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Levi Johnston and Fat Girlfriend Arrive in St. Paul (PDS & NY Mag Vitriol)
New York Magazine ^ | Sept 3 2008 | Unknown

Posted on 09/08/2008 9:04:58 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13

Oh FINE. She’s not fat, she’s just pregnant. Whatever, we’re just jealous. The Palin family — most importantly, let's face it, Bristol Palin and her baby Daddy Levi Johnson— recently arrived at the airport in St. Paul, where they were greeted by John and Cindy "Crazy Hair" McCain, etc. Levi was casually dressed in a sweater and pants that, while baggy, did little to disguise the splendor of his muscular teenage jailbait frame. Alas, ladies and gents, this one is, obviously, taken. The McCain campaign earlier announced that Levi and Bristol were planning on getting married, and the eagle-eyed biddies over at the Times Caucus blog have spotted a rock on young Bristol's porky (KIDDING!) pregnant finger!


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To: Zechariah_8_13
Oh, fine Jessica. You're not ugly, just homely.


51 posted on 09/08/2008 9:37:41 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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To: Tublecane

“No that I care one way or another about Bristol, because she has nothing to do with my life.”

NOT that I care one way or another about Bristol, because she has nothing to do with my life.


52 posted on 09/08/2008 9:38:27 AM PDT by Tublecane
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To: LYSandra
"I can only imagine what this Jessica Pressler looks like-most lib women are butt ugly and full of hate. "

BINGO

Jessica Pressler

53 posted on 09/08/2008 9:38:59 AM PDT by frankjr (Had better days, Lois. Had better days.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

” Oh, fine Jessica. You’re not ugly, just homely.”

No, that’s ugly. Coyote ugly.


54 posted on 09/08/2008 9:40:08 AM PDT by frankjr (Had better days, Lois. Had better days.)
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To: Zechariah_8_13
his muscular teenage jailbait frame

Good grief, this author is not only vile, but willfully uninformed. Every single media story stated Levi is 18 years old, he is therefore not jailbait.

55 posted on 09/08/2008 9:41:15 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: reagan_fanatic

Jealous, you mean.

Good thing that Democraps don’t participate in the politics of personal destruction isn’t it?!

/s


56 posted on 09/08/2008 9:41:16 AM PDT by DeLaine (It's not about what they say, it's about what they do)
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To: reagan_fanatic
Here she is with a friend:


57 posted on 09/08/2008 9:41:29 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: sarasota

This is just another case of a Leftist nobody whom figures “no publicity is bad publicity”


58 posted on 09/08/2008 9:42:24 AM PDT by DAC21
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To: frankjr

ya think she could open a can of budweiser with that chin?

me-ow.


59 posted on 09/08/2008 9:43:40 AM PDT by Dinah Lord (fighting the Islamofascist Jihad - one keystroke at a time...)
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To: reagan_fanatic

guilty!
NO possibility of parole..........


60 posted on 09/08/2008 9:45:10 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: sarasota

Thanks for the support. I enjoy my work. I stay away from Barnes & Numbness as I could get a muscle tear in my forearm.


61 posted on 09/08/2008 9:45:18 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: sarasota
sarasota wrote:
Never heard of this rag but will look for it in the newsstands and turn it upside down/backwards. Or maybe hide them altogether.

Comment:

Was over at the local Wal-Mart night before last.

Noticed at the checkout there was a magazine with Sarah Palin’s photo and something about lies.

I mentioned to the cashier that the magazine US was not very complimentary.

The cashier said “it is just awful how that woman is being treated and I don't even belong to her party”.

62 posted on 09/08/2008 9:46:29 AM PDT by OKIEDOC (The Difference Between Palin and Obama is Common Sense, She's GOT IT, He DOESN'T)
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To: Zechariah_8_13
...did little to disguise the splendor of his muscular teenage jailbait frame.

How is he jailbait? He's 18.

63 posted on 09/08/2008 9:46:43 AM PDT by retrokitten (President and CEO of the Agent Frowny Fan Club)
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To: LYSandra

Rachael Maddow comes to mind.


64 posted on 09/08/2008 9:48:53 AM PDT by OKIEDOC (The Difference Between Palin and Obama is Common Sense, She's GOT IT, He DOESN'T)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

It’s funny, in a NYC sort of way.


