Skip to comments.Levi Johnston and Fat Girlfriend Arrive in St. Paul (PDS & NY Mag Vitriol)
Posted on 09/08/2008 9:04:58 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13
Oh FINE. Shes not fat, shes just pregnant. Whatever, were just jealous. The Palin family most importantly, let's face it, Bristol Palin and her baby Daddy Levi Johnson recently arrived at the airport in St. Paul, where they were greeted by John and Cindy "Crazy Hair" McCain, etc. Levi was casually dressed in a sweater and pants that, while baggy, did little to disguise the splendor of his muscular teenage jailbait frame. Alas, ladies and gents, this one is, obviously, taken. The McCain campaign earlier announced that Levi and Bristol were planning on getting married, and the eagle-eyed biddies over at the Times Caucus blog have spotted a rock on young Bristol's porky (KIDDING!) pregnant finger!
And make sure to read the disgusting comments.
Never heard of this rag but will look for it in the newsstands and turn it upside down/backwards. Or maybe hide them altogether.
Why should this outrage anyone?
OK from now on I WILL NOT feel guilty using the name “Obamarama and his baby mama”
“Levi was casually dressed in a sweater and pants that, while baggy, did little to disguise the splendor of his muscular teenage jailbait frame”
Since when are boys jailbait? Women want men with money and status, not muscles.
If I’m not mistaken, this was not penned by ‘unknown’ but by some venomous broad named ‘Jessica Pressler’.
It’s garbage, unfit for bird cage liner.
“Oh FINE. Shes not fat, shes just pregnant”
Is it just me, or are fat pregnant women sexy? Aren’t we supposed to find fertility attractive? I thought Darwin created us to like women who can reproduce.
I would have guessed a male homosexual!
You’ve obviously never had a teenage daughter....
Why do you think all these teenage male heart-throbs now have personal trainers and 6-packs like a prizefighter?
Good heavens. Apparently New York Magazine can only get teeny boppers to write for them now.
The Democrats are just digging this hole deeper and deeper. I, for one, suggest we lend them some heavy equipment!
“Please get this out to every decent American you know.”
Do these people have a clue that their snide remarks only p*ss off people & gain the Palin’s sympathy? Keep it up, guys. You only hurt your own side.
lol - jealousy looks so ugly on people
No - let them be. Let them fire away on all the trival and petty stuff - that way the candidates can get the real work done. Even Slick is still lovable (to his base) through all those lecherous jokes.
Stay classy, liberals!
You're an idiot and an ignorant idiot. You don't understand the term "baby mama." It means the UNMARRIED woman bearing children.
I am appalled when our side is so stupid.
Do adults really pay to read such commentary? Who is the target demographic? 8th graders?
Sick. Keep it up MSM and you will get Sarah P. and John McCain elected. Your Liberal bias is showing big time. Liberals are left over hippies who learned how to do Marx and take a bath. They still glory over how they ended the Viet Nam War (in Defeat).
You know who also like teenage boys with big muscles?
Gay New York magazine writers.
I can only imagine what this Jessica Pressler looks like-most lib women are butt ugly and full of hate. Can you imagine if boggers wrote about their messiah Obama?!! Calling his Michelle his cleaning lady or something?! And they are the tolerant party!!
“Since when are boys jailbait? Women want men with money and status, not muscles.”
Young attractive women want men with power and money.
Old, bitter reporters with gin on their breath look at children and ache, sexually.
You remember, of course, that Michelle famously referred to Obama as “her baby daddy”.
“Youve obviously never had a teenage daughter....”
The point of the term “jailbait” is that adults (people who could go to jail for violating age of consent laws) are attracted to them. The reason that nearly all statutory rapists are men is because women, unlike men, are chiefly desired for their looks. If adult women cannot control themselves around six-packs, they can at least go to the nearest college campus.
I think that this writer also hangs out on Usenet pro football discussion groups. I recognize the style.
“You don’t understand the term ‘baby mama.’ It means the UNMARRIED woman bearing children”
That may be the usual context, but literally, Michelle is a baby mama. A bastard is a bastard, even if it’s adopted.
Alas, ladies and gents, this one is, obviously, taken.”
I don’t know that the author is only addressing women. Just more sickness from the left.
Well, it's a good thing 'our side' has someone as enlightened as you to defend us then.
Liberals playing on the Freeway again.
Democrats know they are in moral decline and have no other repartee’ except the politics of personal destruction.
They have nothing of substance to offer, so they sink below the bottom of the barrel resorting to salacious attacks.
I am appalled when our side is so stupid.
Having a bad day, Pollyanna?
Good luck, ZerO.
This is a prime example of a big problem in this country that people don’t want to talk about. We don’t have what Rush likes to call the “CHICKIFICATION” of America, the new makers of cultural opinion are GAY MEN. I call it, the GAYIFICATION of America. And that’s what so much as turned nasty. Gay men are bitches. They admit it. All the emphasis on looks and DESIGNER clothes and fashion are a byproduct of gay men controlling the popular culture media. The gossip (which is out of control), the emphasis on body image. NOW, yes, there’s always been an element of that...but nothing like it is now. If you don’t believe me, go to the biggest gossip websites (perezhilton.com,tmz.com) and see the outright cruelty displayed. I have my own opinion as to all of this... but this is what is happening. Your children are taking their pop culture cues from gay men...It’s very dangerous.
“I dont know that the author is only addressing women. Just more sickness from the left.”
I suppose it’s possible that “jailbait” was in reference to chickenhawks. That makes infinitely more sense.
Law of unexpected consequences ... they will probably strike the natural gas they are so full of.
(I know, don't end with a preposition.)
They were revolting. I've never seen such viciousness in so many places : online, in magazines, in newspapers - everywhere. Palin threatens everything the left-wingers hold dear.
Everytime I read an article like this, and the nasty comments with it, I'm more convinced than ever that these people need to be defeated, and defeated convincingly.
Then I placed another book on top, burying the eight stacks of copies. Fixed.
You’re right. It’s about time we talked about it.
Since Bristol’s baby will be born to unmarried parents (they’re getting married after the baby is born) will that baby be a bastard according to your definition?
“You’re an idiot and an ignorant idiot. You don’t understand the term “baby mama.” It means the UNMARRIED woman bearing children.
I am appalled when our side is so stupid.”
Call me an idiot and stupid too because I didn’t know what it meant. In fact, I would hold someone in a higher regard for not knowing all this gang slang. Do you like rap too?
Actually,some women want one of each type of man.
“For several years, Jessica Pressler was the author of ‘Pressler’s Miscellany’ in the Philadelphia Weekly, an irreverent column in which she made fun of Philadelphia celebrities and carried on an unhealthy obsession with Neil Stein”
To paraphrase Jacques Barzun, does it profit a woman to be irreverent in a culture that no longer reveres anything?
Funny, I got hit with those same terms just last week so I had to remind myself it’s just a reflection of the person who wrote them. Name-calling is so middle school.
ping for my new tagline
“Since Bristols baby will be born to unmarried parents (theyre getting married after the baby is born) will that baby be a bastard according to your definition?”
Yes. I didn’t bring up the analogy to prove this point, but the word was invented to shame people who have babies out of wedlock. No that I care one way or another about Bristol, because she has nothing to do with my life.
Walgreen’s magazine rack had a number of Barry/Michelle covers turned backwards and I finished off the rest. Including Oprah’s rag.
This only pisses off women.