Posted on 01/14/2010 8:10:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Blockhead...” LOLOL! He dismantled that twit...
True, I guess you missed my “ but I doubt it” line. :-p
“You’ve got tampons in your ears.”—ROFL!
That ought to get April going again.
ROFL!!!!
LOL, Rush is taking April to the woodshed!
LOL!!!
if I knew you were there.....
oh my gawsh.....someone send her some kleenex.......and a fresh box of tampons for her ears!
I hope April likes to get kissed when shes getting f*****...
I want to hear all of that again!! That was funny!
CC!!!!
If she had gotten spanked like that when she was younger; she might have turned out a bit better...I hope Rush puts that call on the ‘free side’ of his site...I have some people I would like to play that for...
(PaMom, channelling her inner Mika)...
“Yesterday, Rush Limbaugh in yet ANOTHER display of misogyny, slurred a young, female caller with the lewd suggested misuse of a female hygiene product.’’
LOL!
L!ROFL!!!
Politically Incorrect and Proud of it.
Picapoi!!!
But...what DIALECT does a a Picapoi speak with?
You may need flash for HD.
I remember when you took that trip. When you took the el out to Shea you passed within a block and a half of my apt.
Was the Jewish deli Katz’s on Houston?
I was a field tech in lower Manhattan for almost twenty years and like seeing the area on Law & Order. I ended up as a cable splicer in Harlem and Washington Hts. and they show plenty from there as well.
During the transit strike in 66, the company I worked for had reserved rooms in the Roosevelt for the brass. To get us to work on Saturday, they put us peons up there when the suits went home for the weekend
Now, I understand why some of the Obama voters don’t listen. After listening to that April; I was pulling my hair out as to how dumb this girl is. She is incapable of thought.
I agree with Rush, she is a block head.
no way!.....she / it, Is very likely "TO BE HAD" for "Sweet Nothings" & a swig of (Very Very Cheap) wine. 
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