Skip to comments.Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long days work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuses complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gores room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it, the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him the royal treatment.
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual, the masseuse told police, because it can be a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc., the masseuse recounted. Gore then demand[ed] that I go lower. When she remained focused on a safe, nonsexual area, Gore grew angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis, she recalled, and said to me, There! in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone. When she pulled back, Gore angrily raged and bellowed at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was as though he had very suddenly switched personalities, she recalled, and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.
Lets be honest
Weve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
Algore knows as much about chakras as he does about the temp of the core of the earth. The 2nd chakra is just below the navel not in the groin area. Or maybe he just wanted her to burp him. lol
The Dems have discovered the People are stupid.
Consider the bizarre slugs they have offered up as candidates.
Dukakis: This is how it began.
Clinton: History will be kind to him. He was politically gifted and a lovable old scaliwag. We despised him, but only because we had no idea what kind of Freak Show was awaiting us.
Gore. There is little to say. The mere mention of his name cries, "Io Saturnalia!"
They got more and more bizarre and ridiculous. In the case of Kerry, they imagined, "The Suckers will be glad to vote for another JFK from Massachusetts!', but he was so absurd, the suckers gagged on the idea.
So, to cap the farce, they played the Race Card: "They wouldn't DARE not vote for this offering!"
What this has accomplished has been to devalue the "Racist" epithet to being meaningless. Now, everyone is a racist, but none so rabid as those two bizarre freaks in the White House.
I am very naive. What is a chakra anyway and why does it need to be released?
You really couldn’t make this up.
Here, Al. Meet Chakra Sulu.
Wondering how this one will play out? At what point do they DNA the pants...and is permission needed from Gore?
Does that mean it comes with "a finish?"
I’m surprised al didn’t meet her at the door with his family jewels engulfed in a bowl of walnuts.
He coulda said “Hi - I’m Al - and I’m f’in nuts”.
"Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."
Somewhere out there a poor guy is missing his burrito. LOL
I am gonna get in trouble for sitting her laughing out loud. Too funny!
that was Chaka, but I like the play on words... (rock me chakra?)
Ugh! I’m going to have to stay away from stories about this. I get a visual that makes me want to puke.
THAT is brilliant!
Indeed. We are in complete agreement.
I wonder how many chakras Tipper will get in the divorce settlement.
Please release let me go......I, don’t love you anymore!!!!
I’ve long held that view and I’ve yet to see anything that would cast any doubt upon it.
If you read the transcript, the woman says that in the massage field, telling someone to “release their second chakra” is a code for a hand job. (sorry to be crude)
She wanted no part of it.
Chakra Two - Associations
* Color - orange
* Sanskrit Name - swadhisthana
* Physical Location - lower abdomen to the navel
* Purposes - emotional connection
* Spiritual Lesson - creativity, manifestation. honoring relationships, learning to “let go”
* Physical Dysfunctions- low back pain, sciatica, ob/gyn problems, pelvic pain, libido, urinary problems
* Mental and Emotional Issues - blame, guilt, money, sex, power, control, creativity, morality
* Information Stored Inside Sacral Chakra - duality, magnetism, controlling patterns, emotional feelings (joy, anger, fear)
* Area of Body Governed - sexual organs, stomach, upper intestines, liver, gallbladder, kidney, pancreas, adrenal glands, spleen, middle spine
Chakra One - Associations
* Color - red
* Sanskrit Name - muladhara
* Physical Location - base of the spine
* Purposes - kinesthetic feelings, movement
* Spiritual Lesson - material world lessons
* Physical Dysfunctions- lower back pain, sciatica, varicose veins, rectal tumors, depression, immune related disorders
* Mental and Emotional Issues - survival, self esteem, social order, security, family
* Information Stored Inside Root Chakra - familial beliefs, superstitions, loyalty, instincts, physical pleasure or pain, touch
* Area of Body Governed - spinal column, kidneys, legs, feet, rectum, immune system
He does seem a bit anal retentive. ;)
This makes me think of Jack F. Kemp constantly praising Al Bore in their 1996 “debate” which Kemp essentially forfeited.
No, the chart is a bit off there.
The 2nd is the genitalia.
He’s a homosexual, so it won’t be too much like this.
He wanted his 2 “globals” a little “warmed” did he?
And to think this POS was just a “hanging chad” away from the presidency.
This guy is such a bozo, he’ll never live this one down.
Oh, oh oh oh yes, now it comes back. Thank you.
"Rock me chakra" -- someone needs to parody "Rock me, Amadeus" now, that will be hilarious!
color - orange
I think that must have been his problem, I think his must have been blue.
Unless they surreptitiously get his DNA from something else, (I'd love to say a used ciggie butt, haha), then a swab would be necessary. Either he volunteers it or is ordered to provide, but that would require a judge, court action, if she's not pressing charges but it just looking to make it a media story, then I don't know if there is any way to force the issue.
Quite helpful for Algore to identify the location of his 2d Chakra area, lodged, as it is, in the dark, dank and musty confines of his pannicular folds.
That is soooo wrong.
Sort fits with the Tennessee Vol orange colors. Gives new meaning to their incessant yammerings of ol “Rocky Top”
I think I would have banged him over the head with the massage table. That poor woman, but I bet that happens quite a bit when you give massages. She should have some stinging oil to pour over old nasty pigs like Gore.
What does it mean?
This sounds like a script for a Broadway musical —
“Please, release my second Chakra...”
“Somewhere, under my chakra...”
“The Chakra Man Can...”
“Seventy-six chak-ras held a big parade, while a poodle with horns made her touch his hair...”