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'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise
Fox ^ | 1/26/2009 | Fox

Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

Lady LAKE, Fla. — It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.

"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"

Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.

It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.

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"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: grannygoescommando; mountnglions; oldwomen; thevillages; wrinkled
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1 posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....wasn’t Joe Biden seen advertising for this place a few years back?...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d4_1219540193


2 posted on 01/26/2009 5:39:28 AM PST by oust the louse (This Country now has a smelly BO problem.....)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Who’s to say. Once you get past the incontinence, it’s clear sailing.


3 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:03 AM PST by Bertha Fanation
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To: Red in Blue PA

No wonder Biden likes to sing about it! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ


4 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:19 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Red in Blue PA

It just so happens there is an epidemic of geriatric STD’s. Thinking their child bearing days are behind them, they don’t bother with things like condoms.


5 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:33 AM PST by fso301
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To: Red in Blue PA

Oh great, now I’ll have that stupid jingle in my head allll day!
I guess they don’t call it ‘the friendliest hometown’ for nuthin’!


6 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:37 AM PST by ozark hilljilly (Ignorant, pushy noob since 4/08)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


7 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:39 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Dissent Is Patriotic)
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To: Red in Blue PA
most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship

I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.

8 posted on 01/26/2009 5:40:49 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

From the article: “Local cops just try to keep up. “You see two 70-year-olds with canes fighting over a woman and you think, ‘Oh, jeez,’ “ Lt. Davis said.”

LOL


9 posted on 01/26/2009 5:42:10 AM PST by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: Izzy Dunne
..most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship..

I think they mean “successful” one night relationship, if you know what i mean ;)

10 posted on 01/26/2009 5:44:14 AM PST by bella1 (Remember; it took four years of Carter to give us eight years of Reagan.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

A world gone mad.


11 posted on 01/26/2009 5:45:00 AM PST by mkjessup (Jimmy Carter is the Skidmark in the panties of American History. Barack 0bama is his second term.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.


12 posted on 01/26/2009 5:45:05 AM PST by STONEWALLS
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To: Red in Blue PA

Tonight’s entertainment:

http://www.thevillages.com/Lifestyle/nightly-entertainment.asp


13 posted on 01/26/2009 5:47:02 AM PST by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: Red in Blue PA
"It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls...."


14 posted on 01/26/2009 5:47:46 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: oust the louse

yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....

Lets see if you will say that if you live that long.


15 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:00 AM PST by bikerman
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To: reagan_fanatic

It’s true. First thing they do in the morning is check to see if it’s still there.


16 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:13 AM PST by Earthdweller (Socialism makes you feel better about oppressing people.....)
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To: STONEWALLS
.his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.

I'm doomed.

17 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:22 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 6 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: STONEWALLS
not being a jerk usually helps too!

;-)


18 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:35 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

There is no age limit on fornication.


19 posted on 01/26/2009 5:48:41 AM PST by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Red in Blue PA
I dunno.

I was watching the Geico commercial this weekend, from that new campaign that doesn't make any sense - with the pile of dollars with the eyes on top?
Anyways, the one where the older couple is in the Chinese restaurant. I'd probably hit it with that red headed chick, and she's gotta be in her sixties.

It's all academic anyways. The way I've treated my body, there's no way I'm going to outlive my wife.

20 posted on 01/26/2009 5:49:41 AM PST by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Lazamataz

Worth reading the whole article.


21 posted on 01/26/2009 5:50:05 AM PST by cjshapi (Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
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To: Red in Blue PA

good for them.


22 posted on 01/26/2009 5:50:18 AM PST by mrmargaritaville
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To: Red in Blue PA

Like they say, “Just cause there’s snow on the roof, don’t mean the fire’s out in the basement.”


23 posted on 01/26/2009 5:50:28 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Red in Blue PA

What comes after cougars?


24 posted on 01/26/2009 5:50:52 AM PST by Sig Sauer P220 (Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ---- Will Rogers)
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To: Hatteras

Thats why he did her in the golf cart its dark in Florida on the golf course at night.Maybe bring along a bag just in case the moon is out.


25 posted on 01/26/2009 5:51:09 AM PST by bikerman
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To: Red in Blue PA

Sounds like Viagra is the most prescribed medicine in that community.


26 posted on 01/26/2009 5:51:51 AM PST by Venturer
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To: null and void

No you are not!!! You will bless some lady one of these days. I have excellent taste in best friends.


27 posted on 01/26/2009 5:52:04 AM PST by DeLaine
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To: Izzy Dunne

If you’re a ho when you’re young, you’ll be a ho when you’re old. A leopard doesn’t change it’s spots!


28 posted on 01/26/2009 5:52:28 AM PST by FES0844
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To: FES0844
A leopard doesn’t change it’s liver spots!
29 posted on 01/26/2009 5:54:33 AM PST by Cedric
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To: Red in Blue PA

And the Beach Boys thought Surf City was great at 2 to 1 odds.


30 posted on 01/26/2009 5:54:36 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

31 posted on 01/26/2009 5:55:32 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
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To: DeLaine
*blush*
32 posted on 01/26/2009 5:55:43 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 6 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: STONEWALLS
...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.

So you're saying theres no chance for someone who looks like a cross between George Costanza and Jabba the Hut, and is hung like a thumbtack? Damn!
33 posted on 01/26/2009 5:55:44 AM PST by Sig Sauer P220 (Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ---- Will Rogers)
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To: Red in Blue PA
A co-worker has a father still in good shape, retired at the Villages... "Pop" sends him photos of him being with a younger lady, martini in hand, all the time.

