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DTG 111617Z AUGUST 09

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: UNDEAD TROLL

RE: POST 1

1. PERIMETER SENSORS INDICATE HIGH-CONFIDENCE TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. IBTZ COUNT CURRENTLY AT TWELVE (12) WITH PROJECTIONS REACHING ZOMBIE THRESHOLD.

2. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL TWO SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.) WITH ADDED PRECAUTIONS FOR ZOMBIE OBSERVED MAY BE OF INTEREST (Z.O.M.B.I.E.).

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. ALL ELEMENTS ARE FURTHER DIRECTED TO XMIT CALL-BACK MESSAGE TO INDICATE POSITIVE TARGET LOCK.

4. WATCH NCOIC WILL COORDINATE COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER. ALL ELEMENTS ARE TO INCREASE READINESS LEVELS PENDING STRIKE ORDER FROM FR MODERATOR COMMAND.

5. REPEATING THIS THREAD HAS POTENTIAL TO BECOME UNDEAD REPEAT THIS THREAD HAS POTENTIAL TO BECOME UNDEAD.

6. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.

7. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: GHOUL-THRILLER.

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