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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Sloth
No, no, no, no... Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like naming someone the victor on “Iron Chef” after they correctly prepare Hamburger Helper according to the box directions show up to the kitchen carrying a box of Hamburger Helper (but no Hamburger).
201 posted on 10/09/2009 7:39:23 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Sending the space shuttle to the moon for a load of cheese.


202 posted on 10/09/2009 7:40:15 AM PDT by crazyshrink (Barack Hussein Obama...... "The Rush to Communism")
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding Vidkun Quisling the Congresional Medal of Honor. Oh the irony.


203 posted on 10/09/2009 7:40:36 AM PDT by RC one
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To: Lazamataz
. . . conferring a Juris Doctor Honoris Causa degree upon Obama at Notre Dame.
204 posted on 10/09/2009 7:40:50 AM PDT by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... naming a 5-year-old “businessman of the year” for one afternoon running a lemonade stand.


205 posted on 10/09/2009 7:42:00 AM PDT by kevkrom (Obama's Waterloo: a "hockey mom" with a laptop and a Facebook account)
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To: crazyshrink

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE:

Iran, which sits on huge unexploited natural gas fields that could inexpensively generate power for 100 years, seeking to generate electricity with nuclear energy.


206 posted on 10/09/2009 7:42:42 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Lazamataz

Correction: AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....posthumously awarding Vidkun Quisling the Deltagermedaljen (WW2 participation medal).


207 posted on 10/09/2009 7:43:32 AM PDT by RC one
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding a Rookie the NFL’s MVP before the season starts.


208 posted on 10/09/2009 7:47:14 AM PDT by Be_Politically_Erect (All Along The Watchtower.)
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To: RC one

Unfortunately, RC one already entered that entry.


209 posted on 10/09/2009 7:48:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... putting an elevator in an outhouse.


210 posted on 10/09/2009 7:48:14 AM PDT by rintense (Senior Marketing / IT / UX architect unemployed and looking for work. Freepmail me if you have leads)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Nice!


211 posted on 10/09/2009 7:48:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

... like naming a president after a guy’s horse...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buraq


212 posted on 10/09/2009 7:49:09 AM PDT by wayne_b24 (every day in the Light is a good day ... John 8:12 & 14:6; Psalm 119:105; Joshua 24:15)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

awarding Whoopi Goldberg a “Missed Congeniality” award.


213 posted on 10/09/2009 7:49:37 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks — I liked my 171 better. All real fake honors to liberals.


214 posted on 10/09/2009 7:51:10 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: RummyChick
Or nobel for literature...


215 posted on 10/09/2009 7:52:22 AM PDT by domeika
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
 
his non-support for our troops makes him a winner?
 
or a whiner?

216 posted on 10/09/2009 7:55:57 AM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: kevkrom

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE ... awarding the title “Miss Universe” to Helen Thomas

or “Conservative of the Year” to William Ayers.


217 posted on 10/09/2009 7:56:11 AM PDT by b_C37
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To: Lazamataz

“.... is like...

being the Beta Male version of Miss Congeniality.”


218 posted on 10/09/2009 7:57:59 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Mmm, mmm, mmm.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... living in a a warm apartment you don't have to pay rent on, eating food you don't have to buy, driving a vehicle that was given to you, and once a month getting a check for smokes and booze, while simultaneously complaining about how terrible your country is.
219 posted on 10/09/2009 7:58:40 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: Lazamataz

Flushing the toilet because you are constipated...


220 posted on 10/09/2009 7:58:42 AM PDT by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias...!!)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Michelle's boob belts becoming this Holiday 'must buy'...

221 posted on 10/09/2009 8:00:08 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen ("All that's necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.")
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

“Miss Comgentiality” LOL! I give you the prize!

He got the “I’m NOT Bush Award”!


222 posted on 10/09/2009 8:00:29 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lazamataz

.......choosing Helen Thomas Playmate of the Year.


223 posted on 10/09/2009 8:02:17 AM PDT by S.O.S121.500 (That Kenyan bastard is not my president. ENFORCE the Bill of Rights.)
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To: S.O.S121.500

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!


224 posted on 10/09/2009 8:03:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

...awarding 2009 NFC ROOKIE OF THE YEAR honors to Rudy Carpenter, practice squad QB of the Dallas Cowboys. TODAY!


225 posted on 10/09/2009 8:07:24 AM PDT by Zman516 (socialists & muslims -- satan's useful idiots.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... Laz awarding me the first prize for his contest this late in the thread...


