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Inmate amputates his own p***s in Monroe (WA)
Seattle Times ^ | 2/19/09

Posted on 02/20/2009 6:00:04 PM PST by llevrok

MONROE — A convicted murderer at the Washington state prison complex in Monroe was hospitalized after his second attempt to cut off his penis.

A spokeswoman for the Monroe Correctional Complex, says the 49-year-old inmate has a history of mental illness and already had amputated much of his genitalia several years ago.

Corrections Department spokesman Chad Lewis identified the inmate as John Forrester.

Forrester apparently used a razor blade to cut off what remained on Thursday. Kopoian tells The Herald in Everett that he was taken to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with serious cuts to the groin. His condition was not immediately available Thursday night.

Kopoian says prisoners are permitted basic necessities — including razors — under state law.

Kopoian says Forrester was convicted on July 1, 1977, for aggravated first-degree murder and was sentenced to life without parole.

(Excerpt) Read more at seattletimes.nwsource.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: nuts
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Forrester doing a little clear cutting ??
1 posted on 02/20/2009 6:00:04 PM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Why’d you edit the title when the word penis is right there in the first sentence?


2 posted on 02/20/2009 6:01:13 PM PST by saganite (What would Sully do?)
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To: saganite
penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

trying to keep the admin mod's happy, I guess.

3 posted on 02/20/2009 6:02:53 PM PST by llevrok (You vill havf mein CHANGE undt like it, ja!)
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To: llevrok

Self imposed Darwin Award winner.


4 posted on 02/20/2009 6:02:55 PM PST by SouthTexas (Can I have my house back that I lost in the 80s????)
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To: llevrok
Corrections Department spokesman Chad Lewis identified the inmate as John Forrester.

Correction: Joan Forrester.

5 posted on 02/20/2009 6:03:10 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why not let him?


6 posted on 02/20/2009 6:03:10 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: llevrok

Yeah, why did you remove part of the penis from the title?


7 posted on 02/20/2009 6:04:13 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: llevrok

Wow! I have penis envy!

Not really. Just kidding. Ahem.


8 posted on 02/20/2009 6:04:17 PM PST by saganite (What would Sully do?)
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To: llevrok

LOL


9 posted on 02/20/2009 6:05:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Dr. W.C. Minor performed similar surgery upon himself.
10 posted on 02/20/2009 6:05:15 PM PST by Gondring (Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
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To: metmom

They shouldn’t have provided him a razor though. He should have had to use a plastic spoon.


11 posted on 02/20/2009 6:06:01 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: llevrok

That’s gonna leave a mark...


12 posted on 02/20/2009 6:06:02 PM PST by alarm rider ("We laugh at honor, and are shocked to find traitors in our midst" C.S. Lewis)
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To: BykrBayb

The penis mightier than the sword.


13 posted on 02/20/2009 6:06:04 PM PST by Misterioso (Obama was elected not in spite of his color but because of it.)
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To: BykrBayb
Yeah, why did you remove part of the penis from the title?

Because it has ceased to be. It is no more.
14 posted on 02/20/2009 6:06:10 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: llevrok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hez0oL5WTBQ


15 posted on 02/20/2009 6:07:20 PM PST by digger48
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To: Misterioso

Well, aren’t you cocky.


16 posted on 02/20/2009 6:07:32 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: llevrok

“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things”-Elaine Benes


17 posted on 02/20/2009 6:07:44 PM PST by Carl LaFong (Experts say experts should be ignored.)
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To: llevrok

Lorena Bobbit approves!


18 posted on 02/20/2009 6:07:59 PM PST by Batman11 ("Big ears isn't my President!")
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To: Lizavetta

Just nuts.


19 posted on 02/20/2009 6:08:38 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: llevrok

LOL!


20 posted on 02/20/2009 6:09:02 PM PST by ecomcon
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To: llevrok

I wonder it it was in solidarity with the newly castrated America?


21 posted on 02/20/2009 6:09:04 PM PST by Trod Upon (Suck it, Obama.)
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To: Misterioso; cripplecreek

It’s a shame such a good thread is destined for the moderators’ razor.


22 posted on 02/20/2009 6:09:15 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: Misterioso

Hah! You guys are goin’ off!


23 posted on 02/20/2009 6:10:02 PM PST by ecomcon
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To: cripplecreek

A sure call for a little Monty Python:

“This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot”.


24 posted on 02/20/2009 6:10:07 PM PST by alarm rider ("We laugh at honor, and are shocked to find traitors in our midst" C.S. Lewis)
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To: alarm rider
“This penis is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late penis. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-penis”.

Fixed it.
25 posted on 02/20/2009 6:18:01 PM PST by divine_moment_of_facts
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To: Misterioso
The penis mightier than the sword.

You get some sort of all time funniest pun in all of Freeperdom! Snort*Snort*Snort*

26 posted on 02/20/2009 6:20:49 PM PST by Free State Four
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To: llevrok

Wow? He’s really going to have short cummings now?????


27 posted on 02/20/2009 6:21:42 PM PST by eeriegeno (<p>)
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To: llevrok

The guy was a prisoner. Living in the penis tough. Doing hard time takes balls. The guy just couldn’t hack it anymore.

