Posted on 02/24/2009 4:50:56 PM PST by devane617
David Rodham Gerrgin makes me ILL!
Wonder how many times Obozo says GREEN JOBS?
My fellow Citizens Of The World,
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Thank you. God bless you and God bless the world.
bttt
"new program to help 95% of Americans"= gulp
"re-invest" "equalize" or "equitable distribution"= two chugs
"sacrifice so that our children (or future generations) are not burdened"= slam three drinks
"Joe Biden is the best choice to oversee and guide this program that Congress wisely passed"= drink every bottle of liquor in sight, wander down the street and beg for more. After a hangover of such horrific proportions, the next 3 years and 11 months will seem like Nirvana.
Didn’t you love it, though, that the POPE didn’t let her have a photo-op???
I can’t believe he’ll be on for an HOUR!! CBS & ABC are scheduling an HOUR and a HALF! What could possibly take that long to say?
OMG Giada!
Creme brule massage oil...
This is the speech. Everything is going to be ok blah, blah, blah. You all need to sacrifice but me Obambi will do as I wish blah, blah, blah. I’m going to spend your money as I wish so screw you America blah, blah, blah. How does all that smoke fell up your a$$e$ America.
That’s what I thought too! I printed it off and I’m ready to play. :)
NCIS is on right now.
We playing blackout? I’m I a racist for asking that?
And she seems like a nice girl....When she cooks, I can’t help but hang on her every move.
I like puppies, do you like puppies? They’re sooooo cute.
I am watching CNN GUSH already!!! Man they have it bad.
Snakebite! One shot of tequila chased with one shot of tabasco sauce.
[That's old school... modern snakebite is half hard cider - half lager or stout. Heard it was Slick Willy's favorite drink. :-) ]
Smart move! Keeps one from throwing rocks and other damaging items at the TV!
Someone has to follow him around to clean up his carbon footprint....Duh!
“CRISIS”
That’s your word.
Watching CNN makes we want to throw rocks...I can’t believe some of the things that they say.
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