Ann Coulter: OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY (PWNED!)

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[Syncro]

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OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY

by Ann Coulter

March 4, 2009

Fortunately, we have Keith Olbermann to point out that Rush Limbaugh did not accurately quote the preamble to the Constitution in his CPAC speech last weekend. I'm not sure what scam Olbermann imagined Rush was trying to put over on the American people by saying conservatives believed in the "preamble to the Constitution" and then quoting words from the Declaration of Independence -- but Olbermann put an end to that cruel deception! 

These small-time opportunities to show off by correcting someone else's teeny-tiny mistakes are the lifeblood of Olbermann's MSNBC show, "Countdown." Olbermann is no more capable of not correcting Rep. Charlie Rangel when he said "inferred," but meant "implied," than an obsessive compulsive could pass a sink without washing his hands. 

There is utterly no purpose to these lame "gotchas," except that Olbermann is so desperately insecure that he is willing to waste valuable airtime in order to convince other status-conscious idiots that he is, like, scary-smart. 

Olbermann relentlessly attacked low-level Bush administration employee Monica Goodling for not going to a name-dropping college, saying -- approximately 1 million times -- that she got her law degree "by sending 100 box tops to Religious Lunatic University." 

I would venture to say that the students at Goodling's law school at Regent University are far more impressive than those at the Cornell agriculture school -- the land-grant, non-Ivy League school Keith attended. 

I wouldn't mention it, except that Olbermann savages anyone who didn't go to an impressive college. As it happens, he didn't go to an impressive college, either. 

If you've ever watched any three nights of his show, you know that Olbermann went to Cornell. But he always forgets to mention that he went to the school that offers classes in milking and bovine management. 

Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent "Ivy League" education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: "My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class." 

Except Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell. 

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree. 

Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants). 

Olbermann's incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man." 

Among the graduates of the Ivy League Cornell are Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Thomas Pynchon, Paul Wolfowitz, E.B. White, Sanford I. Weill, Floyd Abrams, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Ginsburg, Janet Reno, Henry Heimlich and Harold Bloom. 

Graduates of the ag school include David LeNeveu of the Anaheim Ducks, Mitch Carefoot of the Phoenix RoadRunners, Darren Eliot, former professional hockey player, and Joe Nieuwendyk, multiple Stanley Cup winner. 

One begins to understand why Harvard students threw a chicken on the ice during Cornell's famous rout of Harvard at a 1973 hockey game. 

If you actually want to pursue a career related to agriculture, there is no better school than the Cornell ag school. I have nothing but admiration for the farmers and aspiring veterinarians at the ag school. They didn't go there just to have "Cornell" on their resumes. 

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[Syncro]

It may seem cruel to reveal the true college of someone who already wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat worried that he's a fraud. But I believe that by pointing out that Olbermann actually is a fraud, I am liberating him.

You may not realize it now, Keith, but you will look back on this day and say, "That was the best thing that ever happened to me!"

Read the rest at AnnCoulter.Com

[Syncro]

K. Olbermann is Coulter’s punching bag today!

[xcamel]

Keith Olbermann couldn’t quote the instructions on a roll of toilet paper from memory...

[RonDog]

Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent "Ivy League" education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: "My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class."

Except Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.

And, of course, ANN would know. :o)

From a previous thread:

COURTESY ANN COULTER
	College Girl Coulter attended college at Cornell

[Darkwolf377]

There is utterly no purpose to these lame "gotchas," except that Olbermann is so desperately insecure that he is willing to waste valuable airtime in order to convince other status-conscious idiots that he is, like, scary-smart.

That one sentence sums up Olbermann completely.

He is the perfect example of a stupid person's idea of a smart person.

[keepitreal]

Do you think he has the guts to make her tonight’s Worst Person in the World recipient?

[Syncro]

It doesn't take guts (he has none.)

All it takes is SFB

[Jet Jaguar]

Olbermann lies about his college days. No surprise.

Resume padding is an art form for libs.

[Syncro]

He is the perfect example of a stupid person's idea of a smart person.

Classic statement.

And LOL@Coulter for "that he is, like, scary-smart"

[Mr. Lucky]

Well, you gotta admit that memorizing the New York Times would be pretty difficult.

[RonDog]

Ann Coulter: OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY (PWNED!)

From wikipedia:

Pwn (below: Various pronunciations) is a leetspeak slang term, derived from the verb "own", as meaning to appropriate or to conquer to gain ownership.

The term implies domination or humiliation of a rival, used primarily in the Internet gaming culture to taunt an opponent who has just been soundly defeated (e.g. "You just got pwned!").

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[hugorand]

Do you think he has the guts to make her tonight’s Worst Person in the World recipient?

I doubt it, I don't think Keith wants to call attention to Ann until this blows over

[Jane Austen]

Hillarious! Ann is terrific!

[dead]

Try again:

[alrea]

Olbermann is sniffing his Grecian formula.

[Free America52]

OUCH!!!

[marron]

I love this girl.

[Darkwolf377]

LOL@Coulter for "that he is, like, scary-smart"

Sometimes Coulter's humor stretches and isn't funny, sometimes she drones on.

But this column is an example of why I never discount her. When she FOCUSES and applies her humor AND intellect to a subject and carefully researches and explains, she is like a sub commander firing off torpedoes until her target is listing...then she fires off some more.

[Wpin]

Ann nails this dweeb right on the head! Man, she has a sharp wit about her...no wonder the left hates her so much. She holds the “mirror of reality” up to their faces and they have to see how truly ugly they are.