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Swiss apple is key to Michelle Obama's youthful looks
Telegraph (UK) ^ | 30 Nov 2009 | Alexandra Williams

Posted on 11/30/2009 4:32:02 AM PST by Mount Athos

According to the US edition of Vogue, the First Lady buys a £215 serum which uses an extract from the stem cells of the Uttwiler Spätlauber apple.

The variety stays fresh for up to four months after being harvested, long after other varieties have become wrinkled.

Used in creams and serums, stem cells from the fruit are said to stimulate human skin stem cells, thereby protecting skin cell regeneration and delaying the onset of wrinkles.

It is being hailed in the cosmetic world as an exciting anti-ageing breakthrough and has been snapped up by around 100 beauty firms in Europe, Asia, and the United States, including Lancôme and Chantecaille.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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1 posted on 11/30/2009 4:32:03 AM PST by Mount Athos
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To: Mount Athos
o yea she's a great looker her.

ARF

What does she use to get that big arse bigger and have more cellulite

2 posted on 11/30/2009 4:34:42 AM PST by manc (Marriage is between a man and a woman, end of. -end racism end affirmative action)
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To: Mount Athos

Hysterical! If she’s truly paying that kind of money, I give the marketing firm a round of applause. Out here in the real world, I’d give the credit for Michelle’s skin to natural melanin, an indoor lifestyle, and fairly good makeup application.


3 posted on 11/30/2009 4:34:52 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't worry - the king cobra will save you!)
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To: Mount Athos
Chewie’s ugly to the core
4 posted on 11/30/2009 4:36:09 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Tax-chick

To paraphrase Dirty Harry:

“Your skin cream ain’t makin’ it.”


5 posted on 11/30/2009 4:37:11 AM PST by ltc8k6
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To: Tax-chick

You can’t fix ugly


6 posted on 11/30/2009 4:37:30 AM PST by manonCANAL
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To: Tax-chick

My thoughts exactly.

If she retains any youth, it is due to the Hollywood ritual of self-worship and is allowable by an entirely leisurely lifestyle free of the worries common to most of us.

All paid for with the shaking, angry fist of the “Race-baiting” industry capitalized by the Jacksons and Sharptons.


7 posted on 11/30/2009 4:37:31 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: Mount Athos

Guess they haven’t developed a thigh cream.


8 posted on 11/30/2009 4:38:16 AM PST by maggief
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To: Mount Athos

Youthful?

Nah.

Just plain UGLY - inside and out.


9 posted on 11/30/2009 4:38:36 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: manonCANAL

A face full of hate trumps international beauty potions ;-)


10 posted on 11/30/2009 4:40:01 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
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To: Mount Athos

She’s one hell of ROTTEN APPLE - right to the CORE.


11 posted on 11/30/2009 4:40:13 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Tax-chick

How about a round of applesauce.


12 posted on 11/30/2009 4:42:15 AM PST by 1raider1
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To: Mount Athos
"Let them eat cake.
Oh! And allow them to smear £215 serum on their pale, flabby arms, too."

Mr. niteowl77

13 posted on 11/30/2009 4:43:31 AM PST by niteowl77 (You wanted him, and now you have got him. I say, "Good day to you," America.)
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To: Mount Athos

*At present there are only 20 Uttwiller Spätlauber trees in Switzerland. They belong to ProSpecieRara, a foundation aiming to preserve traditional breeds of animals and plants in Switzerland.*

Save the endangered apple trees! Crushed acorns would work!
There are too many acorns in the world sitting around doing nothing - find them a purpose!


14 posted on 11/30/2009 4:43:47 AM PST by sodpoodle (Stop wasting our wealth and start telling the truth.)
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15 posted on 11/30/2009 4:44:15 AM PST by maggief
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To: Mount Athos
I think she looks like a large butted man in drag. She/he has an hour glass figure with all the sand at the bottom.
Apples aren't going to fix that.
16 posted on 11/30/2009 4:44:57 AM PST by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: Mount Athos

First of all, who has deemed that Moose-chelle looks “youthful”? Seems to me she looks her age - unless one is a media suck-up. Then she is beautiful, stylish, youthful and SO all that.


17 posted on 11/30/2009 4:45:19 AM PST by GnuHere
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To: maggief
Guess they haven’t developed a thigh cream.

..yes they have, it's called butter, Oh, you meant reducer

18 posted on 11/30/2009 4:45:47 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Mount Athos

my eyes my eyes, she is a wolf date for sure.


19 posted on 11/30/2009 4:47:02 AM PST by bikerman (Buck Farack)
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To: maggief

OH! Sophia Loren! *NOW* I know whom the FLOTUS always reminds me of. It was on the tip of my tongue, right before I barfed.