It's good to be king, apparently!

34 posted on 01/26/2009 5:56:58 AM PST by ikka (Brother, you asked for it!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

It is always a special feeling when you know you’ve found The One. (Nighter)


35 posted on 01/26/2009 5:57:11 AM PST by FreedomFerret
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To: Red in Blue PA
I can see the videos coming out now...

"Shriveled Yankees Gone Wild".

"Ophelia Does Orlando"

"Gum Jobs Galore"

"He's Fallen And He Can't Get It Up!"

36 posted on 01/26/2009 5:57:53 AM PST by DocH (Keep your powder dry and keep it in the black, fellow freedom-loving Patriots)
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To: Red in Blue PA

After this story I think property values just jumped by about 25%.......LOL!


37 posted on 01/26/2009 5:57:55 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..Now we don't know where he is.)
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To: Hot Tabasco
After this story I think property values just jumped by about 25%.......LOL!

Great news! I have a house in a Florida country club for sale...

38 posted on 01/26/2009 5:59:47 AM PST by Sir Francis Dashwood (Arjuna, why have you have dropped your bow???)
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To: Izzy Dunne
I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.

Me too! Why the hell does there have to be some sort of meaning? Lets just do it and after coffee in the morning I'll leave.........

39 posted on 01/26/2009 6:00:35 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..Now we don't know where he is.)
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To: DocH
I can see the videos coming out now...

'48 1/2 Ton Pick Up with Bed Liner.

40 posted on 01/26/2009 6:02:17 AM PST by Sir Francis Dashwood (Arjuna, why have you have dropped your bow???)
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To: oust the louse

No but Sarah Palin made a few trips there campaigning in 2008.


41 posted on 01/26/2009 6:02:33 AM PST by DoingTheFrenchMistake
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To: Sig Sauer P220

velociraptors?


42 posted on 01/26/2009 6:06:01 AM PST by willyd (My Driver's License is under Obama's Birth Certificate officer.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

From the article is this deceptive journalism:

“The huge complex began growing rapidly in the mid-1990s, and reported cases of gonorrhea rocketed from 152 to 245, of syphilis rose from 17 to 33, and of chlamydia from 52 to 115 among those 55 and older in Florida from 1995 to 2005.”

It desperately wants to give you the impression that these upper-middle class retirees in this community are responsible for the increase in STDEs. but the numbers, are statewide, and could be made up primarily of old hookers, skid row drunks, and the like.

7 million Floridians over 55, and 400 have STDs. That’s about 1 in 20,000. On average, there would be three in this entire community, if these upscale horndogs were typical.


43 posted on 01/26/2009 6:09:37 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Guns don't kill people. Criminals and the governments that create them kill people.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Dear Fox:

I live at The Villages. What an insult? A writer can find "dirt" anywhere if he looks hard enough. Go to a nightclub and talk to floozies, then write a story making it sound like the floozies typify the entire population. So easy! How about visiting the churches, or food banks or hospitals, or charity clubs, etc.? You would find that the majority of people here are decent and generous, volunteering their time and generously donating to needy causes. We never were and still aren't "sexual parasites"!

By the way, this same story came out two years ago on CNN and the statistics were proven untrue. CNN did a retraction, but gave that a lot less prominence than they gave the original story! I read the book by Blechman, at least I read read part of it. I couldn't stand to read it all. Like you, he chose to interview only the "right" people. He did his interviews at nightclubs, gay hangouts, etc. He ignored the churches, civic organizations and local charities. He also had a real problem with people who choose to live a life of leisure in their later years, implying that we should all stay in our hometowns and do volunteer work for the rest of our lives. I'd like to know what he thinks we did all those years we were living in our hometowns and working full time. We volunteered - a lot! So, he thinks we just abandon any sense of civic duty when we move to Florida and think only about having a "good time". Disgusting!

44 posted on 01/26/2009 6:09:47 AM PST by REPANDPROUDOFIT
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To: Izzy Dunne

most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship

At their age one night may be all they got. ;) Yuck!


45 posted on 01/26/2009 6:14:21 AM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.)
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To: shove_it

lol Seniors run amuck.


46 posted on 01/26/2009 6:19:02 AM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220
What comes after cougars?

Mountain Lions.

; )

47 posted on 01/26/2009 6:19:17 AM PST by jdsteel (CONGRESS: Take it again in twenty ten.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Viva Viagra *ping*...

PM me if you wish to be added to this long-lasting *ping* list...however, please contact your Doctor to see if you are healthy enough to read this material, if you have been reading this for more than four hours that could present a dangerous condition....


48 posted on 01/26/2009 6:19:22 AM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts.....)
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To: shove_it

On second thought, if the ladies outnumber the men 10 to 1, what’s to fight over there are 19 left to one of those guys.
His 10 and the other guys remaining 9. ;)


49 posted on 01/26/2009 6:21:12 AM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.)
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To: REPANDPROUDOFIT

With the depressed housing market, and falling prices this story will be a lure for lonely widows and widowers to come to the Villages. I think it’s a great marketing idea. a Realtors dream...


50 posted on 01/26/2009 6:22:50 AM PST by Russ (Repeal the 17th amendment)
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