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Send Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck (Olberman attacks!)
DailyKooks | Sun Sep 06, 2009 | Keith Olberman

Posted on 09/06/2009 8:27:39 PM PDT by Tzimisce

I don't know why I've got this phrasing in my head, but: Find everything you can about Glenn Beck, Stu Burguiere, and Roger Ailes.

No, even now, I refuse to go all caps.

No, sending me links to the last two Countdowns with my own de-constructions of his biblical vision quality Communist/Fascist/Socialist/Zimbalist art at Rockefeller Center (where, curiously, he works, Comrade) doesn't count. Nor does sending me links to specious inappropriate point-underscoring prove-you're-innocent made-up rumors.

Tuesday we will expand this to the television audience and have a dedicated email address to accept leads, tips, contacts, on Beck, his radio producer Burguiere, and the chief of his tv enablers, Ailes (even though Ailes' power was desperately undercut when he failed to pull off his phony "truce" push).

This becomes necessary after this in order to prove various cliches about goose and gander, and to remind everybody to walk softly and carry a big popsicle, and most particularly to save this nation from the Oligarhy of The Stupid.

I keep wondering if somewhere somebody named Ollie Garhey thinks he's in charge now. Or, even more entertainingly and societally satisfying, if somebody named Ali Garhi does.

Despite the worn-out snark above, I am in earnest here.


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Wow - this is crass even for MSNBC.

This is from DailyKos and FreeRepublic won't let me post the link.

But it's still disturbing...

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1 posted on 09/06/2009 8:27:40 PM PDT by Tzimisce
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To: Chode

Ping.


2 posted on 09/06/2009 8:29:18 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Tzimisce

IOW, Olbermann tacitly admits that he can’t beat Beck on the issues, and resolves to pursue a campaign of personal smears.


3 posted on 09/06/2009 8:30:26 PM PDT by squidly
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To: Tzimisce

Yeah, because 0lbermann’s crusade against Bill O’Reilly over the past several years has been soooo successful, why not apply this winning formula to Glenn Beck?


4 posted on 09/06/2009 8:30:30 PM PDT by counterpunch (In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
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To: Tzimisce

Not shocking or surprising coming from the adolescent-minded MSN; lacking facts, they make childish moves.


5 posted on 09/06/2009 8:30:55 PM PDT by elpinta (Change: check. Hope: not so much.)
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To: Tzimisce

We should send him all sorts of stuff about Glenn.

Better, someone should set up an “i hate glenn” web site, and put a bunch of obviously stupid and false things on it. Then send it to Keith, and see if we can trick him into putting it on the air.


6 posted on 09/06/2009 8:31:30 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: counterpunch

I just sent this email to Krazy Keith:

Dear Mr. Olbermann: Here some information on Glen Beck you can use. He gets three times the audience you do in a non-prime time hour.

Good-bye and Good luck,

Patrick


7 posted on 09/06/2009 8:31:50 PM PDT by Patrick1 (I'm not calling in sick; I'm calling in gone!)
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To: Tzimisce

Pat - Can I have a ‘C’?

Oligar(c)hy


8 posted on 09/06/2009 8:31:51 PM PDT by uptoolate (Tea Party Express - "Returning Freedom and Liberty Back To Its Rightful Owners")
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To: Tzimisce
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9 posted on 09/06/2009 8:32:08 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
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To: Tzimisce

This has the odour of O’Really’s lengthy crusade to defame Rush and will be a failure jes lak Billy boy’s try.


10 posted on 09/06/2009 8:32:34 PM PDT by Rembrandt
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Very tempting and fun idea, but these idiots self-destruct just fine!


11 posted on 09/06/2009 8:32:45 PM PDT by elpinta (Change: check. Hope: not so much.)
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To: Tzimisce

Beck gave himself a concussion trying to jump on a subway and was accused of having a small wiener by a groupie... oh wait, that was Olberman.


12 posted on 09/06/2009 8:33:00 PM PDT by OCC
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To: Tzimisce

Oh know I hope Beck has some brush guards for his pants. Olberdum is going to hump his leg!


