Judge sentences rap fan to Bach, Beethoven

Associated Press ^

[jakerobins]

The guy couldn't take 15 minutes of classical music? LOL

[Red Badger]

I’d a sentenced him to an hour or two of Barry Manilow...........

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

[theDentist]

You can lead a man to a 2004 San Patrignano Colli di Rimini Cabernet Montepirolo, but you can’t make him put down that Thunderbird.

[6ppc]

Or how about Kenny G?

[theDentist]

how about Kenny G?

Now that's just cruel.

[kbennkc]

Maybe he makes more than $6.75 an hour .

[mlocher]

Cruel and unusual punishment PING.

[library user]

It wasn’t the music, Vactor said, he just needed to be at practice with the rest of the Urbana University basketball team.

“I didn’t have the time to deal with that,” he said. “I just decided to pay the fine.”

[Polybius]

I’d a sentenced him to an hour or two of Barry Manilow...........

A Judge can't do that. It would be a violation of the Eighth Amendment.

[good old days]

Ping

[absolootezer0]

this is neither cruel nor unusual. it was an offer of leniency. the perp was not required to accept the offer.

[Red Badger]

I don’t know Kenny G, but what about Michael Bolton for two hours, with videos?..........

[A.A. Cunningham]

He couldn’t go for baroque.

[Alter Kaker]

I wouldn’t last 5 minutes listening to Pat Boone, may he rest in peace.

[wideminded]

I wonder how the judge would know whether or not he listened to the classical music. It sound likes he had to sit with a probation officer at the court while listening to it, so maybe he just couldn’t afford to spend 20 hours at the court building.

[SuperSonic]

Rap or classical. Who says you can't have both?

[A.A. Cunningham]

Kenny G and Michael Bolton were going to team up and call the group Guns-N-Noses.

[wideminded]

I wouldn’t last 5 minutes listening to Pat Boone, may he rest in peace.

Unfortunately he is still with us (according to Wikipedia).

[Clemenza]

I would sentence him to a week of listening to “One Tin Soldier” (Theme from Billy Jack) by Coven.