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'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise
Fox ^ | 1/26/2009 | Fox

Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

Lady LAKE, Fla. — It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.

"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"

Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.

It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.

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"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: grannygoescommando; mountnglions; oldwomen; thevillages; wrinkled
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1 posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....wasn’t Joe Biden seen advertising for this place a few years back?...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d4_1219540193


2 posted on 01/26/2009 5:39:28 AM PST by oust the louse (This Country now has a smelly BO problem.....)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Who’s to say. Once you get past the incontinence, it’s clear sailing.


3 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:03 AM PST by Bertha Fanation
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To: Red in Blue PA

No wonder Biden likes to sing about it! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ


4 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:19 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Red in Blue PA

It just so happens there is an epidemic of geriatric STD’s. Thinking their child bearing days are behind them, they don’t bother with things like condoms.


5 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:33 AM PST by fso301
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To: Red in Blue PA

Oh great, now I’ll have that stupid jingle in my head allll day!
I guess they don’t call it ‘the friendliest hometown’ for nuthin’!


6 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:37 AM PST by ozark hilljilly (Ignorant, pushy noob since 4/08)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


7 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:39 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Dissent Is Patriotic)
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To: Red in Blue PA
most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship

I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.

8 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:49 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

From the article: “Local cops just try to keep up. “You see two 70-year-olds with canes fighting over a woman and you think, ‘Oh, jeez,’ “ Lt. Davis said.”

LOL


9 posted on 01/26/2009 5:42:10 AM PST by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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..most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship..

I think they mean “successful” one night relationship, if you know what i mean ;)

10 posted on 01/26/2009 5:44:14 AM PST by bella1 (Remember; it took four years of Carter to give us eight years of Reagan.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

A world gone mad.


11 posted on 01/26/2009 5:45:00 AM PST by mkjessup (Jimmy Carter is the Skidmark in the panties of American History. Barack 0bama is his second term.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.


12 posted on 01/26/2009 5:45:05 AM PST by STONEWALLS
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To: Red in Blue PA

Tonight’s entertainment:

http://www.thevillages.com/Lifestyle/nightly-entertainment.asp


13 posted on 01/26/2009 5:47:02 AM PST by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: Red in Blue PA
"It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls...."


14 posted on 01/26/2009 5:47:46 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: oust the louse

yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....

Lets see if you will say that if you live that long.


15 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:00 AM PST by bikerman
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To: reagan_fanatic

It’s true. First thing they do in the morning is check to see if it’s still there.


16 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:13 AM PST by Earthdweller (Socialism makes you feel better about oppressing people.....)
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To: STONEWALLS
.his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.

I'm doomed.

17 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:22 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 6 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: STONEWALLS
not being a jerk usually helps too!

;-)


18 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:35 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

There is no age limit on fornication.


19 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:41 AM PST by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Red in Blue PA
I dunno.

I was watching the Geico commercial this weekend, from that new campaign that doesn't make any sense - with the pile of dollars with the eyes on top?
Anyways, the one where the older couple is in the Chinese restaurant. I'd probably hit it with that red headed chick, and she's gotta be in her sixties.

It's all academic anyways. The way I've treated my body, there's no way I'm going to outlive my wife.

20 posted on 01/26/2009 5:49:41 AM PST by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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