13 posted on 09/06/2009 8:35:04 PM PDT by linn37 ( "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Tzimisce

14 posted on 09/06/2009 8:35:05 PM PDT by uptoolate (Tea Party Express - "Returning Freedom and Liberty Back To Its Rightful Owners")
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To: Tzimisce

This makes a lot of sense.

A talk-radio and TV host does the investigative work the privileged MSM is supposed to be doing, cracks the story, forces action.

And the MSM wants to go after...not the leftists who lied and appointed anti-American radicals, but the guy who broke the story.

I’m so sick of this shi7.


15 posted on 09/06/2009 8:35:33 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Impeach President Bernanke.)
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To: Tzimisce; SortaBichy
This is from DailyKos and FreeRepublic won't let me post the link.

Jim needs to man up and let 'er rip........these Freepathons need to show some results.

Time to flip off the attorneys and "copywright clowns".

16 posted on 09/06/2009 8:35:35 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
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To: Tzimisce; Admin Moderator
THIS WAS POSTED AT 3PM SUNDAY ALREADY... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2333468/posts
17 posted on 09/06/2009 8:37:58 PM PDT by montag813
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To: Tzimisce

Didn’t see that coming! /s


18 posted on 09/06/2009 8:38:00 PM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (“Cap and Trade bill tells us how to live.. Health Care bill tells us how to die.” Bauer and Rose)
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To: Tzimisce

Keith Olberman....TV’s tiniest penis.


19 posted on 09/06/2009 8:38:26 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Love my country. Hate my government./Van Jones is an asshole. He said so himself.)
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To: clintonh8r

Except for Rachel Maddow’s.


20 posted on 09/06/2009 8:38:54 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Love my country. Hate my government./Van Jones is an asshole. He said so himself.)
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To: Patrick1

Honestly, I can’t understand why NBC keeps 0lbermann around.
The guy is an embarrassment to their storied network.
Every night he enviously yaps and nips at the heels of Fox News, which only turns a glaring spotlight on the fact that MSNBC gets pwnd daily by their competitors.

Sour grapes and sniping isn’t going to return the once great NBC network to its past glory.


21 posted on 09/06/2009 8:39:19 PM PDT by counterpunch (In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe

That’s because they are just as radical as Jones.. They protect their own.


22 posted on 09/06/2009 8:39:54 PM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (“Cap and Trade bill tells us how to live.. Health Care bill tells us how to die.” Bauer and Rose)
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To: Tzimisce

Glenn Beck once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.


23 posted on 09/06/2009 8:39:58 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (No health care reform without TORT reform!)
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To: Tzimisce
“I don't know why I've got this phrasing in my head,” said Keith.

Because you're a jealous nutwad? First it's Bill O'Reilly, now Glenn Beck?

24 posted on 09/06/2009 8:40:12 PM PDT by Rocko (Alinsky, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!)
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To: montag813
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1611173/posts?page=48#48
25 posted on 09/06/2009 8:40:28 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
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To: montag813

Thank you for volunteering for site-nanny duty...in all caps, yet.


26 posted on 09/06/2009 8:40:33 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Love my country. Hate my government./Van Jones is an asshole. He said so himself.)
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To: Tzimisce

LMAOROFL!!! And the DUmmies STILL have the vid at the top of ‘Frank-IN’ drawing a damned map! LOL!


27 posted on 09/06/2009 8:43:33 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. ~ George Orwell)
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To: Tzimisce
When Glenn Beck calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Glenn Beck once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Glenn Beck likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Glenn Beck has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Glenn Beck was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Glenn Beck can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Glenn Beck-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Glenn Beck falls in water, Glenn Beck doesn't get wet. Water gets Glenn Beck.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GBRhK (Glenn Beck Roundhouse Kick)

Glenn Beck’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Glenn Beck? ...All of it.

Glenn Beck doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Glenn Beck, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Glenn Beck CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Glenn Beck roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Glenn Beck can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Glenn Beck has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Glenn Beck is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Glenn Beck roundhouse kick.

