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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.

Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”

Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.

Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”

Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Tennessee
KEYWORDS: algore; algorerapecase; barf; captaxpatent; carboncreditpatent; crazedsexpoodle; democrats; demsexscandal; dnccorruption; dncfraud; napl; releasemychakra; secondchakra; woodyou
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To: pandoraou812

Algore knows as much about chakras as he does about the temp of the core of the earth. The 2nd chakra is just below the navel not in the groin area. Or maybe he just wanted her to burp him. lol


101 posted on 06/29/2010 11:48:31 AM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

AGW... snicker...


102 posted on 06/29/2010 11:48:52 AM PDT by ican'tbelieveit (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team# 36120), KW:Folding)
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To: Enterprise
It certainly gives a new mean to a Happy Meal.
103 posted on 06/29/2010 11:49:22 AM PDT by afnamvet (Patriots Rising)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Computer Animation of Algore's Massage Encounter
104 posted on 06/29/2010 11:49:41 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
This wretch was Vice President of the United States. “The Divine One” is now President of the United States. Bill Clinton, perjurer, was President of the United States. Something is WRONG!

The Dems have discovered the People are stupid.

Consider the bizarre slugs they have offered up as candidates.

Dukakis: This is how it began.

Clinton: History will be kind to him. He was politically gifted and a lovable old scaliwag. We despised him, but only because we had no idea what kind of Freak Show was awaiting us.

Gore. There is little to say. The mere mention of his name cries, "Io Saturnalia!"

Then Kerry.

They got more and more bizarre and ridiculous. In the case of Kerry, they imagined, "The Suckers will be glad to vote for another JFK from Massachusetts!', but he was so absurd, the suckers gagged on the idea.

So, to cap the farce, they played the Race Card: "They wouldn't DARE not vote for this offering!"

What this has accomplished has been to devalue the "Racist" epithet to being meaningless. Now, everyone is a racist, but none so rabid as those two bizarre freaks in the White House.

105 posted on 06/29/2010 11:49:41 AM PDT by Gorzaloon (CNN:AP:etc:Today, President Obama's stool was firm and well-formed. One end was slightly pointed. ")
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To: keats5

I am very naive. What is a chakra anyway and why does it need to be released?


106 posted on 06/29/2010 11:49:43 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: maggief; Liz; calcowgirl; indylindy; Protect the Bill of Rights

ROTFLMBBO!!


107 posted on 06/29/2010 11:50:15 AM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: TommyDale

You really couldn’t make this up.


108 posted on 06/29/2010 11:51:16 AM PDT by varina davis (Life is not a dress rehearsal)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Here, Al. Meet Chakra Sulu.

109 posted on 06/29/2010 11:51:16 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Anyone can fib. It takes an intellectual to tell a really big lie.)
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To: dead

110 posted on 06/29/2010 11:51:16 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Wondering how this one will play out? At what point do they DNA the pants...and is permission needed from Gore?


111 posted on 06/29/2010 11:51:31 AM PDT by DefeatCorruption
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

Does that mean it comes with "a finish?"

112 posted on 06/29/2010 11:51:43 AM PDT by NELSON111
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I’m surprised al didn’t meet her at the door with his family jewels engulfed in a bowl of walnuts.

He coulda said “Hi - I’m Al - and I’m f’in nuts”.


113 posted on 06/29/2010 11:53:35 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: tflabo
Ace left out the best part:

"Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."

114 posted on 06/29/2010 11:53:41 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: TommyDale

Somewhere out there a poor guy is missing his burrito. LOL


115 posted on 06/29/2010 11:53:56 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Joe 6-pack

I am gonna get in trouble for sitting her laughing out loud. Too funny!


116 posted on 06/29/2010 11:54:00 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: MozarkDawg

that was Chaka, but I like the play on words... (rock me chakra?)


117 posted on 06/29/2010 11:54:43 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (America, do not commit Barry Care-y!)
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To: maggief; TommyDale
Supposedly there are 7 chakras. (according to google). I bet Al was taking about Chakra #1



118 posted on 06/29/2010 11:56:43 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Ugh! I’m going to have to stay away from stories about this. I get a visual that makes me want to puke.


119 posted on 06/29/2010 11:57:53 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

THAT is brilliant!


120 posted on 06/29/2010 11:58:25 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: karnage

Thanks!


121 posted on 06/29/2010 11:59:15 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Personal Responsibility

Indeed. We are in complete agreement.


122 posted on 06/29/2010 11:59:15 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I wonder how many chakras Tipper will get in the divorce settlement.


123 posted on 06/29/2010 11:59:47 AM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: Constitution Day

Please release let me go......I, don’t love you anymore!!!!


124 posted on 06/29/2010 12:00:14 PM PDT by Phinanceguy
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To: Personal Responsibility

I’ve long held that view and I’ve yet to see anything that would cast any doubt upon it.


125 posted on 06/29/2010 12:02:24 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: La Lydia

If you read the transcript, the woman says that in the massage field, telling someone to “release their second chakra” is a code for a hand job. (sorry to be crude)

She wanted no part of it.


