There's about 10 minutes of Saturday Night Live right there. Just have a succession of folks more obviously terrorist than the last, and the security gets laxer and laxer as they shuffle through. Show them beating up an elderly white woman in a wheelchair at the head of the line, first thing. The have Osama bin Laden and a donkey with a ton of explosives strapped to it just waltz through, yucking it up with the guards at the end of the skit.
"Whatcha got there, chief?" says a uniformed guard.
"Main course!" roars Osama as he passes through.
"Say howdy-do to the President! Ah-ha-ha!"
HOMELAND SECURITY needs to reward this couple for SHOWING them where there breaches and flaws are...they need to get some stimulus money.
In your post 48, great SNL skit concept.