Glenn Beck invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of "Glenn Beck" was aired in France, the French surrendered to Glenn Beck just to be on the safe side.

While urinating, Glenn Beck is easily capable of welding titanium.

Glenn Beck once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

When Glenn Beck talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Glenn Beck kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Glenn Beck to go around.

Glenn Beck doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Glenn Beck is Glenn Beck.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Glenn Beck, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Glenn Beck always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Glenn Beck" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Glenn Beck invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Glenn Beck, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Glenn Beck has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green

4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Glenn Beck randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Glenn Beck.

Glenn Beck doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Glenn Beck throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Glenn Beck Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Glenn Beck has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Glenn Beck grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Glenn Beck"

Glenn Beck ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Glenn Beck and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Glenn Beck getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Glenn Beck can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Glenn Beck invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Glenn Beck doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Glenn Beck. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Glenn Beck 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Glenn Beck will find you and kill you.

Glenn Beck has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Glenn Beck Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Glenn Beck lives in Oklahoma.

Glenn Beck doesn't believe in Germany.

When Glenn Beck is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Glenn Beck once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Glenn Beck to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Glenn Beck can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Glenn Beck came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Glenn Beck played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Glenn Beck smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
28 posted on 09/06/2009 8:44:15 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (No health care reform without TORT reform!)
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To: Tzimisce
Psst...I heard Glenn Beck is an alcoholic AND A MORMON!
29 posted on 09/06/2009 8:44:23 PM PDT by BufordP ("I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market ..." --George "Hoover" Bush)
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To: Tzimisce

News flash: GLENN BECK DIDN’T FIRE VAN JONES!

Glenn Beck is not a government official.

Van Jones was fired by the Obama administration.

He was fired because almost everything out of Van Jones’s mouth was an instant Republican attack ad for next year’s elections.

The pressure on the administration came not from Glenn Beck, but from Democrats in Congress, who have to run next year.

But it’s easier to scream rage at Glenn Beck than to publicly admit the administration made an immense error in appointing this clown.


30 posted on 09/06/2009 8:44:23 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr House)
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To: CharlesWayneCT

I wonder how many people will send him the fake Glenn Beck rape accusation from 1990 — turns out it was a doctored doc based on the duke rape case.... I’ve already had some libs through it out as gospel...


31 posted on 09/06/2009 8:45:17 PM PDT by Bryher1 (http://nhs77.blogspot.com/)
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To: clintonh8r

The biggest penis would be Rachal Maddow


32 posted on 09/06/2009 8:45:35 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom ;))
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To: clintonh8r

How, er, did that come to light?


33 posted on 09/06/2009 8:46:30 PM PDT by Technical Editor
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To: montag813

Oh Bite me


34 posted on 09/06/2009 8:46:39 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom ;))
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To: Tzimisce

Send him everything? Maybe we should treat this as another flag@whitehouse.gov and start sending MSNBC stuff from our Democratic representatives, from the Prez, from the liberal newspapers . . you know, just the normal “I love Barry” stuff. Fill up their inboxes and make them take time to read it all.


35 posted on 09/06/2009 8:48:36 PM PDT by BAW (NO, NO, a trillion times NO.)
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To: denydenydeny

He wasn’t fired; he resigned.


36 posted on 09/06/2009 8:49:29 PM PDT by Technical Editor
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To: BAW

Nah, have already changed my mind. Sneding him junk mail might make him think he has viewers. Better to remain silent.


37 posted on 09/06/2009 8:50:17 PM PDT by BAW (NO, NO, a trillion times NO.)
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To: Tzimisce

I think we should send him the daily ratings that show Beck kicks his @ss even though he has a prime time slot and Beck doesnt.

That’s about Beck, isnt it?


38 posted on 09/06/2009 8:51:55 PM PDT by freespirited (Liberals are only liberal about sex & drugs. Otherwise, they want to control your life. --DHorowitz)
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To: Tzimisce

You know, slimy liberal pukes probably shouldn’t get into a war of morals with conservatives. Why don’t we put out a call for any leads on Olberman’s failings???