226 posted on 10/09/2009 8:07:30 AM PDT by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz

is like awarding a Junior Senator the presidency for voting present


227 posted on 10/09/2009 8:07:49 AM PDT by vwbug
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To: laker_dad

YOU WIN!!!!!


228 posted on 10/09/2009 8:08:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: dblshot

You win.......LOL


229 posted on 10/09/2009 8:08:43 AM PDT by Lucretia Borgia (Never bring a knife to a gun battle. Never bring a community organizer to lead your army.)
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To: Lazamataz
"Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."

Putting Michelle at the top of the best-dressed list.
230 posted on 10/09/2009 8:09:08 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: vwbug; Lazmataz

LOL...(snort)...

Glenn Beck just said its ‘his participation award.’


231 posted on 10/09/2009 8:09:47 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Mmm, mmm, mmm.)
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To: dangus

LOL!


232 posted on 10/09/2009 8:14:56 AM PDT by paws_and_whiskers (Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed. Prov. 12:19)
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To: Lazamataz
"Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."

"...electing him president of the United States."
233 posted on 10/09/2009 8:16:02 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....

giving Helen Thomas the Miss America Crown.


234 posted on 10/09/2009 8:18:52 AM PDT by Birch Barlow (The nine most terrifying words in English are, I'm from the govt and I'm here to help you.-Reagan)
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To: Lazamataz
YOU WIN!!!!!

Just wanted to see that posted one more time... Actually, just basking in your genius is reward enough for me...

235 posted on 10/09/2009 8:19:55 AM PDT by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz
LOLROFLMAO!!!!!!

Obama awarded the 2009 Nobel Prize for Fail.

Cheers!

236 posted on 10/09/2009 8:23:25 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Electing a foreign national president of the United States.


237 posted on 10/09/2009 8:35:04 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead. Bonus tag line: FAIL 246, Obama 0)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...the Michelin Guide awarding 3 stars to your local Burger King.


238 posted on 10/09/2009 8:35:09 AM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Will the new government healthcare plan cover Obama fatigue?)
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To: Tennessee Nana; AuntB; TADSLOS; raybbr; Kimberly GG

BARACK OBAMA AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE b/c he designed a healthcare plan that kills off granny, and gives all her health and SS benefits to illegal aliens.


239 posted on 10/09/2009 8:45:02 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Crowning Helen Thomas as Miss Universe.
240 posted on 10/09/2009 8:45:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....Lazz giving us all the “you win” prize whether we posted anything or not...;’}


241 posted on 10/09/2009 8:47:32 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... trying to use the hairdryer in the shower, in clear violation of the labeling.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... scratching your foot when your head itches

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... running around with an open mason jar, trying to catch some hope because Obama has taken your last dime


242 posted on 10/09/2009 8:48:34 AM PDT by delphirogatio (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness)
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To: Lazamataz

being promoted to General for graduating from 1st phase of boot camp.


243 posted on 10/09/2009 8:50:27 AM PDT by Perfesser
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To: Lazamataz

. . . like awarding Hanoi Jane the prize for patriotislm

. . . like awarding satan’s chief demon the Mother Theresa prize for compassion

. . . Lloyd Bridges the award for mountain climbing.

. . . a sea slug an award as the brightest MENSA member.


244 posted on 10/09/2009 8:51:09 AM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: rockrr

YOU WIN!!!!


245 posted on 10/09/2009 8:56:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Birch Barlow; b_C37; S.O.S121.500; Lazamataz

Well, I didn’t see HT mentioned on the first 20 or so, and there are four mentions on this page. See #240


246 posted on 10/09/2009 8:59:23 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

YOU WIN!


247 posted on 10/09/2009 9:00:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Liz

Plus, if ya aint quite Granny’s age, Barry will give your organs to wise illegall aliens...

After all ya dont need them, ya greedy capitalist...

You’ve had them there organs to yaself too long...

Share wont ya already...

if ya wont we’ll make ya...

We’s the world...


248 posted on 10/09/2009 9:05:25 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Lazamataz

Is like giving a Nobel Prize to Gov Blagojevich for sound government.


249 posted on 10/09/2009 9:14:57 AM PDT by Titus-Maximus (Light from Light)
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To: Moonlighter

good one


250 posted on 10/09/2009 9:17:48 AM PDT by Titus-Maximus (Light from Light)
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