20 posted on 11/30/2009 4:49:36 AM PST by GnuHere
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To: Mount Athos

“A recent anatomical anomaly reveals Michelle Obama is standing too close to her lips and too far away from away her a$$.” (comedy writer Norm Leibman)


21 posted on 11/30/2009 4:50:40 AM PST by Natural Born 54
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To: Doogle

Has anyone ever seen the color of her gums? That’s a southern thing, I think.


22 posted on 11/30/2009 4:50:43 AM PST by manonCANAL
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To: Mount Athos

More like eye of newt, leg of spider whipped up by some voo doo queen...


23 posted on 11/30/2009 4:51:40 AM PST by RowdyFFC (The opinion of a wise Welshtino woman...)
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To: Mount Athos

She should tell her fellow Sasquatches about it.

24 posted on 11/30/2009 4:53:17 AM PST by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: Mount Athos

Ya gotta be xXXXing me!

No apple never did that to nobody!

Not since Eden, at least!


25 posted on 11/30/2009 4:55:48 AM PST by gunnyg (Just An Old Gunny ~ And *Still* Not A F'en Commie Basterd!)
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To: Mount Athos

Youthful ugly isn’t any better than old ugly.


26 posted on 11/30/2009 4:58:40 AM PST by CPOSharky (Maybe nuclear winter would cure global warming.)
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To: Tax-chick

if she’s paying that kind of money, she should check out Isomers which makes this available much more cheaply. she’s a sucker........


27 posted on 11/30/2009 4:59:20 AM PST by avital2
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To: maggief

28 posted on 11/30/2009 4:59:59 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus)
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To: GnuHere
Uncanny! ;)


29 posted on 11/30/2009 5:00:15 AM PST by maggief
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To: Mount Athos

She must use Pumpkin juice on that massive derriere of hers.


30 posted on 11/30/2009 5:03:04 AM PST by dforest (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: maggief
Just standing on the back porch.
31 posted on 11/30/2009 5:04:18 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Mount Athos

Just imagine what she’d look like without the expensive creams and serums!


32 posted on 11/30/2009 5:05:51 AM PST by RU88 (Bow to no man)
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To: maggief
Arms.

33 posted on 11/30/2009 5:06:16 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Fresh Wind

34 posted on 11/30/2009 5:06:36 AM PST by maggief
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To: maggief

Yikes!!


35 posted on 11/30/2009 5:10:50 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus)
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To: Mount Athos
Apples are killed for mooshelle? horrors!!

She looks downright creepy in this photo, I almost did not recognize her. Her color is off, grey almost green tinge. Greasy hair, frozen wide open eyes as if she had a botox treatment. I do see wrinkles around her eyes. What's the deal with the vertical smears down her cheeks?

Oh and the "poke" a dot outfit must have been a winner LOL


36 posted on 11/30/2009 5:12:04 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: maggief

37 posted on 11/30/2009 5:13:02 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus)
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To: Mount Athos

“It’s not what you look like on the outside* applies here.


38 posted on 11/30/2009 5:15:16 AM PST by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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To: GnuHere; maggief

LOL!


39 posted on 11/30/2009 5:15:20 AM PST by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: RU88
Just imagine what she’d look like without the expensive creams and serums!


40 posted on 11/30/2009 5:16:35 AM PST by Jess Kitting
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To: wolfcreek

An unfortunate (and often not mentioned) side-effect of this apple extract is that you hate America and Whitey.


41 posted on 11/30/2009 5:17:30 AM PST by hal ogen
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To: maggief
Oprahs influence and connections have done wonders for MO.

sw

42 posted on 11/30/2009 5:18:24 AM PST by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: gunnyg
"No apple never did that to nobody! Not since Eden, at least!"

Interesting. Eating an "apple" is what brought on wrinkles when the original couple was cast out. Now Moo has found her fountain of youth through apples. interesting.

Will history repeat itself? will Moo et al be cast out of the white hut?

Stay tunned..........

43 posted on 11/30/2009 5:23:06 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Mount Athos
She looks pretty good from space.

That's about as close as I'd get.

44 posted on 11/30/2009 5:24:58 AM PST by Pistolshot (Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
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To: Mount Athos



45 posted on 11/30/2009 5:25:05 AM PST by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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To: Mount Athos
This story is from The Onion, right?
46 posted on 11/30/2009 5:25:10 AM PST by norwaypinesavage (The trouble liberals isn't that they are ignorant; it is that they know so much that isn't so.)
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To: hal ogen

Indeed!


47 posted on 11/30/2009 5:25:46 AM PST by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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To: Mount Athos
Actually she should look young, she is young. Mid 40s is not old. However, if she can find some type of beauty creme that works she should try that!

Just one more example of how she and Bozo spend money on BS while telling the little people we have to cut back and give our money to the government.

48 posted on 11/30/2009 5:26:02 AM PST by calex59
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To: maggief

maggie! haha


49 posted on 11/30/2009 5:27:24 AM PST by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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To: maggief

50 posted on 11/30/2009 5:30:45 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Socialism is hip until somebody loses a paycheck)
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