39 posted on 09/06/2009 8:52:41 PM PDT by politicalmerc (If Birthers are so silly, then why not show the BC and put them to shame?)
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To: Tzimisce
Send Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck

Here's one thing...


40 posted on 09/06/2009 8:53:06 PM PDT by South40 (Islam has a long tradition of tolerance, ~Hussein Obama, June 4, 2009, Cairo, Egypt)
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To: Tzimisce

Send me everything you can find on KO

... although all of it is undoubtedly crass, gross, and disgusting , just like he is.


41 posted on 09/06/2009 8:53:36 PM PDT by DontTreadOnMe2009 (So stop treading on me already!)
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To: Tzimisce

I’ve got to admit that Olbermann’s piece on Beck not being able to spell “oligarchy” was pretty funny.


42 posted on 09/06/2009 8:56:07 PM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Superman wears Glenn Beck pajamas.


43 posted on 09/06/2009 8:58:22 PM PDT by nutmeg (Obamunism is destroying America)
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To: Patrick1
Dear Mr. Olbermann: Here some information on Glen Beck you can use. He gets three times the audience you do in a non-prime time hour.

Love it!

44 posted on 09/06/2009 8:58:52 PM PDT by nutmeg (Obamunism is destroying America)
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To: politicalmerc
Why don’t we put out a call for any leads on Olberman’s failings???

Because liberals wear them as a badge of honor. It's that double standard thing.

45 posted on 09/06/2009 8:58:59 PM PDT by South40 (Islam has a long tradition of tolerance, ~Hussein Obama, June 4, 2009, Cairo, Egypt)
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To: Patrick1

ROFLMTO....it doesn’t matter what MSNBC could find on Glenn Beck, because he isn’t in politics or government...he is a comedian entertainer, and doesn’t even claim to be a journalist. He isn’t Sarah Palin, who was a governor, nor does he hold an elected office. Sooooo they are beating a dead horse, because Glenn is like Letterman, and has his own show by contract.
We should all write MSNBC and tell them how wonderful Glenn Beck is, and that the dried up ‘no talent’ journalism on their channel needs to be replaced.


46 posted on 09/06/2009 8:59:54 PM PDT by Kackikat (There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
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To: Technical Editor
How, er, did that come to light?

Rumors from his old girlfriends.

But to be fair, we can only be certain his brain is tiny.

47 posted on 09/06/2009 8:59:56 PM PDT by Rocko (Alinsky, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!)
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To: Tzimisce
Let us pray this for all American Patriots and for Rush, Glen Beck...
Glen Beck ? ...
I pray this for you, and I pray that God will protect you and cause all the plans and schemes fall back on the wicked, vile, racist, Communist, Marxist,God hating MSM, anti American crack smoking leftist, baby killing blood suckers.

( Psalm 3 (King James Version)


Psalm 3

1. Lord, how are they increased that trouble me! many are they that rise up against me.

2. Many there be which say of my soul, There is no help for him in God. Selah.

3. But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.

4. I cried unto the LORD with my voice, and he heard me out of his holy hill. Selah.

5. I laid me down and slept; I awaked; for the LORD sustained me.

6. I will not be afraid of ten thousands of people, that have set themselves against me round about.

7. Arise, O LORD; save me, O my God: for thou hast smitten all mine enemies upon the cheek bone; thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly.

8. Salvation belongeth unto the LORD: thy blessing is upon thy people. Selah. )


48 posted on 09/06/2009 9:03:17 PM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: uptoolate

Keith Olberman ? ..... WHY SO DEMONIC ?


49 posted on 09/06/2009 9:04:10 PM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: Tzimisce
Since Keith Olbermann has thrown down the gauntlet shall we take him up on the battle and look into his sordid dealings?
50 posted on 09/06/2009 9:04:32 PM PDT by Doc91678 (Doc91678)
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