Skip to comments.Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators In Brothels To Prevent Clients Dying
Posted on 02/17/2010 10:57:01 PM PST by Steelfish
Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators In Brothels To Prevent Clients Dying
Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged.
18 Feb 2010 Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shop treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services. The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication.
His death followed a series of other incidents, some fatal, in which heart attacks have claimed brothel customers in the area. The owner of one sex club said: "Having customers die on us isn't exactly good publicity". There are now 38 sex clubs and brothel in the Lugano area. And more are planned, according to Italian daily, Corriere della Sera, in order to accommodate the thousands of customers who pour over the boarder from Italy, where brothels are illegal. Around 80 per cent of the men who pay for sex in the area are thought to be Italian.
The sex trade in the pretty, lakeside Swiss town is also being fuelled by prostitutes from South America and Eastern Europe who enter the country via Italy. Local health experts are said to have backed the plans to stock defibrillators in sex clubs and brothels.
Defibrillators work by delivering a controlled electric shock to the heart to restore a normal heartbeat, after it has stopped.
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“Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators In Brothels To Prevent Clients Dying”
The arrogance is astounding.
As stated here many times.....I always carry a weed eater, 5 gallons of wesson oil an a set of jumper cables !
Now ya know......:o)
Never lost a “client” yet I wasn’t a bullet catcher I was a sweeper.....defibs are in my blow out kits. Uncle sugar pays for em so may as well have one.
Never needed yet but ya never know if ya may get to visit heidiville !
Yeah, that is kinda sick.
“Wax on, right hand...wax off, left hand...”
A propos of nothing, a friend once advised me that the way to prevent your boyfriend from sharing an intimate video is to clearly speak into the mic: “Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”
That kind of thing can seriously strain a relationship.
That type of comment will get you dropped off to fend for yourself in Newark at 3AM with no cell phone.
During testimony in one of our courts-martial years ago, a sexual assault victim was asked to describe her attacker's "genitals".
Her response: "It looked like a penis, only smaller."
The only time that I've heard an entire courtroom erupt in laughter .. including the defense counsel .. without the judge going ballistic.
A true classic in military justice.
Who’s going to be the first celebrity to die while ATTEMPTING to have a near heart attack while having an orgasm with the added jolt of defibrillation?
Asphyxiation is so passe now...
Hey now, I never said it was a PERFECT plan!
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