27.) I vote Democrat because all my really smart friends do.
Eye vote Demokrat becaze of the grate educashon I got in the publik skools they haz.
I vote Democrat because I’m a brilliant, really really smart, intellectual, bright, super super intelligent,
super-educated genius who is superior to all those
bible-thumping, gun-loving right-wing morons who live in flyover country.
The real reason people vote Democrat is because they believe Republicans are evil.
And Democrats have caused all the above things to happen so they can dislodge us from our fundamental values and principles that have proven successful over the years, cause us to question the value of our country, undermine our loyalty to our country, discourage us, divide us and subjugate us (the moral, honest, hard-working, law-abiding, salt-of-the-earth people of this country) with their own immoral perverted control aparatus enforced through government.
The relatively few on the hard Left are evil. . . most Democrats are not evil, they are just stupid.
I vote Democrat because I died in 1983.
I vote democrat because that guy on the news tell me I should.
....and I vote democrat because I’m so filled with hate and jealousy, I can’t think logically.
I vote Democrat because my family always has and I don’t know any other way
I vote Democrat because deep down, I’m a racist but this soothes my racist anxiety
I vote Democrat because I believe in the Welfare State . . .as long as others pay for it.
I vote Democrat because I think it’s the hip thing to do
I voted Democrat “because I’m a New York Jew” (once said to me by an ex work colleague”
Im deferrence tp your East German example, here’s one I stole from Rush:
26. Because centralized economic planning is working out so well in countries like North Korea and Zimbabwe.
I vote Democrat because I’m an illegal alien.
I vote democrat because American Idol is in its 10th season ... and I’ve never missed an episode.
I vote democratic because I can vote myself money.
I vote dem because I was raised as a “I cant do it”, victim.
I vote Democrat because I am dead, even if I have a heart beat.
I vote Democrat because I have a mental illness.
Oh, I vote Democrat because we would be much worse off if it wasn’t for the Stimulus package. NPR said so and they never, ever lie.