Now that's... 
funny
And probably... 
so true!
Posted on 07/19/2008 7:11:19 AM PDT by hripka
I believe comedic change is possible. Since the New Yorker dropped a bum joke on its cover this week, comedians have appeared on every news outlet to whine about how hard it is to make fun of Barack Obama. Really? They have an arsenal of jokes to use against a 71-year-old ex-POW cancer survivor and Obama is too touchy a subject?
I'm here to help. I called some comedian friends to compile a guide to making fun of Obama. The consensus is there's not yet one standout attribute to pound away on (McCain is old! Clinton cheats on his wife! Bush is stupid! Al Gore is a robot! John Kerry makes me feel inexplicably sad inside!), but there are areas to explore. If we just work a little harder, and sacrifice a little bit, we can achieve greatness. We are the immature jerks we have been waiting for.
(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...
I don’t make fun of Obama. I make fun of those who believe in him.
His real name is Stanley Toot.
Nuts.
http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/
http://www.obamaformessiah.com/
The Advertising Slogan Generator - Obama
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=obama
Now that's... funny
And probably... so true!
Ok...here’s one for you, stop me if you’ve heard it before:
“What’s the difference between Obama and a flaming piece of lying, America-hating dog $hit...Answer: Not one damn bit of difference....hahahahahahahah....get it? It’s funny cause it’s true....hahahahahahahahahahah
Obama is concerned that only one American citizen in a TV commercial is flatulent in three languages... he thinks everyone should be.
I rather agree with this poster on the article:
I am a Latino Democrat who will vote for McCain, where Obama stands on immigration, national healthcare and the war, is not very funny.
Submitted by: ELA guy
The would-be comics are lying. Obama gives plenty of material for jokes but the jokesters aren’t stupid: they are worried their car might be keyed, their house might be firebombed or worse. Obama is a joke but he and Michelle can’t take it.
How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He grasps it tightly and the world revolves around him.
He’s Count Chocula in disguies.
The hips and thighs are too narrow to accurately portray Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton
He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay.
But he looks so fabulous in a dress!
Will his helmet have ear holes??
Screw the humorless, overly sensitive, unqualified, empty-suited leftist jerkwad and all his brain dead idiot followers!
It’s not hard for them to make fun of Obumuh.
THEY ARE JUST COWARDS!
They built up their audiences with left-wing whack job college kids and 60s dinosaurs, lauding their bravery for “speaking truth to power” all along the way. Now these hacks cant afford to PO their “base”, because once their gone, because they dared to mock the most holy BHO, they are finished. No more glowing articles in the rags, no more awards, no more show.
O.o I like that one. So many possibilities.
Obama walks into a bar. The bartender asks, what will it be? Obama says, let me think a minute and I’ll tell you. The bartender says, you’re all ears, I mean I’m all ears.
Bingo! They only speak truth to power when there are no cosequences, when it doesn't take any courage at all and in fact when it actually promotes their career. What a bunch of turds. I wonder if Carson would have been afraid of bambi?
Here’s one.
What is a question that John McCain loves and Barack Obama hates?
“Tell us about your friends who delivered bombs during the Vietnam War.”
hahahahaaa!
Yer right! :^D
Here she is ... the REAL hillary and her big butt!
http://www.butts42.com/uploads/XLFlavaHillarySet1x51.jpg
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anudder ‘un:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn162/giggums/hillary-clinton-fat.jpg
I’ll have an argula mojito!
Stop it. You’re killing me.
I googled argula mojito. Your post was the top of the list.
haha! :^D
Gotta hit the road and hed fer woik now.
See ya latah ...
LOL!
woik sux
I already have a lot of funny stuff on Obama, but they keep getting removed here.
President Obama. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I didn’t make it up, but.....it’s a good one.
Q: What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A: They both have friends who’ve bombed the Pentagon.
There are plenty of jokes about Black Whiteguilt Oblack. Take his wife....Please!
Pray for W and Our Troops
Q: What can Obama do that no other person can do?
A: Make me want McCain as president!
I have read that Hillary finds those nut-cracker figurines hilarious, and buys them by the case to pass out as favors to guests.
July 17
Saying he is “sympathetic to late night comedians’ struggle to find jokes to make about me,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes. The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:
Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, “You know, we don’t get many kangaroos here.” Barack Obama replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised. That’s why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.”
A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, “I was expecting the farmer’s daughter.” Barack Obama replies, “She’s not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream.”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” Barack Obama replies, “His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans.”
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
Barack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.
A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, “This joke isn’t going to work because there’s no Muslim in this boat.”
A good one!
Once you go Barack, you just never go back?
Gosh Joel you think EgoBama "When I was nominated the very rising of the oceans was halted!" has no standout attribute? OK
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Probably because they are flattering since they don't show how big her
hips and thighs really are ????
See post #26 for the REAL Hillary!
:)
Helps pay the bills and it is nice to work with some
really nice folks too.
My Dad would say ...
“Work”, that’s a FOUR LETTER word. :)
Yep . Hillary wishes she looked like the nutcracker.
Good people do help make it less painful
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