126 posted on 06/29/2010 12:02:44 PM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Chakra Two - Associations

* Color - orange
* Sanskrit Name - swadhisthana
* Physical Location - lower abdomen to the navel
* Purposes - emotional connection
* Spiritual Lesson - creativity, manifestation. honoring relationships, learning to “let go”
* Physical Dysfunctions- low back pain, sciatica, ob/gyn problems, pelvic pain, libido, urinary problems
* Mental and Emotional Issues - blame, guilt, money, sex, power, control, creativity, morality
* Information Stored Inside Sacral Chakra - duality, magnetism, controlling patterns, emotional feelings (joy, anger, fear)
* Area of Body Governed - sexual organs, stomach, upper intestines, liver, gallbladder, kidney, pancreas, adrenal glands, spleen, middle spine

...

Chakra One - Associations

* Color - red
* Sanskrit Name - muladhara
* Physical Location - base of the spine
* Purposes - kinesthetic feelings, movement
* Spiritual Lesson - material world lessons
* Physical Dysfunctions- lower back pain, sciatica, varicose veins, rectal tumors, depression, immune related disorders
* Mental and Emotional Issues - survival, self esteem, social order, security, family
* Information Stored Inside Root Chakra - familial beliefs, superstitions, loyalty, instincts, physical pleasure or pain, touch
* Area of Body Governed - spinal column, kidneys, legs, feet, rectum, immune system

//

He does seem a bit anal retentive. ;)


127 posted on 06/29/2010 12:02:56 PM PDT by maggief
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To: matt1234

128 posted on 06/29/2010 12:03:37 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

This makes me think of Jack F. Kemp constantly praising Al Bore in their 1996 “debate” which Kemp essentially forfeited.


129 posted on 06/29/2010 12:03:42 PM PDT by Theodore R.
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

No, the chart is a bit off there.

The 2nd is the genitalia.


130 posted on 06/29/2010 12:03:49 PM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

He’s a homosexual, so it won’t be too much like this.


131 posted on 06/29/2010 12:04:25 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: chris37

He wanted his 2 “globals” a little “warmed” did he?


132 posted on 06/29/2010 12:04:43 PM PDT by mdmathis6 (Mike Mathis is my name,opinions are my own,subject to flaming when deserved!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

And to think this POS was just a “hanging chad” away from the presidency.


133 posted on 06/29/2010 12:09:32 PM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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To: Slings and Arrows

This guy is such a bozo, he’ll never live this one down.


134 posted on 06/29/2010 12:10:06 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Come on baby! Release my Chakra!"Photobucket
135 posted on 06/29/2010 12:11:08 PM PDT by ladyvet (WOLVERINES!!!!!)
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To: Ronald_Magnus
And to think this POS was just a “hanging chad” hanging chakra away from the presidency.
136 posted on 06/29/2010 12:14:14 PM PDT by maggief
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To: jurroppi1
that was Chaka, but I like the play on words... (rock me chakra?)

Oh, oh oh oh yes, now it comes back. Thank you.

"Rock me chakra" -- someone needs to parody "Rock me, Amadeus" now, that will be hilarious!

137 posted on 06/29/2010 12:14:26 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: maggief

color - orange

I think that must have been his problem, I think his must have been blue.


138 posted on 06/29/2010 12:14:38 PM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Hanging Chakra?


139 posted on 06/29/2010 12:17:37 PM PDT by DTogo (High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
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To: DefeatCorruption
At what point do they DNA the pants...and is permission needed from Gore?

Unless they surreptitiously get his DNA from something else, (I'd love to say a used ciggie butt, haha), then a swab would be necessary. Either he volunteers it or is ordered to provide, but that would require a judge, court action, if she's not pressing charges but it just looking to make it a media story, then I don't know if there is any way to force the issue.

140 posted on 06/29/2010 12:18:46 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Quite helpful for Algore to identify the location of his 2d Chakra area, lodged, as it is, in the dark, dank and musty confines of his pannicular folds.


141 posted on 06/29/2010 12:20:16 PM PDT by Plutarch
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To: stylecouncilor

That is soooo wrong.


142 posted on 06/29/2010 12:20:49 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: maggief

Sockra, lol.


143 posted on 06/29/2010 12:23:47 PM PDT by i_dont_chat
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To: maggief

Sort fits with the Tennessee Vol orange colors. Gives new meaning to their incessant yammerings of ol “Rocky Top”


144 posted on 06/29/2010 12:23:47 PM PDT by miele man
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To: Col Frank Slade
No controlling chakra authority...

ROFL!

145 posted on 06/29/2010 12:25:03 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: TigersEye

I think I would have banged him over the head with the massage table. That poor woman, but I bet that happens quite a bit when you give massages. She should have some stinging oil to pour over old nasty pigs like Gore.


146 posted on 06/29/2010 12:25:16 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Merda taurorum animas conturbit......)
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To: Snickering Hound
You are the second FReeper to post this.

What does it mean?

147 posted on 06/29/2010 12:26:17 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; little jeremiah

This sounds like a script for a Broadway musical —

“Please, release my second Chakra...”

“Somewhere, under my chakra...”

“The Chakra Man Can...”

“Seventy-six chak-ras held a big parade, while a poodle with horns made her touch his hair...”

“Chakralot!”


148 posted on 06/29/2010 12:26:59 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

149 posted on 06/29/2010 12:27:27 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: a fool in paradise
I've heard you can get your second Chakra with this product.
150 posted on 06/29/2010 12:27:53 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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