Skip to comments.'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise
Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
Lady LAKE, Fla. It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.
"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"
Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.
It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.
"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.
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yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....wasn’t Joe Biden seen advertising for this place a few years back?...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d4_1219540193
Who’s to say. Once you get past the incontinence, it’s clear sailing.
No wonder Biden likes to sing about it! ;)
It just so happens there is an epidemic of geriatric STD’s. Thinking their child bearing days are behind them, they don’t bother with things like condoms.
Oh great, now I’ll have that stupid jingle in my head allll day!
I guess they don’t call it ‘the friendliest hometown’ for nuthin’!
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.
From the article: “Local cops just try to keep up. “You see two 70-year-olds with canes fighting over a woman and you think, ‘Oh, jeez,’ “ Lt. Davis said.”
I think they mean “successful” one night relationship, if you know what i mean ;)
A world gone mad.
...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.
yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....
Lets see if you will say that if you live that long.
It’s true. First thing they do in the morning is check to see if it’s still there.
There is no age limit on fornication.
I was watching the Geico commercial this weekend, from that new campaign that doesn't make any sense - with the pile of dollars with the eyes on top?
Anyways, the one where the older couple is in the Chinese restaurant. I'd probably hit it with that red headed chick, and she's gotta be in her sixties.
It's all academic anyways. The way I've treated my body, there's no way I'm going to outlive my wife.
Worth reading the whole article.
good for them.
Like they say, “Just cause there’s snow on the roof, don’t mean the fire’s out in the basement.”
What comes after cougars?
Thats why he did her in the golf cart its dark in Florida on the golf course at night.Maybe bring along a bag just in case the moon is out.
Sounds like Viagra is the most prescribed medicine in that community.
No you are not!!! You will bless some lady one of these days. I have excellent taste in best friends.
If you’re a ho when you’re young, you’ll be a ho when you’re old. A leopard doesn’t change it’s spots!
And the Beach Boys thought Surf City was great at 2 to 1 odds.
It's good to be king, apparently!
It is always a special feeling when you know you’ve found The One. (Nighter)
"Shriveled Yankees Gone Wild".
"Ophelia Does Orlando"
"Gum Jobs Galore"
"He's Fallen And He Can't Get It Up!"
After this story I think property values just jumped by about 25%.......LOL!
Great news! I have a house in a Florida country club for sale...
Me too! Why the hell does there have to be some sort of meaning? Lets just do it and after coffee in the morning I'll leave.........
'48 1/2 Ton Pick Up with Bed Liner.
No but Sarah Palin made a few trips there campaigning in 2008.
From the article is this deceptive journalism:
“The huge complex began growing rapidly in the mid-1990s, and reported cases of gonorrhea rocketed from 152 to 245, of syphilis rose from 17 to 33, and of chlamydia from 52 to 115 among those 55 and older in Florida from 1995 to 2005.”
It desperately wants to give you the impression that these upper-middle class retirees in this community are responsible for the increase in STDEs. but the numbers, are statewide, and could be made up primarily of old hookers, skid row drunks, and the like.
7 million Floridians over 55, and 400 have STDs. That’s about 1 in 20,000. On average, there would be three in this entire community, if these upscale horndogs were typical.
I live at The Villages. What an insult? A writer can find "dirt" anywhere if he looks hard enough. Go to a nightclub and talk to floozies, then write a story making it sound like the floozies typify the entire population. So easy! How about visiting the churches, or food banks or hospitals, or charity clubs, etc.? You would find that the majority of people here are decent and generous, volunteering their time and generously donating to needy causes. We never were and still aren't "sexual parasites"!
By the way, this same story came out two years ago on CNN and the statistics were proven untrue. CNN did a retraction, but gave that a lot less prominence than they gave the original story! I read the book by Blechman, at least I read read part of it. I couldn't stand to read it all. Like you, he chose to interview only the "right" people. He did his interviews at nightclubs, gay hangouts, etc. He ignored the churches, civic organizations and local charities. He also had a real problem with people who choose to live a life of leisure in their later years, implying that we should all stay in our hometowns and do volunteer work for the rest of our lives. I'd like to know what he thinks we did all those years we were living in our hometowns and working full time. We volunteered - a lot! So, he thinks we just abandon any sense of civic duty when we move to Florida and think only about having a "good time". Disgusting!
most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship
At their age one night may be all they got. ;) Yuck!
lol Seniors run amuck.
Viva Viagra *ping*...
PM me if you wish to be added to this long-lasting *ping* list...however, please contact your Doctor to see if you are healthy enough to read this material, if you have been reading this for more than four hours that could present a dangerous condition....
On second thought, if the ladies outnumber the men 10 to 1, what’s to fight over there are 19 left to one of those guys.
His 10 and the other guys remaining 9. ;)
With the depressed housing market, and falling prices this story will be a lure for lonely widows and widowers to come to the Villages. I think it’s a great marketing idea. a Realtors dream...