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99 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN WATCH OBAMA
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| 29 Oct 2008
| murphy
Posted on 10/31/2008 9:03:10 AM PDT by phil_t
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To: maggief
To: phil_t
Shower with a dozen live cats tied to me.
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posted on
10/31/2008 9:39:14 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Obama: Spread the Wealth = Marx: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs)
To: AmericanMade1776
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posted on
10/31/2008 9:52:57 AM PDT
by
maggief
("Europeans call it socialism, Americans call it welfare, and Barack Obama calls it change.")
To: KarlInOhio
Rearrange my sock drawer.
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posted on
10/31/2008 9:55:25 AM PDT
by
Ax
To: MarkeyD
*Listen to a taped lecture by Janet Reno while watching Katherine Hepburn in On Golden Pond.
*Take a pregnancy prevention class by Joycelyn Elders.
*Pop an Alka Seltzer in my mouth, stand in front of a clerk at the DMV, start convulsing, and watch he/her reaction.
*Maul a pitbull
*Drive down to Watts, get out of my car, and yell, “MARTIN LUTHER KING SUCKED!!!”
*Watch Rosanne Bar sing the National Anthem in a bikini.
*Punch a cop from NJ.
*Jump on cactus with bare feet.
*Run through Death Valley in the middle of July without water, a hat, or shoes while eating salt.
*March around Berkeley in uniform while singing, “I want to be an Air Force Ranger. I want to live a life of danger. Sound off.......”
To: maggief
To: phil_t
I’ll bet you WOULDN’T kiss Helen Thomas.
47
posted on
10/31/2008 10:43:43 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Brother, can you spare a dime?)
To: MarkeyD
Castrate a bull with my bare hands.
To: This Just In
Thanks for yours and all the other great contributions. When I posted this initial list, I didn't appreciate the funnybone I was tickling. Of course from several years of enjoying Freeper humor, I should have expected this outpouring.
I only hope that
Practice saying “I told you so!” in three languages
is the burden we face on Tuesday evening. I'll be working the polls on Tuesday as a Check-in Judge here in Maryland, and won't get home til ~8:30pm. However I'll be DVR'ing what I hope is a great evening that I'll be able to savor in the coming days and weeks.
A final thought..
Obama isn't an African American. He's 50% white, 42% Arabic and 6% African.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2107086/posts
Hey McCain Camp: Read My Lips (Put your Hula Hoop on National TV)
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posted on
10/31/2008 4:35:49 PM PDT
by
phil_t
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