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99 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN WATCH OBAMA
http://pumapac.org/ ^ | 29 Oct 2008 | murphy

Posted on 10/31/2008 9:03:10 AM PDT by phil_t

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To: phil_t

I’d rather have a tarantula lay eggs in my ear.


21 posted on 10/31/2008 9:18:18 AM PDT by Maceman (If you're not getting a tax cut, you're getting a pay cut.)
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To: phil_t

Eat a bowl of iron filings, and then run through airport security screaming “Allah Ahkbar!”


22 posted on 10/31/2008 9:18:41 AM PDT by karnage
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To: IbJensen

Jump up and down on the bed with the ceiling fan on.

Drink tequila and shave the cat.

Go to an expensive restaurant and when they present you with the wine cork, sniff it and say “nope, won’t do.”

Repeat above as many times as necessary until you get the response you want.

Eat the oldest thing in my refrigerator.

Mix the oldest thing in my pantry with the oldest thing in my refrigerator and feed it to the dog.

Clean dog poop and vomit off the burber rug.


23 posted on 10/31/2008 9:19:00 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: scooter2

Have a root canal without anesthesia...

I did that once.

Ouch.


24 posted on 10/31/2008 9:19:40 AM PDT by karnage
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To: phil_t

Listen to chalkboards mating.


25 posted on 10/31/2008 9:22:52 AM PDT by Salamander (http://theuniversalseduction.com/articles/?c=Obama)
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To: phil_t

Listening to Cindy Sheehan’s voice on my Bose sound system @ 2,000+ decibels for 24 hours, straight.


26 posted on 10/31/2008 9:23:20 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Salamander

Listen to a set of fingernails mating with the chalkboard


27 posted on 10/31/2008 9:24:04 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Stand Up Chuck!)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

I bet mine sounds worse....:))


28 posted on 10/31/2008 9:25:30 AM PDT by Salamander (http://theuniversalseduction.com/articles/?c=Obama)
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To: phil_t
Watch “Hope Floats”

Talk about my feelings

Go to ChuckeeCheez

Watch “Bridges of Madison County”

Sit in Starbucks with a Extra Tall half-calf latte reading a romance novel

Eat a soy burger

Do yoga

Eat sushi

Watch “What Not To Wear”

Use a HPLV spray gun unregulated with 120psi and no water separator to paint black pearl ghost flames.

Wear a pink polo shirt

Drive a Prius

Watch Oprah/Dr Phil marathon

Go to group therapy

Drink micro-brewed beer.

29 posted on 10/31/2008 9:26:18 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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This
30 posted on 10/31/2008 9:26:18 AM PDT by kevkrom (If Obama promises to tax your neighbor to give to you, what's he promising your neighbor?)
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To: phil_t

Have sex with Hillary.


31 posted on 10/31/2008 9:26:54 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: phil_t

Cut my toenails.

Shave my legs.

Clean up dog poop in the neighbourhood.


32 posted on 10/31/2008 9:27:01 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: karnage

Dang, man.

Thats hardcore.


33 posted on 10/31/2008 9:27:27 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Either that or put on a Yoko Ono album.


34 posted on 10/31/2008 9:28:29 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: phil_t
Watch Bill and Hill dance in bathing suits.


35 posted on 10/31/2008 9:28:32 AM PDT by maggief ("Europeans call it socialism, Americans call it welfare, and Barack Obama calls it change.")
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To: phil_t

sit on a nail


36 posted on 10/31/2008 9:29:14 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: phil_t

Mash my family jewels flat with a sledge hammer.


37 posted on 10/31/2008 9:29:38 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - but they know what's best.)
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To: phil_t

Play “hide the salami” with Governor McGreevey.


38 posted on 10/31/2008 9:33:29 AM PDT by SweetCarolina
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Who'd want to pass on this?

39 posted on 10/31/2008 9:35:08 AM PDT by Zakeet (Obama-Pelosi-Reid -- the Axis of Taxes)
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To: phil_t

haha.. would rather walk across hot sand in dry desert


40 posted on 10/31/2008 9:36:18 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ( Our Mamma beats your Obama)
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