Miss Universe Describes Gitmo Tour as 'Fun' and 'Relaxing'

FoxNews ^ | 31 March 2009 | n/a

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Reigning Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza caused more than a few jaws to drop when she described her recent tour of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, as "a lot of fun" and a "relaxing, calm, beautiful place," Reuters reported Tuesday.

"It was a loooot of fun!" Mendoza wrote of her time at the camp, a prison surrounded by barbed-wire fence and minefields. She wrote that she went to a bar on the naval base and visited the "unbelievable" beach, Reuters reported.

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Rush is right. Rename the place "Club Gitmo"!

BTW, she's from Venezuala. Given the mess Hugo is creating there, a prison camp will look like a paradise.

[FlashBack]

LOL, ya beat me to the punch!

[rednesss]

There be rules for these type of posts.

[MeanWestTexan]

Torture me.

[Dallas59]

This thread is not compl_t_...*cough cough*

[Wyatt's Torch]

Rules:

[batter]

I wonder if Hugo will let her back in the country. Plus, the left’s collective heads must be exploding over this. LOL!

[MeanWestTexan]

?

[Big_Monkey]

Rules people...

[Dallas59]

Thank you.

NOT GUILTY!

[FlashBack]

Re-education camp for her!!

[texas_mrs]

I gotta get one of these before it is too late!

[iowamark]

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/eibessential/illustrating_absurdity/clubgitmo.guest.html

[batter]

Sorry, trying to catch up:

[Professor_Leonide]

A beautiful girl who enjoys drinking at a Naval Station and like the beach!!! She’s my kind of girl!

[NeoCaveman]

BTW, she's from Venezuala.

If she wants to flee for asylum, I'm willing to take her in.

[tanuki]

Everything I’ve heard about her and from her tells me that she’s a neat lady with her head in the right place. I’d love to exchange her from some of the native-born ditzes we have.

[Dallas59]

NEVER GUILTY!

[Right_Wing_Madman]

There be rules for these type of posts.

[calex59]

Not guilty of anything, anywhere at anytime!

[Dallas59]

If Socialism is this beautiful maybe....*must think of Michell in baseball uniform....must think of Michell in baseball uniform*

[GeronL]

1,000 sponsors very easily

[A_Former_Democrat]

If she needs asylum I’ll offer my crib

[enraged]

Looks like my wife when she was 21! nearly 20 years later and she is still damn fine!

[InABunkerUnderSF]

You’re right. There are some immigrants America needs.

[Digger]

A beautiful girl who enjoys drinking at a Naval Station and like the beach!!! She’s my kind of girl!

Clone a hundred million of that type.

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Wow, that picture reminds me of my college girlfriend.

It reminds me how my college girlfriend looked nothing like that.

[T. Jefferson]

She’s been stalking me for years. What part of short term meaningless relationship don’t you understand?

[Professor_Leonide]

Digger, I’m not in favor of cloning, but since it’s going to happen sooner or later anyway can we please clone this really lovely and sweet, hard partying Latina lady instead of a bunch of sheep?

Clone the Angus cow over and over so meat prices won’t get so high and then clone Maria Sharapova 50,000 times and this latina lady 150,000 times and clone, I know this will sound sick, but clone Margaret Hamilton 1,500,000 times! She played the wicked witch of the west in The Wizard of Oz and I’ve always been attracted to her! Her nose is literally to die for!

Clone Mary Pickford. Clone the Victoria Secret models at least 400,000 times each because there aren’t enough of them to go around!

[JimRed]

She wrote that she went to a bar on the naval base and visited the "unbelievable" beach, Reuters reported.

Must have been the officer's club; the EM club as I recall it was no great shakes. Never got to the beach, though.

We were anchored out in the bay, and at night the security lights illuminating the water drew lots of fish. We saw a Barracuda that had to be over four feet long.

[JimRed]

Nice smile.

[Wyatt's Torch]

And gorgeous eyes...

[Sender]

I recreated myself just now.