Skip to comments.Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long days work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuses complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gores room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it, the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him the royal treatment.
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual, the masseuse told police, because it can be a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc., the masseuse recounted. Gore then demand[ed] that I go lower. When she remained focused on a safe, nonsexual area, Gore grew angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis, she recalled, and said to me, There! in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone. When she pulled back, Gore angrily raged and bellowed at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was as though he had very suddenly switched personalities, she recalled, and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.
Lets be honest
Weve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
Hopefully some day I can drink the second one, too!
Well, you can’t make this stuff can you?
The Sex Poodle needs to be let out.
"pleading for release of his second chakra there."
You just knew Gore would end up on The X-Files...
Just in case you missed the “omgyoucannotbeserious” ping for the day ;)
LOL! I stand corrected. Chakra 1 covers the rectum, but I doubt he was talking abut his perpetual constipation. :-)
"Shock and Awe" v. "Chakra and Aura"
I’ll take the ‘Shock & Awe’ hands down.
"An inconvenient Chakra"
Adult language warning
The 11th ep has nothing to do with this but is still good;
I heard speculation by Michael Medved, that this was the 0bama Regime’s tactic to deal with a threat from the Left wing of the Party.
This is an incident from four years ago.
Why the release of info now ?
Kerry - release the 180.
Gore - release the 2nd chakra.
Not only are his chakra's jammed, he's breathing out of the wrong eyelid.
A bulging burrito!!
I can just see Clinton laughing his butt off and thinking “That boy could never run with the big dog!”
That is way more of “Nuke” than I needed to see this afternoon!