And the Lone Ranger movie is a piece of crap - really bad. They were showing it on one of the Encore (Western?) Channels about 6-8 weeks ago. I tried to watch it - it's just bad.
The caliber of acting in a standard 1970’s porno is superior...and has a more believable storyline.
I came up with the “Captain UN” idea - it's appropriate, no?
It was more his reaction to that meltdown I think.