Posted on 09/16/2010 8:17:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
She needs to raise her limit, again...
I love the Rush Bump!
Rush not using Zicam?
Maybe they are not paying for a spot and that is why he not mentioning it.
That’s an excellent observation.
THANK ME!
Yea, I know.
Did I ever tell you about getting his autograph after the 2000 VP Debates in Kentucky? I was the only person who got anything signed by the Cheneys and it sits in a place of honor at my house.
JMHO, let Cheney sit on the sidelines this time and save wear and tear on his ticker.
All us little fieldmice seem to be raising a fair ration of h*** with no formal leadership at all, and I’d kinda like having The Man around when we finish kickin’ butt to help with putting the country back together.
...not that I don’t think there’s some good heads on the people we’re putting in office, but things really go a bit smoother when you’ve got some real experience to reference.
People like a winner. At 50,000 grand in the bank she is not perceived as one. One million from all over changes the perception. I expect that 11% gap to close quickly.
Good point, the brilliance of keeping the tea party leaderless is there is nobody for the libs/marxists to isolate and demonize.
By contrast, Pelosi, Reid, and Obama are being isolated and picked apart.
That’s AWESOME!
I happened to be at the College Republican HQ viewing party and Cheney came over, I was front row (b/c I fought my way up there) and begged for an autograph. He took pity upon me. Not that close to him though. lol.
Dan Quayle could run mental circles around VP Biteme.
You’re spot on...this $1M+ makes her a very serious and competitive candidate.
That’s a lot of money to point out Coons is Reid’s marxist pet.
The fact that poverty rate is increasing so drastically should speak to how hugely Obozo’s economic policies are failing.
Wouldn’t that be nice.....
Per my tagline, I don’t have to worry about “losing” a credit card.....
;-)
How do you order stuff on the internets?
Since I got to work at the pizza shop 1 hour and 45 minutes ago I’ve had 2 deliveries. And......
Been flipped off by some icehole I was gonna ask what street I was on....
couldn’t get my 59 cent polar pop at Circle K cause their power is out....
was told by another icehole to put on a bikini so I can show off my big ass when walking with the sign outside.....
And It’s going to rain in a minute(which I don’t mine)...
Still, someone’s going down at this rate!!!!
http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=78
Ann Coulter article from 2005 dissing Karl Rove....Levin shared on FB, thought I’d share with others on here.
Dear, you are having a typical day in the life of me. lol. I’m sorry. :(
Hope your day improves.
LOL!
Watch out for lightning!
The dude with the bikini comment got 2 stares since he said it twice. The second stare lasted about 10 seconds and included a step back towards him. That pretty much shut him up....
Election Date: 09/14/10
325 of 325 Districts Reporting = 100%
For Statewide Offices:
Democratic Voter Turnout = 12 %
Republican Voter Turnout = 32 %
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