Well then, since Jesus REALLY rose from the grave...
And promised everyone that he would return 2000 years ago as a conqueror. Yeah I can see that that happened.
Elsie let me give you a clue. Elisha's bones didn't raise a dead man from the grave. Christ didn't rise from the dead and return 2000 years ago. Constantine the Emperor/Pope who put the Bible together was a cynical pagan. The Bible is a book of history mixed with myths, parables and stolen stories.