Skip to comments.Unleash thy inner bard on 'Talk Like Shakespeare Day'
Posted on 04/23/2009 7:50:33 AM PDT by PurpleMan
Hast thou been patterning thy parlance to evoke the vernacular of William Shakespeare?
Well, get thee to an Internet machine hastily, sirrah or mistress, for thou hast but two days from Tuesday to unleash thy inner bard.
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“There are daggers in democrat’s smiles.”
I’ll knock once more to summon them! (”Ping”)
— King Henry VI, Part iii, Act 4, Scene 7
PM - I tried “Wench, bring this fair young lad an ale, and bring thee hence.” Mrs. Jubal did not see the humor in it, and informed me that “Thy shall be celibate for a fortnight, and thine supper of frozen corndogs is in thy freezer.” I think that means get off my a$$ and get my own beer. —JM
Alas CNN hath a surfeit of jackanapes, canker-blossoms and poisonous toads!
“The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers,”
America to the ‘Cadaver-in-Chief’:
“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!”
King Lear, 1. 4
Get thee to a nunnery!
Mayor Richard M. Daley of Chicago, Illinois, has declared Thursday as "Talk Like Shakespeare Day" to celebrate the 445th birthday of the man many consider the greatest playwright in the English language.
That twit can barely speak American English. His 'Daleyisms' are legendary. He makes Dubya look like Sir Laurence Olivier doing Hamlet!
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it."Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him 'well'" is NOT a line in Hamlet.
Be ye gone, fishmonger, knave!
Prithee thee bitest me.
Thou must be a lawyer!
"Now is the winter of our discontent made a hideous bummer by this son of Pork!"
[draws out bare bodkin and thrusts into his own chest]
Methinks thy Freepest too much!
Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war...
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