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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.

Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”

Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.

Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”

Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Tennessee
KEYWORDS: algore; algorerapecase; barf; captaxpatent; carboncreditpatent; crazedsexpoodle; democrats; demsexscandal; dnccorruption; dncfraud; napl; releasemychakra; secondchakra; woodyou
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To: Revolting cat!
A spoonful will loosen your chakras...


151 posted on 06/29/2010 12:30:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: netmilsmom
Makes me wonder if this is the lefts way of getting rid of Al without giving a nod to the “Hide the Decline” heroes.

Do you think she was hired by Hill'n'Bill? or by The One? or by the Saudis? or by George Soros?

152 posted on 06/29/2010 12:30:11 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Revolting cat!

Fess up! Did it work?


153 posted on 06/29/2010 12:30:47 PM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.


154 posted on 06/29/2010 12:31:40 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Anyone can fib. It takes an intellectual to tell a really big lie.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Sure Al wasn't talking about cha cha?


155 posted on 06/29/2010 12:32:07 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Personal Responsibility
I think Gore went certifiably crazy after losing in 2000. I’m not trying to insult him by saying that. I think he really has gone crazy.

I've said the same thing about McQueeg after his release from capture.

156 posted on 06/29/2010 12:32:15 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Poodles have Chakras? Who knew?


157 posted on 06/29/2010 12:33:25 PM PDT by ShandaLear (The price of Obamacare? 30 pieces of silver.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Joanie Loves Chakra!


158 posted on 06/29/2010 12:34:40 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: matt1234

159 posted on 06/29/2010 12:35:11 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I hope albore is so humiliated that he never shows his face in public again. Of course I don't expect that will happen.
160 posted on 06/29/2010 12:38:05 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I have two bottles of Champagne I've been saving - one for when algore goes down and one for when the Unicorn does. My DH thought it was wishful thinking, but I've moved the first bottle from the cellar to the kitchen...soon, it will taste so good! Like the tears of Scott Tenorman...

Hopefully some day I can drink the second one, too!

161 posted on 06/29/2010 12:42:28 PM PDT by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Well, you can’t make this stuff can you?


162 posted on 06/29/2010 12:42:45 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The Sex Poodle needs to be let out.


163 posted on 06/29/2010 12:44:28 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: SlowBoat407
He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.

ROFLMAO!!

164 posted on 06/29/2010 12:50:10 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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"pleading for release of his second chakra there."

You just knew Gore would end up on The X-Files...

165 posted on 06/29/2010 12:51:36 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"The old Second Chakra line, what a DOUCHE! That boy is dumber than dirt. Didn't learn a thing I taught him."
166 posted on 06/29/2010 12:54:22 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
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To: STARWISE; onyx; penelopesire; maggief; Dog

Just in case you missed the “omgyoucannotbeserious” ping for the day ;)


167 posted on 06/29/2010 12:56:53 PM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
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To: netmilsmom

LOL! I stand corrected. Chakra 1 covers the rectum, but I doubt he was talking abut his perpetual constipation. :-)


168 posted on 06/29/2010 1:06:14 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (.)
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To: matt1234

"Shock and Awe" v. "Chakra and Aura"

169 posted on 06/29/2010 1:06:22 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: matt1234

I’ll take the ‘Shock & Awe’ hands down.


170 posted on 06/29/2010 1:07:56 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
LOL. Just...LOL.

"An inconvenient Chakra"

171 posted on 06/29/2010 1:16:47 PM PDT by Mamzelle (Cameras, cameras--never forget to bring your cameras)
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To: ilovesarah2012
This guy figured it out;

Adult language warning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lnt0h7P-Uk

The 11th ep has nothing to do with this but is still good;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1Nh6c80wo&feature=related

172 posted on 06/29/2010 1:19:26 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: netmilsmom

I heard speculation by Michael Medved, that this was the 0bama Regime’s tactic to deal with a threat from the Left wing of the Party.

This is an incident from four years ago.

Why the release of info now ?


