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To: luvbach1
In what is the height of irony, the more you look like Islamic terrorists the less likely you are to be challenged at the White House.

There's about 10 minutes of Saturday Night Live right there. Just have a succession of folks more obviously terrorist than the last, and the security gets laxer and laxer as they shuffle through. Show them beating up an elderly white woman in a wheelchair at the head of the line, first thing. The have Osama bin Laden and a donkey with a ton of explosives strapped to it just waltz through, yucking it up with the guards at the end of the skit.

"Whatcha got there, chief?" says a uniformed guard.

"Main course!" roars Osama as he passes through.

"Say howdy-do to the President! Ah-ha-ha!"

48 posted on 11/26/2009 1:55:12 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

HOMELAND SECURITY needs to reward this couple for SHOWING them where there breaches and flaws are...they need to get some stimulus money.


67 posted on 11/26/2009 11:26:03 AM PST by rovenstinez
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To: BradyLS

In your post 48, great SNL skit concept.


77 posted on 11/27/2009 6:01:51 AM PST by luvbach1 (Worse than we could have imagined.)
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