[FReepaholic]

Roll Tide!

[BenKenobi]

I don’t care who you are, that’s just funny right there!

[pburgh01]

You Know You Attended The University Of Alabama If .....

• Your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help him take the wheels off.
• Your Mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before she tells the highway patrolman to "kiss her butt".
• The primary color of your car is "bondo".
• Directions to your house include the phrase, "turn off the paved road".
• Your Mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school athletic event.
• Your family tree doesn't fork.
• Your Mother keeps a spit cup on her ironing board.
• You've ever been too drunk to fish.
• You have a rag for a gas cap.
• You had a toothpick in your mouth when your wedding picture was taken