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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE
August 10, 2009
Posted on 08/10/2009 1:03:29 PM PDT by Zakeet
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "An apple a day.."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the coveralls you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. Where it says, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," it’s not a typographical error.
3. The only expense that is 100% covered is "embalming."
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: obamacare
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IRRC, this is a recycled HMO joke, and it is too true to be very funny. However, it is topical and it deserves a wide circulation -- especially among Libtards.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:03:29 PM PDT
by
Zakeet
To: Zakeet
Just be glad that the tongue depressor in number 8 tastes of Fudgesicle instead of duct tape.
2
posted on
08/10/2009 1:08:20 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Obama's medical nationalization bill reads like Atlas Shrugged with doctors instead of railroads.)
To: Zakeet
I changed one part, the title:
TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS DUMPED YOU INTO OBAMACARE!
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:08:34 PM PDT
by
Kansas58
To: KarlInOhio
lol
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:09:09 PM PDT
by
Kansas58
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:13:03 PM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: Zakeet
Good to have a little humor.
Emergency Telephone Screening Reduces Wasteful ER Visits:
Patient: (To Obamacare Screening Nurse) Help, I have chest pain! Call me an ambulance!
Obama Screening Nurse: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance.
click!
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:16:30 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
To: Zakeet
Careful, do you want to get us all reported?
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:24:52 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: Zakeet
11. The sharps container is used for outgoing mail.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:32:07 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
12. The doctor’s credentials on the wall says, “University of Phonix.”
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:33:27 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
“University of Phonix.”LOL, that's funny!
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:34:20 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
13. The butterfly syringes are connected with bendy straws.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:36:54 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: Zakeet
That list seems pretty fishy to me.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:37:03 PM PDT
by
PjhCPA
To: abishai
14. Blood samples are centrifuged in an old washing machine.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:45:16 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
15. The only “buffy coats” the lab specialists know of come from Burlington and Sears.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:50:00 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
16. Your paper gown has the funnies section on it!!!
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:51:21 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
17. You ask for a second opinion, and your doctor says, “You are ugly, too.”
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:53:38 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
18. The proctologist they referred you to is Barney Frank.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:56:11 PM PDT
by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Palin 2012. There is no better choice on either side of the aisle. ))))
To: Two Kids' Dad
19. Your hearing exam is just different pitches of Howard Dean screaming.
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posted on
08/10/2009 1:58:45 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
20. You desperately need an artificial heart and they send you a Valentine’s Day card.
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posted on
08/10/2009 2:03:12 PM PDT
by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Palin 2012. There is no better choice on either side of the aisle. ))))
To: Two Kids' Dad
21. You say you are a trans-gendered illegal alien to get into an emergency room.
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posted on
08/10/2009 2:04:42 PM PDT
by
abishai
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