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Ann Coulter: NAPOLITANO: THE BALLíS IN MY COURT NOW (Don't Grope Me Bro!)
AnnCoulter.Com ^ | November 17, 2010 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 11/17/2010 4:28:51 PM PST by Syncro


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NAPOLITANO: THE BALL’S IN MY COURT NOW
November 17, 2010


After the 9/11 attacks, when 19 Muslim terrorists -- 15 from Saudi Arabia, two from the United Arab Emirates and one each from Egypt and Lebanon, 14 with "al" in their names -- took over commercial aircraft with box-cutters, the government banned sharp objects from planes.

Airport security began confiscating little old ladies' knitting needles and breaking the mouse-sized nail files off of passengers' nail clippers. Surprisingly, no decrease in the number of hijacking attempts by little old ladies and manicurists was noted.

After another Muslim terrorist, Richard Reid, AKA Tariq Raja, AKA Abdel Rahim, AKA Abdul Raheem, AKA Abu Ibrahim, AKA Sammy Cohen (which was only his eHarmony alias), tried to blow up a commercial aircraft with explosive-laden sneakers, the government prohibited more than 3 ounces of liquid from being carried on airplanes.

All passengers were required to take off their shoes for special security screening, which did not thwart a single terrorist attack, but made airport security checkpoints a lot smellier.

After Muslim terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab of Nigeria tried to detonate explosive material in his underwear over Detroit last Christmas, the government began requiring nude body scans at airports.

The machines, which cannot detect chemicals or plastic, would not have caught the diaper bomber. So, again, no hijackers were stopped, but being able to see passengers in the nude boosted the morale of airport security personnel by 22 percent.

After explosives were inserted in two ink cartridges and placed on a plane headed to the United States from the Muslim nation of Yemen, the government banned printer cartridges from all domestic flights, resulting in no improvement in airport security, while requiring ink cartridges who traveled to take Amtrak.

So when the next Muslim terrorist, probably named Abdul Ahmed al Shehri, places explosives in his anal cavity, what is the government going to require then? (If you're looking for a good investment opportunity, might I suggest rubber gloves?)

Last year, a Muslim attempting to murder Prince Mohammed bin Nayef of Saudi Arabia blew himself up with a bomb stuck up his anus. Fortunately, this didn't happen near an airport, or Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano would now be requiring full body cavity searches to fly.

You can't stop a terrorist attack by searching for the explosives any more than you can stop crime by taking away everyone's guns.

In the 1970s, liberal ideas on crime swept the country. Gun owners were treated like criminals while actual criminals were coddled and released. If only we treated criminals with dignity and respect and showed them the system was fair, liberals told us, criminals would reward us with good behavior.

As is now well known, crime exploded in the '70s. It took decades of conservative law-and-order policies to get crime back to near-1950s levels.

It's similarly pointless to treat all Americans as if they're potential terrorists while trying to find and confiscate anything that could be used as a weapon. We can't search all passengers for explosives because Muslims stick explosives up their anuses. (Talk about jobs Americans just won't do.)

You have to search for the terrorists.

Fortunately, that's the one advantage we have in this war. In a lucky stroke, all the terrorists are swarthy, foreign-born, Muslim males. (Think: "Guys Madonna would date.")

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Two weeks ago, Napolitano ordered TSA agents to start groping women's breasts and all passengers' genitalia -- children, nuns and rape victims, everyone except government officials and members of Congress. (Which is weird because Dennis Kucinich would like it.)

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1 posted on 11/17/2010 4:28:55 PM PST by Syncro
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To: Syncro
a Muslim attempting to murder Prince Mohammed bin Nayef of Saudi Arabia blew himself up with a bomb stuck up his anus.

A promotional campaign should be started to encourage this.

I'd donate.

It's bloody poetic, it is.

2 posted on 11/17/2010 4:31:37 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Syncro

Political correctness is the most insiduous evil to happen in my lifetime (born 1958.) None of what is happening today could happen absent political correctness. This is why the socialists need political correctness and why we failed when we did not fight hard against its coming 20-30 years ago. It is not too late to kill PC. We must end it if we are to survive with any freedoms left at all.

We need to demand that the GOP end PC and start profiling young Muslim men and end this idiocy searching Grandmas and toddlers. PC is asinine. We have to kill it.


