Posted on 04/03/2009 8:03:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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TGIF
Happy Open Line Friday!
TGIF...more phone calls, but still lots of RUSH so AOK!
“I wanted to tell you that your name in Hungarian means peach,” she said.
“Peach? Well, how ‘bout that — I did not know that,” Obama said.
Washington Times on Obama’s Townhall/France
president zero allowed american business decisions to be regulated from brussels.
traitor!
Howdy
We’ll son of a PEACH. Any one else unfortunate enough to have to watch CNN yesterday afternoon? After all the GLOWING stories of the MESSIAH and how much everyone loves him...they went to Rush. They were saying how awful it was for RUSH to say Obama should fail. THen they played his comment about G. Brown getting anal poisoning from Obama. Everyone else was shocked but having heard it from Rushes show and knowing the context..I was the only one laughing!
How . . . peachy.
I guess because he’s warm and fuzzy on the outside, but when you get past the mushy exterior, all you get are the pits?
Thanks, Conservobabe.
mama is feedin the baby eagles.................awesome
and DAMN, I got a killer hang oer
howdy
Speeking about the "messiah"....
Obama’s plans - requires anyone receiving school loans and others to serve at least three months as part of the brigade. His goal is one million youth! The Bill would forbid any student in the brigade to participate in “engaging in religious instruction, conducting worship services, providing instruction as part of a program that includes mandatory religious instruction or worship, constructing or operating facilities devoted to religious instruction or worship, maintaining facilities primarily or inherently devoted to religious instruction or worship, or engaging in any form of religious proselytization.” That means no church attendance or witnessing.
Oboma must be their God.
I'm sure if Gov P had known his taxation would drive NASCAR out of NYCity along with Limbaugh, he'd have done it sooner.
Greetings, my Arizona Bro.
cool
OH, a wet busy beaver!
Would a beaver vote Democrat?
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