173 posted on 06/29/2010 1:20:57 PM PDT by happygrl (Continuing to predict that 0bama will resign)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

174 posted on 06/29/2010 1:22:44 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Another technique for releasing the second Chakra is to devour a huge platter of greasy pork barbecue.
175 posted on 06/29/2010 1:27:08 PM PDT by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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To: happygrl

Kerry - release the 180.
Gore - release the 2nd chakra.


176 posted on 06/29/2010 1:27:15 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Constitution Day

Not only are his chakra's jammed, he's breathing out of the wrong eyelid.

177 posted on 06/29/2010 1:31:18 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: indylindy

A bulging burrito!!


178 posted on 06/29/2010 1:32:52 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: Rebelbase

I can just see Clinton laughing his butt off and thinking “That boy could never run with the big dog!”


179 posted on 06/29/2010 1:33:00 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

That is way more of “Nuke” than I needed to see this afternoon!


180 posted on 06/29/2010 1:35:51 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: SE Mom
Ogawd .... things that make you go ICK ...!


181 posted on 06/29/2010 1:38:28 PM PDT by STARWISE ( The overlords are in place .. we are a nation under siege .. pray, go Galt & hunker down)
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To: Constitution Day

Rose goes in the front, big guy....


182 posted on 06/29/2010 1:38:41 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks; HonestConservative; MarkLevinFan; kristinn; RaceBannon; STARWISE; sono; ...

Ping

Ewwwwwwwww


183 posted on 06/29/2010 1:39:02 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Pray, Pray, Pray. Stop Barrystroika.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I had no idea Gore was a Naruto fan.


184 posted on 06/29/2010 1:39:02 PM PDT by Galactic Overlord-In-Chief (Our Joe Wilson can take the Dems' Joe Wilson any day of the week)
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To: matt1234

ROTF!


185 posted on 06/29/2010 1:45:47 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
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To: STARWISE; Revolting cat!

Must’ve been brought on by all of those dirty records that Al and Tipper brought home to listen to when they were conducting the PMRC Senate hearings...


186 posted on 06/29/2010 1:47:33 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL!!


187 posted on 06/29/2010 1:48:21 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

Did you hit the Kagan thread?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2543807/posts

The graphics were brutal.

Hellafunny.


188 posted on 06/29/2010 1:49:05 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Pray, Pray, Pray. Stop Barrystroika.)
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To: TommyDale

Tube socks


189 posted on 06/29/2010 1:50:05 PM PDT by dforest
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To: keats5
I may be a little naive, but how many chakras do men usually have?

One and my wife would be happy to remove it if I tried to have it relieved.

190 posted on 06/29/2010 1:51:29 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: AliVeritas

Oh man...I’m heading out the door but I bet that is comedy gold!

I’ll check it out tonight. Thanks for the link!


191 posted on 06/29/2010 1:54:52 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Tijeras_Slim
A new drink creation. The Alchakra. 2/3 Chardonney, 1/3 seven up, 1 whole pickle.


192 posted on 06/29/2010 1:56:39 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
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To: dead

This thread needs you.


193 posted on 06/29/2010 1:57:01 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Pray, Pray, Pray. Stop Barrystroika.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Chardonnay not Chardonney.


194 posted on 06/29/2010 1:58:37 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Pig doing what pigs do.


195 posted on 06/29/2010 1:58:52 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Liberals are educated above their level of intelligence.. Thanks Sr. Angelica)
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To: Rebelbase

As long as it’s 14% alcohol, who cares how it’s spelled?


196 posted on 06/29/2010 2:01:29 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: matt1234

I guess the elephant and whale did eat him.

Election and GW.


197 posted on 06/29/2010 2:03:32 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Pray, Pray, Pray. Stop Barrystroika.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

198 posted on 06/29/2010 2:04:59 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: SE Mom

‘Release the Chakra’ is not a line you hear everyday....LOL! The comments in this thread are hysterical...ROTFLOL!!


200 posted on 06/29/2010 2:07:09 PM PDT by penelopesire ("Did you plug the hole yet daddy?")
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