So it reads that Alvin Green is a ...Post Turtle. Poor guy reached the pinnacle of his ability when he enlisted and every day after that, someone carried him.
[others reading — please forgive a repeat]
Turns out he had a problem with
performing basic duties. Greene is usually capable of handling mundane tasks with supervision but is not able to adapt to any changes to daily routine, the reviewer wrote, also noting that Greene had received multiple disciplinary actions for failing to perform his duties. [unquote]
— Rats sure know how to pick’em!