Skip to comments.Teens In Court In Botched Robbery Attempt (Teller trapped them between two sets of security doors.)
Posted on 09/21/2010 11:04:33 AM PDT by DemforBush
INDIANAPOLIS -- Three teenage girls with no prior criminal history appeared in court Tuesday after they were accused of involvement in a spectacularly bad bank robbery attempt on Indianapolis' northeast side...
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Their combined IQ is less than 100 methinks. Here is some exerpts from the encounter:
"OPEDO!" = Open the door!
"YEWWWCLODEDO" = Why did you close the door?!
"OMELLETE YOU SLIDE" = I will let you slide on this one!
"IKEYOU" = I will kill you.
"MUDDAFUQUA" = ()^@#$%^&*^#(&)!!!
"SHUDDA HIT DALIKASTO" = We should have robbed the liquor store.
Mine has always been the name of a guy I used to work with:
I didn't need the "translation" ... I used to live in Prince George's County.
lol, you think these idiots parents wanted their children to grow up to be bank robbers and spend their lives in prison? I doubt that is any-ones idea of successful.
From what my relatives in Indy tell me, a number of banks there have adopted much tougher security measures since about a year or two ago when a perp shot a pregnant bank teller in the stomach. That might explain it. If memory serves, the address listed for the bank in the story is in an area of Indy known locally as “The Meadows”, and is (again IIRC) one of the higher crime areas in the city.
They did not think that far ahead.
It’s a condition called “low future time orientation” and it explains this behavior to a tee.
“It’s pitiful, man, it’s just pitiful,” said James Burnett, Woods’ grandfather. “Right now, I’m kind of sad because my granddaughter’s messed up in this situation. I really don’t know what it is, but I don’t really believe that she would be the one to do nothing like that.”
Where’s the father?
This bank is located a lot further from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Street that I might have expected.
Honestly, don't they teach anything in schools today? :-))
Give them normal names.
If that's the case, Bristol, Track, Willow and Piper must have rough times ahead.
True, but Bristol seems to be going down a celebtard path at the moment.
Did they ever see the movie about the cheerleaders who robbed a bank?
If they did, Hollywood gave them bad ideas about what a happy ending they would have.
These girls have bad manners, tsk tsk. They wrote the note which called the teller a B-word?????? Shame on them.
So each family probably thinks that their girl is the good girl, and that it was the other two were the ones who came up with the idea.
While the proprietor was wrapping Mrs. Lucky's Christmas present, I asked him if the door arrangement had ever trapped a would be robber. He said it had on several occasions, but that his favorite would be criminal was the young perp who, when he realized he was trapped, tried to shoot out the door lock, thereby learning several important physics lessons.