Swiss apple is key to Michelle Obama's youthful looks

Telegraph (UK) ^ | 30 Nov 2009 | Alexandra Williams

[Mount Athos]

According to the US edition of Vogue, the First Lady buys a £215 serum which uses an extract from the stem cells of the Uttwiler Spätlauber apple.

The variety stays fresh for up to four months after being harvested, long after other varieties have become wrinkled.

Used in creams and serums, stem cells from the fruit are said to stimulate human skin stem cells, thereby protecting skin cell regeneration and delaying the onset of wrinkles.

It is being hailed in the cosmetic world as an exciting anti-ageing breakthrough and has been snapped up by around 100 beauty firms in Europe, Asia, and the United States, including Lancôme and Chantecaille.

[Mount Athos]

I just know you all will be so happy to read this kind of story

[manc]

o yea she's a great looker her.

ARF

What does she use to get that big arse bigger and have more cellulite

[Tax-chick]

Hysterical! If she’s truly paying that kind of money, I give the marketing firm a round of applause. Out here in the real world, I’d give the credit for Michelle’s skin to natural melanin, an indoor lifestyle, and fairly good makeup application.

[Doogle]

Chewie’s ugly to the core

[ltc8k6]

To paraphrase Dirty Harry:

“Your skin cream ain’t makin’ it.”

[manonCANAL]

You can’t fix ugly

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

My thoughts exactly.

If she retains any youth, it is due to the Hollywood ritual of self-worship and is allowable by an entirely leisurely lifestyle free of the worries common to most of us.

All paid for with the shaking, angry fist of the “Race-baiting” industry capitalized by the Jacksons and Sharptons.

[maggief]

Guess they haven’t developed a thigh cream.

[nmh]

Youthful?

Nah.

Just plain UGLY - inside and out.

[stephenjohnbanker]

A face full of hate trumps international beauty potions ;-)

[nmh]

She’s one hell of ROTTEN APPLE - right to the CORE.

[1raider1]

How about a round of applesauce.

[niteowl77]

"Let them eat cake.
Oh! And allow them to smear £215 serum on their pale, flabby arms, too."

Mr. niteowl77

[sodpoodle]

*At present there are only 20 Uttwiller Spätlauber trees in Switzerland. They belong to ProSpecieRara, a foundation aiming to preserve traditional breeds of animals and plants in Switzerland.*

Save the endangered apple trees! Crushed acorns would work!
There are too many acorns in the world sitting around doing nothing - find them a purpose!

[maggief]

[concerned about politics]

I think she looks like a large butted man in drag. She/he has an hour glass figure with all the sand at the bottom.
Apples aren't going to fix that.

[GnuHere]

First of all, who has deemed that Moose-chelle looks “youthful”? Seems to me she looks her age - unless one is a media suck-up. Then she is beautiful, stylish, youthful and SO all that.

[Doogle]

Guess they haven’t developed a thigh cream.

..yes they have, it's called butter, Oh, you meant reducer

[bikerman]

my eyes my eyes, she is a wolf date for sure.

[GnuHere]

OH! Sophia Loren! *NOW* I know whom the FLOTUS always reminds me of. It was on the tip of my tongue, right before I barfed.

[Natural Born 54]

“A recent anatomical anomaly reveals Michelle Obama is standing too close to her lips and too far away from away her a$$.” (comedy writer Norm Leibman)

[manonCANAL]

Has anyone ever seen the color of her gums? That’s a southern thing, I think.

[RowdyFFC]

More like eye of newt, leg of spider whipped up by some voo doo queen...

[Slump Tester]

She should tell her fellow Sasquatches about it.

[gunnyg]

Ya gotta be xXXXing me!

No apple never did that to nobody!

Not since Eden, at least!

[CPOSharky]

Youthful ugly isn’t any better than old ugly.

[avital2]

if she’s paying that kind of money, she should check out Isomers which makes this available much more cheaply. she’s a sucker........

[Fresh Wind]

[maggief]

Uncanny! ;)

[dforest]

She must use Pumpkin juice on that massive derriere of hers.

[SERKIT]

Just standing on the back porch.

[RU88]

Just imagine what she’d look like without the expensive creams and serums!

[SERKIT]

Arms.

[maggief]

[Fresh Wind]

Yikes!!

[1_Rain_Drop]

Apples are killed for mooshelle? horrors!!

She looks downright creepy in this photo, I almost did not recognize her. Her color is off, grey almost green tinge. Greasy hair, frozen wide open eyes as if she had a botox treatment. I do see wrinkles around her eyes. What's the deal with the vertical smears down her cheeks?

Oh and the "poke" a dot outfit must have been a winner LOL

[Fresh Wind]

[wolfcreek]

“It’s not what you look like on the outside* applies here.

[proud American in Canada]

LOL!

[Jess Kitting]

Just imagine what she’d look like without the expensive creams and serums!

[hal ogen]

An unfortunate (and often not mentioned) side-effect of this apple extract is that you hate America and Whitey.

[spectre]

Oprahs influence and connections have done wonders for MO.

sw

[1_Rain_Drop]

"No apple never did that to nobody! Not since Eden, at least!"

Interesting. Eating an "apple" is what brought on wrinkles when the original couple was cast out. Now Moo has found her fountain of youth through apples. interesting.

Will history repeat itself? will Moo et al be cast out of the white hut?

Stay tunned..........

[Pistolshot]

She looks pretty good from space.

That's about as close as I'd get.

[Mount Athos]

[norwaypinesavage]

This story is from The Onion, right?

[wolfcreek]

Indeed!

[calex59]

Actually she should look young, she is young. Mid 40s is not old. However, if she can find some type of beauty creme that works she should try that!

Just one more example of how she and Bozo spend money on BS while telling the little people we have to cut back and give our money to the government.

[Mount Athos]

maggie! haha

[reagan_fanatic]