Well, actually I guess he could hack it.

Cuz he did, you know?


28 posted on 02/20/2009 6:22:03 PM PST by saganite (What would Sully do?)
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To: Misterioso

“The penis mightier than the sword.”

Ding, ding, ding we have a winner!


29 posted on 02/20/2009 6:22:41 PM PST by Batman11 ("Big ears isn't my President!")
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To: alarm rider

And little else...


30 posted on 02/20/2009 6:23:04 PM PST by ejonesie22 (Stupidity has an expiration date 1-20-2013 *(Thanks Nana))
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To: Free State Four; Misterioso

31 posted on 02/20/2009 6:24:10 PM PST by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
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To: llevrok

These lyrics are borderline. Note - I don’t listen to this album when the kids are around! (Some great, albet weird tunes though):

LAMENT, by Jim Morrison (The Doors), Album: An American Prayer

Lament for my cock
Sore and crucified
I seek to know you
Aquiring soulful wisdom
You can open walls of mystery
Stripshow

How to aquire death in the morning show
TV death which the child absorbs
Deathwell mystery which makes me write
Slow train, the death of my cock gives life

Forgive the poor old people who gave us entry
Taught us god in the child’s prayer in the night.

Guitar player
Ancient wise satyr
Sing your ode to my cock.

Caress it’s lament
Stiffen and guide us, we frozen
Lost cells
The knowledge of cancer
To speak to the heart
And give the great gift
Words power trance

This stable friend and the beast of his zoo
Wild haired chicks
Women flowering in their summit

Monsters of skin
Each color connects
To create the boat
Which rocks the race
Could any hell be more horrible
Than now
And real?

I pressed her thigh and death smiled
Death, old friend
Death and my cock are the world
I can forgive my injuries in the name of
Wisdom - luxury - romance

Sentence upon sentence
Words are the healing lament
For the death of my cock’s spirit
Has no meaning in the soft fire
Words got me the wound and will get me well
I you believe it

All join now and lament the death of my cock
A tongue of knowledge in the feathered night
Boys get crazy in the head and suffer
I sacrifice my cock on the alter of silence.


32 posted on 02/20/2009 6:25:31 PM PST by 21twelve
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To: llevrok; Fred Nerks; Allegra
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33 posted on 02/20/2009 6:32:06 PM PST by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing, ( member NRA)
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To: llevrok
He must of heard about this:

34 posted on 02/20/2009 6:32:59 PM PST by LuxMaker (The Constitution is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary, Thomas J 1819)
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To: Misterioso
The penis mightier than the sword.

LOL, that's about the wittiest post i've ever seen, but in this case, the sword is mightier than the pen (is).

Cheers!

35 posted on 02/20/2009 6:33:08 PM PST by theymakemesick (Buraq (buh- rok) Winged creature that carried mohammed on his Night Journey from Mecca to Jerusalem)
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To: saganite

And that’s what’s wrong with today’s penile system.


36 posted on 02/20/2009 6:44:13 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: SouthTexas

He was hoping medicaid wouldg\ give him a longer, leaner one.


37 posted on 02/20/2009 6:51:44 PM PST by mathurine
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To: sionnsar

Oh, my! Ping.


38 posted on 02/20/2009 6:52:35 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (HOPE and CHANGE? More like BAIT and SWITCH.)
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To: MikeWUSAF
Forrester apparently used a razor blade to cut off what remained. . . .


39 posted on 02/20/2009 6:57:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Touching! Thumbs up!)
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To: mathurine

No doubt!


40 posted on 02/20/2009 6:59:51 PM PST by SouthTexas (Can I have my house back that I lost in the 80s????)
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To: llevrok

King Missile - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can’t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn’t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
‘cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don’t know.
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.


41 posted on 02/20/2009 7:02:55 PM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: BykrBayb

If people keep this up their gonna get “creamed” by the mods.


42 posted on 02/20/2009 7:11:40 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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To: llevrok

Definitely not a good time to lose one’s head......


43 posted on 02/20/2009 7:13:15 PM PST by BigBlueJon ("And shepherds we shall be....For Thee, my Lord, for Thee....")
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To: SoldierDad

There are consequences to going off half cocked, and spouting off.


44 posted on 02/20/2009 7:15:09 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: BigBlueJon

I just pinged you a couple minutes ago. Surprised you came so quickly. : )


45 posted on 02/20/2009 7:16:05 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: llevrok
Maybe he's in negotiations with Delta.
46 posted on 02/20/2009 7:19:27 PM PST by uglybiker (AAAAAAH!!! I'm covered in BEES!)
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To: uglybiker

What an unfortunate allergy.


47 posted on 02/20/2009 7:22:45 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: BykrBayb

Beware those who are foaming at the mouth.


48 posted on 02/20/2009 7:23:37 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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To: metmom; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He's just being a pr*ck.


49 posted on 02/20/2009 7:34:41 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
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To: llevrok

It will be re-attached at taxpayer exoense.


50 posted on 02/20/2009 7:35:25 PM PST by Califreak (1/20/13-Sunrise in America)
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