Obama Deposes Borg Queen, Assumes Control of Collective
Skip to comments.MASTER THREAD: All of the Awards Won by Obama (Nobel, MVP, etc.)
Posted on 10/09/2009 11:23:15 AM PDT by doug from upland
Okay, instead of in Breaking News, have your fun on this thread. Pictures might be a nice touch.
Nobel, MVP, Survivor, Dancing with the Stars, etc. Bring them all here for a fun thread.
What? He didn’t win the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes yet? Maybe he can take over for Ed McMahon (rip).
The one most apt.....”The Apprentice”.
And this years award for Freeper of the Year goes to... [opening envelope]... Barrack Hussein 0bama.
Iron Chef, 2010-Infinity
That horse left the barn. LOL
President of the United States of the World
Even with all these awards, he still couldn’t beat the only man to count to infinity TWICE, Chuck Norris. At ANYTHING!
Thanks mods for the latitude. The troops needed to blow off some steam. This was a GREAT day of catharsis.
News Flash: Vienna, Budapest, Prague
With the crowning of POTUS Obama as His Imperial Majesty Holy Roman Emperor Obama I the goverments of Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, and Slovakia announced they will immediately dissolve their governments and join a re-constituted Austro-Hungarian Empire with Obama I holding the titles of Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary and Bohemia. In a joint press release the now defunct governments announced a new era of Hope and Change with Obama I on the throne. Her Imperial Majesty Michelle in the name of the Emperor and King issued a decree ordering the arrest and execution of all the living descendents of the Hapsburg dynasty.
Obama becomes King of Vanities, unseating TLBSHOW.
My 3 favs:
Carla Bruni Leaves Sarkozy for Obama!
Obama becomes the second student in Starfleet Academys history to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test!!
Obama named The Fifth Element!
Bad news for Cardinal Schorenborn.
CERN announced under the leadership of lead physicist B.H. Obama experiments using the Large Hadron Accelerator have discovered the Higgs Boson, more famously known as the God Particle. CERN has decided the discovered particle will be rename the Obama Boson.
Here’s a few I snatched from Breaking News earlier:
FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)
BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award
Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)
BREAKING: Obama wins “Survivor” reality show!
BREAKING! obama wins “American Idol”
BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!
Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010
Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!
Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause
BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!
You forgot Knighthood from Queen Elizabeth.
Obama credited with the invention of the wheel, the written word, a better mouse trap, and sliced bread.
BREAKING NEWS......OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING O CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) Obama has great chemistry Nobel Committee says
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trends Car of the Year!
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce Man of the Year Award Recipient
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA given Willy Wonka Golden Ticketand the factory!!
Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: A little warm...
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING - Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show...says hes pooped.
BREAKING. . .Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinichs wife at same time, wife doesnt care!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Origional Sense of Humor
BREAKING: Obama wins Little Miss Perfect beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins Dancing with the Stars
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
ITS OFFICIAL- OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is Smarter than a Fifth Grader
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
BREAKING! PRESIDENT OBAMA DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP!
Obama becomes FR member!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama Declared Fifth Element
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize - Dare Obama To Deploy Troops Now
I’ve started copying them to a Word document:
Obama wins NASCAR:
Obama wins St Louis Rams:
Barack Obama wins first argument ever:
Obama for the Heisman:
Obama was the fifth Beatle:
Obama swims the English Channel, lengthwise
Obama awarded the presidents Cup;
Obama crowned Miss America:
Obama awarded honorary birth certificate:
Obaama wins the BCS and all other bowl games to be played over the next four years:
Obama to be the new Jack Bauer on 24
Planets align, ushering in age of Obamius:
This month to be renamed Baraktober:
Obama singlehandedly wins Wimbledon doubles:
From the Wacky World News:
OBAMA 1st PRESIDENT ON THE MOON -- SECRET NASA LCROSS MISSION REVEALED!
Nobel Prize Award a Diversion, Look-alike Accepts Award in Place of President
(Lack of plume explained by no collision, controlled landing as Obama blends in with lunar shadows)
Obama Deposes Borg Queen, Assumes Control of Collective
OBAMA AWARDED 2010 TOUR DE FRANCE
Obama Wins PBA Championship!
Uhbamuh ends Undertaker’s Wrestlemania Streak!!!!
All your Nobel are belong to us.
Breaking! OCT 9 NOW DECLARED OBAMA DAY
ACORN officials decline to comment, except to say 'Vi vant, m**********r!"
As long as you don't say BO created the Internet, you are fine.
Turn on the Tournament of Roses Parade this coming New Years, and it probably won’t be a great surprise to see who has shattered the glass window and is the Queen, riding along on his float.
My 18 consecutive holes in one thread got pulled. Dear Leader was not pleased with his record of 5 holes in one and a 38 round score broken.
OBAMA BEATS MICHAEL PHELPS IN SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN! (PHELPS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. PRESUMED LOST.)
Obama Swims Yangtze
you’re bringing me back down !! :-(
Obama wins 2012 Republican primary, faces only himself:
Obama replaces Washington as the father of our country:
Obama wins World Series of dice:
Obama wins Burger King crown:
Obama named Grand Imperial Poobah, nominated by Fred Flintstone:
Obama named Medal of Honor:
Muslims replace Mohammed with Obama as the last prophet:
Obama named high commissioner of Louis Farrakhans mother ship:
Obama outruns Usain Bolt, defeats Tiger Woods, wins soap box derby, breaks for lunch; afternoon schedule devoted to finding Atlantis, the Lost Tribes of Israel and inventing a perpetual motion machine:
BREAKING: “All shovel-ready projects have been put on hold. All TARP resources will now be put into building a tabernacle for His Honor, Majesty, Most High Barack I. Government agents are now scouting an appropriate mountaintop on which to build the temple to the oracle.”
I hope Obama’s thugs are scanning FR today.
New one - After Stunning Victory, Nobel Peace Prize To Be Renamed Simply “Obama”.
CHUCK NORRIS ANNOUNCES THAT HE’S AFRAID TO FIGHT OBAMA!
Headline: Obama wins game of Connect Four in 3 moves!
It's a major award.