Posted on 06/18/2010 8:20:51 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Love the puppy pics! Too cute.
Shouldn't it be a "friend's daughter's wedding"?
Kind of a double possessive thingy? ;o)
bttt
Um . . . no. I think my grammar is fine.
Don’t you have some kitty humiliation videos to post or something?
Sounding like a broken record or not..... This has been a huge irritant to me recently. I download the podcasts from my 24/7 subscription. Each hour is approximately 36 to 37 minutes. The third hour has about 15 minutes worth of content because Rush puts all the Carbonite, Heritage Foundation, Lifelock, BG (?) car products, Hillsdale College (and on certain holidays-- flowers, candy-covered cherries) commercials! I truly feel betrayed having spent the money to avoid these ads. If he keeps accepting sponsors, the content portion will be less than 50% of the show.
Rush is the best thing going, for sure....but he needs to settle down a little in the ad department.
I agree, I listen to the show with head phones and take them off every time he does an ad, then I forget to put them back on and miss half the other half of the show that isn’t an advertisement.
OK, that is really funny.
What is the matter with that cat? Stoned on ‘nip?
What happened to her?
I suspect they are friends.
The Mama had 10 puppies and she was the runt. Momma quit feeding her so I have her full time. :)
It’s good to see you still taking care your sick puppy. It’s so tiny. YOU GO GIRL!!
You are so wonderful.
I just re-read that. I did commit an uncharacteristic typo.
Guilty as charged.
Rush is a businessman doing his best to make obscene profits (his words). His advertisers pay him a lot more money if he is able to pitch their products in the course of discussing the current events of the day.
Of course, if you were a businessman, "profits" wouldn't be your first consideration, would they? /s
My question is, when they have run out of weddings to attend will they switch to looking through the obituaries for funerals. /s
I won a grammer war? WOO HOO! (emphasis added)
Couldn’t someone have a friend daughter though? And then couldn’t some have a friend daughter’s wedding?
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