Posted on 01/30/2009 8:21:27 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Fitz is the man!
Now Rush is playing Obama’s Union protectionist quotes.
I hope all the attention focused on Rush will serve to increase his audience :)
Only in America.
we have a lotta men....real men who act like men, but even Fitz bows to Wilson
Economy Warning System replaces terror watch
Obama: Economy in Red Status
Severe to low risks - red, orange, yellow, blue, green
Until I saw Warner's name as the quarterback for the Cardinals in the Bowl, I didn't even know if he was still playing football. I just don't follow it that much.
That is a great story tho and the fact that he doesn't get talked about that much shows just how under rated he is.
I wasn't planning on watching the game but knowing Warner is in it and Madden is broadcasting, I'm not gonna miss it.
Go Cardinals!
headed to the dentist....tooth fillin loose ....hold down the fort....and take no guff from Cleveland GOP....he is a great guy...help him.....lolololololol
Yes, we're going to squeeze it out of them. :P
Very nice story. Thank you.
GO STEELERS!!
jello
He won't be on the field Sunday night. Not in the flesh, anyway.
Smacking anything wearing a Pittsburgh uniform. Exhorting on his Arizona teammates in a way as unique as the man himself.
The Vegas oddsmakers have made the Cardinals 6 and 1/2 point underdogs in their Super Bowl XLIII matchup with the Steelers.
That's fine with them. A betting line never caught a pass, never made a tackle.
Besides, they won't be alone in their championship quest.
Somewhere inside Raymond James Stadium, No. 40 will be watching.
"We are still thinking of him,'' said Arizona's Adrian Wilson, "and he is still here with us in spirit.''
The longest-tenured Cardinal, Wilson is one of the few Arizona players who knew Pat Tillman. Wilson was a rookie strong safety in 2001, Tillman's last year in the NFL.
Any other veteran might have ignored a rookie, especially one with aspirations to take his job. It's a person with a different X and Y chromosome makeup who actually goes out of his way to help.
But that was Pat Tillman.
"Pat helped with the playbook,'' said Wilson. "He helped me learn how to practice and do a lot of things that I didn't know how to do.
"I think Pat eventually knew that I was going to be the guy who would take over his spot, and he didn't have any problems with that. He showed me the right way to do things.'' http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20090130/COLUMNIST/901300336/-1/NEWSSITEMAP
Karl Marx/
Why Yes he is!
First, the Democrats want to force silly spending bills down our throats, you know, triple the Earned Income Tax Credit, so that people who don’t pay taxes now get an even BIGGER refund on the taxes that they don’t pay, and payoffs for various political organizations that aided Teh One in his quest for the Oval Office, and call it a “Stimulus Plan” that stimulates nothing but bureaucrats looking for new and exciting ways to spend our money on things that we would never spend it on ourselves, and then pass an immigration bill that is nothing but an amnesty bill that makes citizenship less than worthless, because we will get to fund it too. To sum it up, the Dhims want us to be so burdened with taxes and strip citizenship of all benefits so that we will just be BEGGING for the death of the Republic. Again, a new vid. LOU DOBBS - Same warnings apply. Put away the breakables, take the blood pressure meds. http://taxes-stupidity-and-death.blogspot.com/
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