to live like the Flintstones while HE lives like the Jetsons.)
To: pkajj
Was the top cow’s name Hillary!!!! ?
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:37:51 PM PDT
by
Lx
((Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.))
To: pkajj
Great. Now glaad will claim that 30% of cows are homos.
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:38:35 PM PDT
by
ConservaTexan
(February 6, 1911)
To: Parmy
I actually saw a bull masturbate. The farmer I worked for also saw it. The heifers were all pregnant and would have nothing more to do with the bull. His equipment became extended, he hunched up and rubbed it between his front legs. It was all over in to or three strokes. This story is no bull!
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:41:42 PM PDT
by
myuhaul
To: mallardx
Here in Colorado they have short haircuts and tend to be very ugly and unhappy, especially when Republicans win elections....
*snicker*
LOL!....what do republicans, have to do about with it.
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:45:06 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
To: myuhaul
Did you think it was something you alone thought up ?
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:47:00 PM PDT
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it , freedom has a flavor the protected will never know)
To: Squantos
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:47:31 PM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: pkajj
This reminds me, what ever happened to that Texas city slicker who authorized the killing of all those buffalo in Colorado?
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posted on
06/24/2008 12:49:18 PM PDT
by
rawhide
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