Skip to comments.Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long days work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuses complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gores room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it, the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him the royal treatment.
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual, the masseuse told police, because it can be a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc., the masseuse recounted. Gore then demand[ed] that I go lower. When she remained focused on a safe, nonsexual area, Gore grew angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis, she recalled, and said to me, There! in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone. When she pulled back, Gore angrily raged and bellowed at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was as though he had very suddenly switched personalities, she recalled, and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.
Lets be honest
Weve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
EWW & a big Yuck.
The “Release my second chakra line,” always a big crowd pleaser (not). I’m gonna remember this every time I think of Al and AGW (Al Gore Warming).
Public ridicule and utter humiliation of this bogus clown is long overdue.
If the “masseuse” decides to press charges and legal action is taken, this will be fun to watch.
What goes around comes around ....Al
“Weve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?”
Perhaps so, but what distinguishes the rest of us from the Bill Clintons and Al Gores of the world is that this yearning doesn’t lead us to abuse our power or trust by sexually assaulting women to get it. Of course, I’m neither an ex-president nor Nobel Prize winner, so who knows how “entitled” I would feel were I in their shoes?
Sounds like Albert was suffering from the deadly affliction which affects human males known as “Deadly Secondary Chakra Build-up”.
Interesting that Algone is a new-ager.
That connects some dots.
I may be a little naive, but how many
chakras do men usually have?
I’ve got a new name for him now! CHAKRA KHAN!
Isn’t Chakra the name of the little furry-boy that was the buddy to young Holly in the first “Land of the Lost” Saturday morning show??
Please release me, let me go
My second Chakra waits for you
To waste our time would be a sin
Release me and let me love again
If massuese stll votes democrat she is dumber and possibly a liar or exaggerator. Who knows for sure with those lunatic libs.
LOL!! I feel for you ...
“...as though he had very suddenly switched personalities...”
He has personality?
Coulda fooled me.