3 posted on 11/17/2010 4:36:58 PM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (I am having the best Depression, ever!)
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To: Syncro

AMEN!!! Ann, You hit an Out of the Park Home Run again!!
Janet Nappy turned all of Arizona over to the Drug Cartels as Governor under the guise of protecting somme innocent Mexican Peasant that might want a better life!
Ask BIG SIS why she let Mexico and Arizona be destroyed by the Drug Cartels? What was in it for HER?
Money or Blackmail? or What?
Napolitano sure didn’t protect her citizens of ARIZONA!
Maybe thats why ZERO knew she was the Best Choice under His Standards to Obfuscate the Homeland Security of AMERICA?


4 posted on 11/17/2010 4:39:56 PM PST by True Republican Patriot (May GOD Continue to BLESS Our Greatest President :George W. Bush!!)
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To: Syncro

We have a radio dude here in my hometown who refers to the DHS Secretary as “DHS Secretary Wayne Newton”.


5 posted on 11/17/2010 4:43:26 PM PST by OKSooner (Obama confessed "his muslim faith" on the George Stephanopolous show on September 7th, 2008.)
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To: RonDog; jellybean; knews_hound; Rummyfan
Great column this week!

"Please have your genitalia out and ready to be fondled when you approach the security checkpoint."
I don't think this is necessary now.

I read that they can now put their hand down you pants.

I don't like the same gender thingie with this.

Are there any hot babe TSA agents???

6 posted on 11/17/2010 4:43:26 PM PST by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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I'm not upset with “the ball” in her court. Its my balls in the TSA’s hands that has me pissed.
7 posted on 11/17/2010 4:46:23 PM PST by Natural Law (lex orandi, lex credendi, lex vivendi)
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I'm not upset with “the ball” in her court. Its my balls in the TSA’s hands that has me pissed.
8 posted on 11/17/2010 4:46:29 PM PST by Natural Law (lex orandi, lex credendi, lex vivendi)
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To: humblegunner
Or else use this "bomb detector" on all Muslims that want to fly.


From The Collection of Barney Fwrank

9 posted on 11/17/2010 4:46:57 PM PST by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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To: Natural Law
You can say that again!

Oops, lol you did...

10 posted on 11/17/2010 4:49:06 PM PST by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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To: Syncro

And here I failed to invest in “hand” sanitizer...


11 posted on 11/17/2010 4:51:38 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free; All
You are right about that

The Israeli system works real good and is less time consuming and invasive

Here's a tweet from Coulter a couple of days ago:


12 posted on 11/17/2010 4:52:14 PM PST by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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To: Syncro

That is hilarious. Barney and his joystick...


13 posted on 11/17/2010 4:54:12 PM PST by doosee
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To: Syncro

Best line:
all the terrorists are swarthy, foreign-born, Muslim males. (Think: “Guys Madonna would date.”)
LOL- Funny, funny stuff, gosh she is good. I love her.


14 posted on 11/17/2010 4:59:24 PM PST by Doulos1 (Bitter Clinger Forever!)
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To: Syncro

Napolitano wouldn’t know what to do with balls if they landed in her lap


15 posted on 11/17/2010 4:59:58 PM PST by j.argese (Boycott Nevada.)
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To: Doulos1; All; tweet
Yup, and what better reason to profile!

Works good for Israel

Another tweet from Ann (wish I could figure out how to do that!)


16 posted on 11/17/2010 5:03:36 PM PST by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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To: OKSooner
Holy smokes -- I'm laughing my @ss off at that one.

Don Imus used to refer to Janet Reno as "Bigfoot."

17 posted on 11/17/2010 5:03:36 PM PST by Alberta's Child ("If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.")
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Very nice. her words have raised my spirits. I want to be able to fly regular airlines, and given current debasing intrusive searches and lines — I will not. I am sick, frustrated and sad that so many are willing to tolerate this abuse to their human dignity, a dignity their G-d has vouchsafed them to guard.

What good is it to be alone against the madness of masses? Good to have a super smart blond on right side of this issue. One able to explain it so well.

But whose ears can take it in when their skulls resonate with fears and go-alongism?


18 posted on 11/17/2010 5:04:59 PM PST by bvw
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To: Syncro

Ann, I’ll be your TSA inspector.


19 posted on 11/17/2010 5:06:33 PM PST by Doulos1 (Bitter Clinger Forever!)
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To: humblegunner

Invest now, and rubber gloves too!


20 posted on 11/17/2010 5:14:28 PM PST by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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