"Huffpo? Never heard of it."
Posted on 07/03/2009 3:31:16 PM PDT by kristinn
The Huffington Post, an official arm of the Obama administration, published an article a few minutes ago on the resignation of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin with the following headline: Palin Will Run in '12 on More Retardation Platform
To make sure that the article's reference to Gov. Palin's infant son Trig who was born with Down Syndrome last year, the article is keyword tagged by the Huffington Post: ...Sarah Palin Trig; Trig; Comedy News
The article is authored by Erik Sean Nelson was posted at the Huffington Post at 6 p.m. EDT.
The text of the article:
In Sarah Palin's resignation announcement she complained about the treatment of her son Trig who always teaches her life lessons. She said that the "world needs more Trigs, not fewer." That's a presidential campaign promise we can all get behind. She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people. To me, it's kinda like saying the world needs more cancer patients because they teach us such personal lessons.
Her first act as President: To introduce a Pre-K lunch buffet that includes lead paint chips. Sort of a Large HEAD-START Program.
She will then encourage women to hold off on pregnancies until their 40's just to mix up some chromosomes.
She now is in favor of abortion only in case of diploid birth.
Her policies will increase jobs because Wal-Mart is building new stores each day and someone has to be the greeter.
This will lead to smaller government because fewer Americans will have the cognitive ability to hold a government job.
Look, she says she's resigning as governor because people are making attacks on her and Trig. If she ever did become president, all Osama bin Laden would have to do to defeat the United States is Photoshop a picture of Trig and she'd surrender the country that night. As she said, "That's not politics as usual." It isn't. Politicians don't usually quit for so stupid of reasons.
Nelson's HuffPo bio: Erik Nelson has written for several comedy websites and published short fiction while living in the deep South. He has studied the local culture of his Red State and feels confident that they have accepted him as one of their own. Big mistake.
Join him behind enemy lines, deep in the Red Zone. Or email him at erikseannelson@gmail.com.
The Huffington Post was recently invited to the White House to ask a question of Barack Obama at a nationally televised press conference. The questioner, HuffPo National Editor Nico Pitney, asked a question on a pre-arranged topic of Obama. Pitney was trusted to do so because of his background as a Democratic party operative.
Link to HuffPo article about Gov. Palin and her son Trig.
They will be sorry the printed that story!!!!!
Colonel Obama is worried ...
Huffington Post < Al-Qaeda
a. These people are sick.
b. And they’re scared to DEATH of this woman, LOL!
Human behavior gets no lower...
What could possibly be more retarded than 4 years of BHO?
a complete asshole scared to death of Sarah
"Huffpo? Never heard of it."
Cool. She makes them angry, and when angry, the truth comes out. It ain’t pretty, but it’s good for us.
It’s funny how liberals call Conservatives hateful yet they post crap like that and what do they want us to think, that they are full of love..they are BASTARDS. Ya know, I hope karma comes back to bite them in the ass, seriously, I could NEVER have that kind of hate in my heart
You could also tag this story: liberalism, mental disorder, insanity, pure evil alert...
But..but..she resigned....why are they still maligning her?
She could crush these Lilliputians daily. There wouldn't even be a foul-smelling damp spot left.
She could be a key figure fighting the "Fairness Doctrine" and "diverse" programming on radio.
Draw and quarter this bastard. Even in the run up to the Civil War, we didn’t read stuff like this.
Wow. Debating whether or not to ping my list to this one...
Why in the world do we need more retardation?
Surely we have an overabundance already.
Time to hammer the HuffPo’s advertisers, telling them you won’t spend a cent with them until they stop advertising in that fish wrap.
LQ
Hmmm. Wonder why no one commented on his brilliant wit at the Huff Post?
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boys!
That is way too nasty to be comedy. She has just gone beyond the bounds of good taste, and even bad taste, into something else....viciously mean and nasty.
parsy, who loves sarcasm and satire but can’t call this anything but half-witted sh*t which makes me question whether Huff has a lower IQ than Trig.
Let this piece of filth and evil be another prime example of how sick and hateful these radical liberals are. I hope these gutter-crawlers are just choking on what Sarah has done — she sure did this one right.
do it :)
How many husbands can one woman turn gay? Just asking.
Trig 2040!
Pray for America and Saracuda
Yep I love how the left keeps showing it’s true colors and shoving anyone with 1/2 a brain away! They aren’t going to know what hit them in 2010!
Well, that's certainly not going to help the Left in their bid to unionize Wal-Mart workers.
WTF! How dare they pick on Trig? He is a truly innocent child. I sincerely hope that all the scum that mock him burn in hell.
Ah, the Huffingglue Post. Moonbats can't leave home without taking a snort.
HOLY COW,
i want revenge.
This must stop now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HuffBlow needs to be removed from the face of the earth. It can relocate to the bowels of hell.
The smartass Commie lib ‘RATS need to keep it up. The last laugh is going to be on them.
The mean-spirited attack dogs at the Zsa Zsa Post reflect all the nastiness I see at other boards.
Of course, I used to believe Americans were smart enough not to reward vicious hate campaigns but, after the last 20 years, I’m not sure about that any more.
One of the best movie quotes ever. Dr. Emilio Lizardo.
I remember when this lying pig framed herself as a conservative and spoke to the National Review convention in San Diego, back in 1993. I was there. She was pimping her homo husband to get slaughtered the next year ina GOP landslide. The only other big loss that night was Romney.
It’s pretty difficult to figure exactly how this guy figures he’s some sort of comedian.
Vile! Truly hateful, evil people!
Arianna’s envy of Sarah is all-consuming.
I will ask now, that this post be deleted. We know what the Post is all about. We don’t need to put their slime in print and give them more credit.
Glad you’re still there with your prayers Bray. Thanks, and I’m with ya!
Obviously the LW is foaming at the mouth on this one. Sarah just took the attention for the entire weekend
The Rats destroy another pubbie. They will only become more bloodthirsty. They will not let go of control of our central government. The abuse of Sarah and her family is intended to be a warning to up and coming effective conservatives.
This is the kind of person who mocked the kid with crutches, the kid with glasses, the shy kid, the slow kid, in school. A logical unpacking of this base, animalistic, and ignoble trait of human nature is the extermination of anyone too far out of the bell-shaped curve. Pure populism, mob rule, pack mentality, no individual rights. This is how dictators rise to power. Then the caps on the edges of bell-shaped curve begin to narrow...
Hopefully Sarah will lead us to the purging of this country of this evilness. We can't let this go on. I am long past ready to fight.
No, Erik Sean Nelson, this is not “comedy.” H L Mencken wrote some nasty stuff, like his eulogy on William Jennings Bryan. It still managed to have some humor in it. Your writing is nothing but making fun of retarded people. And the families who love them.
If you are so immature that you will make jokes about ‘tards, at least don’t put it out in front of people who have to deal with this. What’s next on your agenda? Maybe you can poke some fun at Jerry’s Kids. Maybe some wheelchair jokes?
parsy, who is disgusted and has a pretty high tolerance for humor, but Jesus H. Christ, this is beyond the pale...
Funny how the left is using this word now. Weren’t they the ones who worked so hard to get the words mentally challenged substituted for retardation?
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