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Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
TampaBays10.com ^ | October 2, 2008 | Theresa Collington

Posted on 10/02/2008 8:45:47 AM PDT by Still Thinking

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) -- The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: banglist; moron; sex
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To: Centurion2000

I’m actually surprised that’s even a felony, as opposed to something you get a ticket for or something like that. Maybe it has to do with the threatening violence part.


21 posted on 10/02/2008 8:54:38 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: paddles
"Colt-us interruptus."

From the account, it doesn't sound like he was able to start anything that could be interrupted, so I'd consider this more a case of being glock-blocked from outset.

22 posted on 10/02/2008 8:54:56 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack
"Colt-us interruptus."

From the account, it doesn't sound like he was able to start anything that could be interrupted, so I'd consider this more a case of being glock-blocked from outset.

I applaud your terrible puns, sir. =)

23 posted on 10/02/2008 8:57:07 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (What I'm really voting for is Palin in 2012!))
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To: Still Thinking; Centurion2000

Florida has a 10-20-LIFE LAW......

24 posted on 10/02/2008 8:58:28 AM PDT by Red Badger (I'm gonna use "Sarah!" from NOW ON since Hillary uses "Hillary!"......)
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To: Still Thinking

See, Alice?!!!


25 posted on 10/02/2008 9:00:14 AM PDT by exit82 (The only person that could get me to vote for John McCain is Sarah Palin -God bless her)
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To: Still Thinking

“He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious”
Do papers have anyone capable of a coherent sentence. I am assuming that he stumbled in the kitchen, fell, and was knocked unconscious, but he may have stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed a frying pay, and knocked himself out.


26 posted on 10/02/2008 9:08:01 AM PDT by Peter Horry (Mount Up Everybody and Ride to the Sound of the Guns .. Pat Buchanan)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL

have lived here almost my whole life and it amazes me the stories we generate here in florida.....GIVE US YOUR TIRED YOUR HUNGRY YOUR POOR AND YES YOUR MORONS.....


27 posted on 10/02/2008 9:11:42 AM PDT by tatsinfla
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To: ClearCase_guy
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28 posted on 10/02/2008 9:18:12 AM PDT by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net; all)
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To: Still Thinking

I am struggling a bit with the part about firing a weapon in an occupied building. If you fire it in the building, are you not also occupying it? Seems no way out of this charge and I suspect revenue enhancement.


29 posted on 10/02/2008 9:19:54 AM PDT by doodad
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To: Still Thinking

Well, it could have been worse - he could have shot another appendage that was at the center of the ruckus.


30 posted on 10/02/2008 9:24:49 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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To: doodad

Good point. I wonder if there’s an explicit exemption written in for indoor shooting ranges, or at least a process to go through to get one, or if they’re expected to just take their chances and rely on the common sense of the LEO’s.


31 posted on 10/02/2008 9:32:19 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Cobra64

Wow! Is it true what they say about the size of noses...


32 posted on 10/02/2008 9:33:20 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Still Thinking
Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling.

It is interesting that they charged him with this being that the law outlaws firing a weapon INTO an occupied building.

33 posted on 10/02/2008 9:35:03 AM PDT by Between the Lines (I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL
Seems as if Florida has some of the biggest morons living there.

I can't believe that this comes from someone flying the CA flag!

34 posted on 10/02/2008 9:35:33 AM PDT by E=MC2
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To: Still Thinking

Premature emasculation?


35 posted on 10/02/2008 9:35:37 AM PDT by Pistolshot (Palin has run a state, city, and a business. NObama has only run his mouth.)
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To: Still Thinking

Why wouldn’t his arm have sex with him?


36 posted on 10/02/2008 9:36:48 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Between the Lines

If only she’d allowed him to fire his other weapon, all would be well. ;-(


37 posted on 10/02/2008 9:37:39 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Still Thinking
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me...
38 posted on 10/02/2008 9:37:44 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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To: Still Thinking

not gonna post it nope not gonna do it.


39 posted on 10/02/2008 9:38:49 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%
Why wouldn?t his arm have sex with him?

They'd grown apart, and it had started seeing another man.

40 posted on 10/02/2008 9:38:54 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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