65 posted on 09/08/2008 9:49:31 AM PDT by papasmurf (I ain't your Daddy's Conservative, OK?)
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To: sarasota
Walgreen’s magazine rack had a number of Barry/Michelle covers turned backwards and I finished off the rest. Including Oprah’s rag.

I was in line at Walgreen's last night and noticed the Us magazine with that horrible, "Babies, lies, and scandal!" cover didn't look like it had sold a single copy. The rack was nearly full. People and whatever other magazines near it were all almost out, but that one was full.

66 posted on 09/08/2008 9:50:28 AM PDT by retrokitten (President and CEO of the Agent Frowny Fan Club)
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To: frankjr

Egads!


67 posted on 09/08/2008 9:51:01 AM PDT by MagnoliaMS
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To: MagnoliaMS

I know of a few guys from my alma mater that would hit that...scary, eh?


68 posted on 09/08/2008 9:53:20 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Palin/Cleese '12)
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To: sarasota; Zechariah_8_13
Never heard of this rag but will look for it in the newsstands and turn it upside down/backwards. Or maybe hide them altogether.

I went with my wife to a doctor's appointemtn the other day and thought there were several copies each of Business Week, ESPN and Field & Stream in th waiting room, there were only women's mags and a single copy of New York magaazine in the exam room. I took a look through it out of curiousity. It wasn't a mag from a large city, it was a mag from another planet. They even had an article about how you want to make sure you follow plastiv surgery trends so you don't end up with a face that's out of fashion.

69 posted on 09/08/2008 9:54:28 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Bac Mac.******)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

With articles like this, no wonder the unemployment rate is up - just getting rid of the garbage from the useless media! These nasty people couldn’t even keep a job as a Wal-Mart greeter - you actually have to be nice.


70 posted on 09/08/2008 9:56:59 AM PDT by 2nd amendment mama ( www.2asisters.org | Self defense is a basic human right!)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Oh come on....She was being funny. Obviously she was hamming it up, being catty like that. She is saying what women everywhere are saying; Bristol’s beau is a hunk, and they are jealous.


71 posted on 09/08/2008 9:59:23 AM PDT by jdub
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To: LYSandra

I found this picture of a writer in the New York area, but listed with several different publications. Apparently she can't keep a job.

72 posted on 09/08/2008 10:00:37 AM PDT by Jemian (Nobama - wants to kill babies & raise taxes; Palin - wants to kill taxes & raise babies!)
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To: frankjr

Jessica better tread lightly.....I can see the handwriting on the wall......this woman will get pregnant...read ‘get fat’... by some hot guy she becomes obssessed with....give birth by herself..... because she is unable to stay in a relationship or keep a man interested long enough to get married. Then who will have the last word?


73 posted on 09/08/2008 10:00:52 AM PDT by BossLady ("FACT ARE STUBBORN THINGS!...." ~ John Adams)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Snarky, unmarried leftist. I bet you could land her on the first date, no problem.


74 posted on 09/08/2008 10:03:22 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: Zechariah_8_13
FAT!... Bristol Palin is drop dead killer beautiful..
Levi is a fortunate individual..

Can you FEEL the LOVE?..

75 posted on 09/08/2008 10:03:51 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Oh well, may as well join in:

You could plow a field with that chin.


76 posted on 09/08/2008 10:08:04 AM PDT by 2111USMC
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Our press is so macho - picking on a teenage girl who can’t fight back.


77 posted on 09/08/2008 10:12:40 AM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Wow, the lefties hit new lows and are still digging. This “article” is the definition of ugly.


78 posted on 09/08/2008 10:16:43 AM PDT by KJC1
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To: reagan_fanatic

79 posted on 09/08/2008 10:17:54 AM PDT by DonGrafico (Just another day in the life of a typical white person.)
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To: paulat; Mr. K
You're an idiot and an ignorant idiot. ... I am appalled when our side is so stupid.

Wow...do you kill flies with a sledgehammer?

Switch to decaf, dude.

80 posted on 09/08/2008 10:18:35 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Bac Mac.******)
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To: Crystal Cove

My, you sure do like to bang the hypocrisy drum over Bristol Palin.


