Caption Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, a DemocRAT

Yahoo News Photos ^ | Dec 16,2008

[MrStriderite]

“One of these things is just like the others.”
Apologies to Sesame Street. I didn’t vote for him . . . twice.

[Western Phil]

Caption: Probably should have moved to Springfield anyway.

[Charles Henrickson]

BLAGO'S BLUE FITZMAS
Tune: "Blue Christmas"

I'll have a blue Fitzmas indicted
I'll have to do something to fight it
Allegations they read of the green that I sought
Don't mean a thing, 'cause as yet nobody's bought

And when my blue colleagues disown me
That's when my blue "F" words start flowing
My old pal sees my plight, but he throws me from his bus
So I'll have a blue, blue Fitzmas

I hate this blue Fitzmas disruption
It puts a crimp in my corruption
Senate seat up for sale should bring oodles of cash
But instead I post bail and I break out in a rash

And when my blue colleagues disown me
That's when my blue "F" words start flowing
My old pal sees my plight, but he throws me from his bus
So I'll have a blue, blue, blue Fitzmas

[AmericanMade1776]

The Rat has taken the bait.

[Snoopy88]

"Man, all the other democrats get great names like 'Biden' and 'Gore' and 'Obama.' Do I have a great sounding name? No. I get stuck with a name that most people can't even pronounce or spell."