Posted on 01/09/2009 10:20:15 AM PST by ex-Texan
Same here.
Wonder what the bag limit will be.....
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.
Thats a classic. I actually think about those skits quite a bit.. Strange huh?
...We all ready have Neanderthals. I’ve worked with them for years in the constrution business. Big, dumb and stupid. Uppp, sorry, my mistake, they’re just hillbilly farm boys from NC and KY. Jarhead, no talent, cracker a&&holes...
...”Aum th bess, evabody wonts mue”...
...Do I sound bitter???
Yes. Yes you do.
I always liked Phil Hartman, sad that he didn’t choose his spouses better.
GGG ping
Ok, not really, but still....what an ass.
I would most definitely take out the Neanderthal for ethical reasons, and would substitute it with the passenger pigeon.
Frankly, if they’re going to give do-overs to some species, it should be those that we killed off, not those that disappeared hundreds of thousands of years ago.
OOO...I can see it now! Cool saber tooth designer pets!
Neaderthal man....Now that would be an abomination.
so did Aeneas.
No limit, but you have to pack it out on foot...
It seems that Keynesians should be on the list, although they have already been resurrected, and appear to have multiplied rapidly.
Oh... you’re bad! Clever, but bad...
...Good, I thought it was just me...
...It’s Ok. I’m working on it every day...
Which Aeneas?
Aeneas Silvius, mythological king of Alba Longa
Aeneas Tacticus (fl. 4th century BC), Greek writer
Aeneas of Gaza (fl. 5th century AD), philosopher
Modern
Aeneas de Caprara (1631-1701), Austrian field marshall
Aeneas Chigwedere (b. 1939), Zimbabwean politician
Aeneas Coffey (1780-1852), inventor of the Coffey still
Æneas baron Mackay (1839-1909), prime minister of the Netherlands
Æneas Shaw (c.17401814), soldier and politician of Upper Canada
Aeneas Williams (b. 1968), U.S. athlete
Ships
An "abomination"?
laughing and laughing!
LOL!I do believe she would! :P
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