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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.

Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”

Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.

Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”

Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Tennessee
KEYWORDS: algore; algorerapecase; barf; captaxpatent; carboncreditpatent; crazedsexpoodle; democrats; demsexscandal; dnccorruption; dncfraud; napl; releasemychakra; secondchakra; woodyou
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To: Terry Mross
From the hotel's web site: Offering luxurious Portland lodging, your stay at Hotel Lucia is sure to be relaxing and care-free. We go to great lengths to ensure our hotel rooms provide amenities that go above and beyond, and our staff is ready to assist in any way.

I wonder if he was a regular visitor.

81 posted on 06/29/2010 11:36:41 AM PDT by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)
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To: evets

LMAO. Thread of the day, here!


82 posted on 06/29/2010 11:36:53 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: libsrscum

Wow...I never expect to get to the second chakra on a first date!


83 posted on 06/29/2010 11:37:23 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: caww

BTW it’s tied in with ‘Kundalini’ jargon....


84 posted on 06/29/2010 11:37:40 AM PDT by caww
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Release the second chakra—a hammer fist to this douche bag’s groin mayhaps?


85 posted on 06/29/2010 11:37:53 AM PDT by attiladhun2 (The Free World has a new leader--his name is Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Just think how close he was to the Presidency, and also John Edwards.
The fact that Democrats can push such deeply flawed individuals to the pinnacle of power is really disturbing.

BO fits right into this mode. I will be shocked if something like this doesn't come out (and be documented) about him.

86 posted on 06/29/2010 11:37:53 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland ("And for that matter what do we REALLY know about HereInTheHeartland?")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; TommyDale

Chakra Sockra.

87 posted on 06/29/2010 11:39:29 AM PDT by maggief
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
This wretch was Vice President of the United States. “The Divine One” is now President of the United States. Bill Clinton, perjurer, was President of the United States. Something is WRONG!

Make that "perjurer and rapist."

88 posted on 06/29/2010 11:39:57 AM PDT by Interesting Times (For the truth about "swift boating" see ToSetTheRecordStraight.com)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

When did they start calling it that?


89 posted on 06/29/2010 11:40:21 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: maggief

"Release the Chakra!"

90 posted on 06/29/2010 11:40:28 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I have always been very happy communicating with my 100 (mostly little) words throughout my life. Now I feel strangely challenged by the addition of one new little word..."chakra". How in the heII do you work that one into a conversation without it turning into a full blown debate on Global Warming?
91 posted on 06/29/2010 11:40:58 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: maggief

LOL!!


92 posted on 06/29/2010 11:41:21 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Dear God. This man was, what, 527 votes away from becoming President of the United States ten years ago? Gah.

}:-)4


93 posted on 06/29/2010 11:42:54 AM PDT by Moose4 (November 2, 2010--the day that "YES WE CAN" becomes "OH NO YOU DIN'T")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
According to this definition of the 2nd chakra, Gore was trying to release his inner Leviathon!!! LOL!
2. Swadhisthana Sacral Chakra - Water element - Leviathan/Crocodile

When one has awoken from Muladhara, one goes into the water, which represents the unconscious where one faces the Leviathan/Crocodile from the depths which are ones own demons. The Leviathan is the biggest and most fearsome creature of the watery depths. (but it represents the same animal as the elephant, the one that supports your earthly life seems to become your worst enemy when you reach the next center, because here you leave this world and anything that hangs around is your worst enemy. It is the waterelephant, the whale that eats you, the same that has nurtured and supported you. The goodwilling mother that raised you becomes a devouring one.) When one dreams of baptising, taking a batch, the ocean or in water generally - you must realize you are being pushed into the unconscious for purification, you have to go into the water because of the renewal. But it remains unknown what comes after. When one passes through this baptising, you reach Manipura.

Source: http://www.dedroidify.com/kundalini.htm#2
94 posted on 06/29/2010 11:43:14 AM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: Constitution Day

Chaka says release it baby oh release it !!!
95 posted on 06/29/2010 11:43:38 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

She should have taken a taser and shoved it up his chakra.


96 posted on 06/29/2010 11:43:53 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

97 posted on 06/29/2010 11:44:10 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
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To: attiladhun2
"Hey Al, I've got your Chakra release (and permanent removal) right here."


98 posted on 06/29/2010 11:44:10 AM PDT by twister881
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To: afnamvet

So did Gore want fries with his chakra shake?


99 posted on 06/29/2010 11:44:59 AM PDT by Enterprise (As a disaster unfolds, a putz putts.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Al Gore just wanted to introduce her to his "little friend".............."Hanging Chad"
100 posted on 06/29/2010 11:46:28 AM PDT by tophat9000 (.............................. BP + BO = BS ...........................Formula for a disaster...)
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