81 posted on 09/08/2008 10:22:24 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Bac Mac.******)
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To: Hildy

One word: Narcissism.

That’s about as far as you can get from Country First Patriots, isn’t it?


82 posted on 09/08/2008 10:23:08 AM PDT by WOSG (McCain/Palin 08)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

I didn’t read the whole article; it’s too soon after breakfast. Did Pressler mention that Levi is a self-described “redneck?” He’s out in the sun tracking moose when far to the southeast idiots are inside reading New York Magazine.


83 posted on 09/08/2008 10:24:26 AM PDT by Malesherbes
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To: Jemian

We need “separated at birth” comparison pics - Jessica and the Wicked Witch of the East (West? either one will do)


84 posted on 09/08/2008 10:25:23 AM PDT by SierraGal
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To: Jemian

Stan Laurel’s love child?


85 posted on 09/08/2008 10:25:56 AM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: agere_contra
You remember, of course, that Michelle famously referred to Obama as “her baby daddy”.

Nah, too busy calling names snd being PC

86 posted on 09/08/2008 10:25:59 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Election '08, the year McCain defined the word "dilemma")
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To: Jemian

Female (possibly?) Jay Leno


87 posted on 09/08/2008 10:32:32 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Election '08, the year McCain defined the word "dilemma")
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To: DonGrafico

Great eye!


88 posted on 09/08/2008 10:34:41 AM PDT by Aggie Mama
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Jessica Pressler

89 posted on 09/08/2008 10:36:42 AM PDT by kcvl
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JP (Jessica Parker) is getting burned for going blackface while sunbathing on a bed of indie rocks and she done irked all the wrong people - HuffPo, Style Dash, Gawker, Gothamist, Colonel K Speaks, and Brooklyn Vegan.
90 posted on 09/08/2008 10:39:32 AM PDT by kcvl
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That should be Jessica Pressler not Parker. Who could tell since they are both butt ugly.


91 posted on 09/08/2008 10:40:38 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: kcvl

Who knew the joker sired so many offspring?


92 posted on 09/08/2008 10:41:41 AM PDT by Covenantor (With Gov. Palin on board, the fish fry has commenced.)
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To: DAC21

re: “no publicity is bad publicity”

Exactly, she’ll raise her profile among leftists with this garbage, and while a few may be mildly uncomfortable, that will pass and her magazine career will benefit. If Michael Moore can make millions with his swill then it’s clear there’s always a market for depraved character assassination from the left.


93 posted on 09/08/2008 10:42:11 AM PDT by Enchante (If Bill Clinton could juggle 5 bimbos and an angry wife then why worry about Sarah Palin?)
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To: Zechariah_8_13
They don't even spell his name correctly in the article. It's JOHNS-T-ON, you blowvators. If you can't spell the name correctly, what else have you screwed up?

Just remember, THIS is the color of a pit bull's lipstick.

94 posted on 09/08/2008 10:50:22 AM PDT by HighlyOpinionated (The Number of the Beast:"six hundred threescore six." Barack Hussein Obama can translate:"Lucifer.")
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To: HighlyOpinionated

Just be happy she (Jessica) didn’t call him F***n Johnston. That’s her favorite word.


95 posted on 09/08/2008 10:53:24 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: Tublecane

It’s not just you. My husband would chase after me ten times as much (which is a lot to begin with) when I was pregnant (no wonder I have five children). I remember being pregnant with my second baby and the Circle K clerk kept flirting with me.


96 posted on 09/08/2008 10:59:32 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Women Libbers sure have gotten catty in the past 10 days.


97 posted on 09/08/2008 10:59:54 AM PDT by weegee (Better to support a pitbull in lipstick than to be in a party that is putting lipstick on a pig.)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Bristol is beautiful.


98 posted on 09/08/2008 11:01:17 AM PDT by AmericaUnite
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To: retrokitten

I noticed that at Borders they had US right by the cash registers, lest anyone try to make mischief. The rack was full.


99 posted on 09/08/2008 11:13:44 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: Mr. Silverback

These mags support Beltway women. And women on the Left Coast. It IS another planet and thank God I live in fly-over country.


100 posted on 09/08/2008 11:14:53 AM PDT by sarasota
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